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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Hasufin:
(click to show/hide)I will not sell my copy of The Two Towers as a holy relic.
a) Even though it is...
I will not go to a Best Buy and see how many electronic devices I can hex at once.
a) Okay, never again. No matter how funny.
irshlas:
--- Quote from: Blitz on April 10, 2008, 06:31:27 AM ---BEWARE: SmF spoilers in post!
I am no longer permitted to brandish both Fidelacchias and Amoracchias before the Merlin shouting, "Who's the real Merlin now, sucka?!"
--- End quote ---
;D I just spit my tea all over my computer!!!! LMAO!!! :D
Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not tell the Denarians that the devil made me do it.
a) or to anyone else for that matter.
b) especially not Michael.
The Mrs Geek:
--- Quote from: Lady Knight Ignus on April 09, 2008, 11:15:18 PM ---Neither am I allowed to refer to Luccio as "Captain Tightpants" in front of the trainees.
--- End quote ---
All I can think when I see these is of the several scenes in M.A.S.H. where Major Houlihan is refered to as "Hot Lips".
I am under NO circumstances allowed to refer to Luccio or Murphy as "Hot Lips"
a. no matter how hot the lip lock
b. because I like my shins
c. because I'd like the lip locks to continue!
Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not insinuate that Murphy is the one who made the law.
a) and I will not blame her when something bad happens. (Because I like my shins.)
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