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<Gives Purpura a hand>

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I wouldlike to award Bob a ribbon for using the word Logorrhea.  Thank you, Bob.

Thank you.  While it's easy to write mediocre poetry, writing bad stuff is much harder.  Finding just the right pretentious term, forcing rhymes, inappropriate subject matter, incongruity, and insipid meter are difficult to bundle up into one work.

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Erato, lounging by a spring in her Olympic splendor
Received a message from Azan, by turtle dove he sent her
A most heartfelt entreaty, in which he wrote “Dear Mother,
They are abusing your great gift to outdo one another.

For Poetry the times are bad, the standards all have fallen
And angsty black-clothed teenagers now claim it is their callin’
As well as those who foreign are to rules of rhyme and meter,
So please descend and set them straight.” Thuswise he did entreat her.

“Surely he does overstate”, said she, the poet’s Muse
“There’s always been bad poetry—that’s hardly even news”
Still from her spring she stirred herself to see if he spoke sooth,
She cloaked herself from mortal eyes and sought to find the truth.

No sooner from Olympus onto earth had she arrived
Than torrents of bad poetry into her spirit knived.
Omphaloskepsis by the ton from self-obsessive twits
And random words passed off as verse by self-deluded gits.

Amidst the flood there were, she found, a few real poets there
Who battled ‘gainst the rising tide despite growing despair
Immovable as Spartans, they weathered fashion’s scorn
Treasuring Erato’s gift, bestowed when they were born.

“My faithful few, my champions, you will be well rewarded
And honors denied unto you now will one day be accorded.
As for the rest, such logorrhea makes my spirit woozy
But modern tech has just the cure.  Someone hand me an Uzi.”

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 23, 2008, 10:48:12 AM »
Dude, that was, like, so yesterday.

Hey, I need my 14 hours daily sleep.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 21, 2008, 01:02:00 AM »
It was a joke.

More like a wise crack.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:51:46 PM »
Guys, please chill.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 18, 2008, 06:45:46 AM »
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I am no longer allowed to enchant the word "communist" to Barack Obama's forehead. Not very politically correct.
 

You know, there's a reason we have a section of the board called Touchy Topics.

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Display Case / Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« on: June 12, 2008, 04:07:28 AM »

He is not really the kind of guy to use New Pop culture lines.

Yeah, he wouldn't recognize a pop culture reference if one skittered up and implanted an embryo in his esophagus.

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Calendar Event Discussion / Re: Is Jim ever likely to visit the UK?
« on: May 12, 2008, 10:39:13 AM »
Aye, but unless there's a Burger King on the Royal Mile, don't expect him. ;)

I can't remember where exactly, but when I did the touristy thing in London I remember coming up out of the Tube and being greeted with the sight of  a Burger King.  After two weeks of warm drinks, an iced soda was like nectar of the gods.

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Author Craft / Re: For Christian readers or any interested...
« on: May 01, 2008, 10:29:04 PM »
Mal--you should probably find and watch a copy of the movie Miracles with Tom Conti and Terri Garr.  Best religious movie ever made.

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Author Craft / Re: For Christian readers or any interested...
« on: May 01, 2008, 09:41:59 PM »
I'm saying like a person (much like Michael) are using their faith instead of magic to do things. ex. throw fire, teleport, yada yada, etc. lol. The story would lean heavily toward the age-old Good vs. Evil storylines. The only thing different would be more angels, demons, biblical references. I kno this might not appeal to all religions, but I promise it would in no way openly make fun of any other religion.

Kinda goes against the Christian doctrine that we are all miserable sinners and all power comes from God, doesn't it?  Unless you have your protagonist getting his/her power from God, I'm pretty sure that's some form of heresy.  And if you are, where's the suspense if you can just cal on God for sufficient power to accomplish your task?

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Author Craft / Re: For Christian readers or any interested...
« on: May 01, 2008, 09:06:57 PM »
Not sure that it would be commercially viable, even if you could find someone sufficiently skilled to not let the religious message dictate the plot and characterizations.  Now if Jim ever decided to write a novel about the Knights....

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Darkest Hours / Re: One More Day/Brand New Day(Spider-man Related)
« on: February 26, 2008, 10:41:23 AM »

*Sign here if you want Marvel to hire Jim to write for a Spider-Man arc in the future*

And have to wait longer for new Dresden and Codex Alera as a result?  Screw that!

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Site Suggestions & Support / Board FAQ?
« on: January 27, 2008, 11:23:45 AM »
This may have already been asked/done and I'm too technically obtuse to realize it, but what's the chance of adding a board FAQ at the top of the page?  It could contain all the little techno tips for making a word into a link, adding image links to a post, and the like, as well as answers to questions like "How do I use an avatar of my own choice" and (looking at this section of the board) How to set up an RSS feed.

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Site Suggestions & Support / Hows about a JB icon?
« on: December 08, 2007, 12:25:02 AM »
Jim's post carry special weight here.  Would it be possible to have a special icon that shows when Jim has posted to a thread?  Like maybe his pic instead of Harry's?  For new posts only--once the post is read, it reverts to the standard icon.

Just wishful thinking on my part, perhaps.

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