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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #450 on: September 06, 2008, 03:40:56 AM »
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He is not allowed to go up to Larry Fowler and say: "Larry, can I come on your show?"

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #451 on: September 06, 2008, 04:17:30 AM »
Actually, it would be funny for Harry to hang near Larry Fowler and curse Larry's stuff like fry his car, cell phone, home electronics etc. Harry could veil himself and make Larry's life a living hell. Kind of like what Harry did to Madrigal in Proven Guilty at the Splattercon.

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« Reply #452 on: September 06, 2008, 04:38:46 AM »
That would infact be pretty funny.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #453 on: September 06, 2008, 01:02:18 PM »
He may not go up to Marcone and ask him if he saw the sale on consciences at Macys.....
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #454 on: September 07, 2008, 03:20:26 AM »
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No matter how bad my day is, I will not put on a purple suit, interrupt Marcone during one of his meetings, slam a pencil into his desk and ask him if he wants to see a magic trick.

AHAHAHAHA!!! I love it.  :D

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #455 on: September 07, 2008, 11:27:37 PM »
I must not look around baffledly, saying "Who said that!??!?!?" while Molly's talking to me.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #456 on: September 08, 2008, 12:48:08 AM »
I must not answer the phone when Michael is calling and say: "This is hell, the Devil speaking...."
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #457 on: September 08, 2008, 04:26:16 PM »
*snickersnort*

Ah, but may I?? Please?
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #458 on: September 08, 2008, 08:23:32 PM »
I must not go up to Hendericks and ask him if he cryed when his cousin was shot down from the Empire State Building in the movie: King Kong
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #459 on: September 08, 2008, 09:18:09 PM »
I must not go up to Hendericks and ask him if he cryed when his cousin was shot down from the Empire State Building in the movie: King Kong

and then immediately turn to Gard and tell her she was best in "Godzilla"
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #460 on: September 09, 2008, 01:19:59 AM »
I will not ask Ms. Gard to hum Wagner for me. Especially not the ride of the Valkyries...
I also won't ask her to wear a chainmail bikini. :D  Unless of course it IS the best armor choice at the time.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #461 on: September 09, 2008, 01:47:27 AM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #462 on: September 09, 2008, 01:59:00 AM »
I will not ask Marcone if he would kindly rename Hendericks to Cujo....
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #463 on: September 09, 2008, 03:50:31 AM »
I will not ask Ms. Gard to hum Wagner for me. Especially not the ride of the Valkyries...
I also won't ask her to wear a chainmail bikini. :D  Unless of course it IS the best armor choice at the time.


umm, she seems to have Wagner on Tap in her Helicopter. Harry was being a wise ass by asking it, but she actually had the damned thing on board
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #464 on: September 09, 2008, 02:29:34 PM »

umm, she seems to have Wagner on Tap in her Helicopter. Harry was being a wise ass by asking it, but she actually had the damned thing on board

One of the most gloriously bombastic songs EVER, and it's about you - wouldn't YOU have it on board? :)
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