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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Hasufin:
(click to show/hide)I will not sell my copy of The Two Towers as a holy relic.
a) Even though it is...
I will not go to a Best Buy and see how many electronic devices I can hex at once.
a) Okay, never again. No matter how funny.

irshlas:

--- Quote from: Blitz on April 10, 2008, 06:31:27 AM ---BEWARE: SmF spoilers in post!

I am no longer permitted to brandish both Fidelacchias and Amoracchias before the Merlin shouting, "Who's the real Merlin now, sucka?!"


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 ;D I just spit my tea all over my computer!!!!  LMAO!!!  :D

Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not tell the Denarians that the devil made me do it.
a) or to anyone else for that matter.
b) especially not Michael.

The Mrs Geek:

--- Quote from: Lady Knight Ignus on April 09, 2008, 11:15:18 PM ---Neither am I allowed to refer to Luccio as "Captain Tightpants" in front of the trainees.


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All I can think when I see these is of the several scenes in M.A.S.H. where Major Houlihan is refered to as "Hot Lips".

I am under NO circumstances allowed to refer to Luccio or Murphy as "Hot Lips"
a. no matter how hot the lip lock
b. because I like my shins
c. because I'd like the lip locks to continue!

Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not insinuate that Murphy is the one who made the law.
a) and I will not blame her when something bad happens. (Because I like my shins.)

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