I will not shout "Parlay" when surrounded by the bad guys.
While escaping after being captured, I will not say, "You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught..."
- It was funny the first 20 times or so.
- They catch me again while I'm saying it.
I will not teach Molly that the first rule of Wizarding is, "Close your eyes and pretend it's all just a bad dream. That's how I get by."
"Hello, beastie..." is not an appropriate greeting for members of the supernatural community. They take offense at it.
- So also, "Do you fear death?"
"Sea turtles, mate" is not an adequate explanation for anything that happens because of me.