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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Sorryman105:
LMELAO god dammit, I think i spewed coffee all over my clothes lol
KalanF:
I will no longer take Mouse on walks near Larry Fowler's studio and try to look confused when the fire department shows up interrupting his show.
Quantus:
I will never again use Mac's brew as a base for potions. I cant stand him yelling at me. And by yelling I mean looking at me with slightly narrowed eyes.
Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not threaten Mab with getting Aslan to deal with her.
a) No matter how funny I think it is.
-I will not snort at Voldemort's death curse and say "That's not how I'd do it."
a) especially not in a crowded theater.
b) especially not in the presence of anyone from the White Council
-I will not bewitch my 20 sided dice to roll 20s every time.
a) even when I'm in trouble.
-I will not threaten LA with a virus.
a) Nor will I ask for Jack Bauer dead.
-I will not set Bob loose at a seance
a) even if the last people thought he was their Uncle Earl.
-I will no longer refer to the Carpenters as the Weasleys, no matter how many kids they have.
-I do not have the Philosopher's Stone.
a) It wasn't funny the first five times I said it.
-I will not roll my 20 sided dice when I want to do a spell.
a) nor will I refuse to do said spell if I roll a 2.
b) nor will I assume the spell will be super effective if it's a high roll.
tabonga:
- "Shout at the devil" is the only song I am allowed to sing from now on when i encounter Denarians running amok...
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