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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
molten_dragon:
Making an oversized novelty hand at a Chicago Bulls game is not an appropriate use for Soulfire.
DwellerOnTheThreshold:
While I recognize the danger in speaking the names of beings of power I will stop referring to Mab as 'Scary Fairy'
-Likewise I will stop referring to my godmother Lea as 'Harry's Fairy' and Titania as the 'Berry Fairy'.
I will not under any circumstance while in the presence of Michael refer to the Holy Trinity as 'the Dad, the Lad, and the Spook'.
I will not read through any book written by Tolkien looking for ideas for new spells.
-Nor will I use Rowling.
-Prachett is right out.
Having already ruled out 'bite me' and 'fuck me' as inappropriate comebacks to certain parties I will also be careful about who I say 'eat me' to.
The Corvidian:
I will not attempt a "Warp Spasm" in the presence of the Erlking.
I will not attempt to build a motorcycle, with wheels of flame, again.
Purpura:
Harry says this to my husband's uncle:
I promise never ever to unhinge Sue again
scurv:
-I will not refer to Mouse as Lassie
a)or Billy for that matter
-I will not take Toot to baby GAP
-I will not recreate Godzilla movies using Little Chicago
(click to show/hide)-When asked about Luccio, I will not say she blinded me with magic-I will not ask the Gatekeeper if The Time Warp breaks the laws of magic
-I will stop using a Scottish accent when opening portals
a)nor shall I mention cake
-I will not use magic to change the names of places. Like changing Wrigley Field to Wiggly Field or the Sears Tower to the Roebuck Tower
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