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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
LordDresden:
When summoning the Za-Lord's guard for a review when Murphy is around, I am not allowed to tell them that isn't nice to tease Muirph about her height.
I am not allowed to send the Za-Lord's guard to drive Rudolph insane with noises in the night.
I am not allowed to insult the Merlin during White Council meetings. That's Ebenezar's place.
When introducing Murphy and Ivy to others at the same time, I am not allowed to tell people that the short one is the cop. Even if it might soon be true.
I am not allowed to tell Murphy, Elaine, Lash, Susan, or any of the other Harry-ettes that I'd sell the lot of them if it would bring a smile to Ivy's face. Even though that just might be the truth.
It's OK for Mouse to give Ivy pony rides. However I am no longer allowed to permit this with Murphy, people are starting to talk.
I am not allowed to remind the White Council that my execution might make Ivy unhappy. They don't need reminding, they already know it...and I get a little giggle out of that every night before I go to sleep.
Tempus Corvus:
The diagram "Wound Man" is not allowed in my office. Especially not if there's a serial killer on the loose.
I will not ask Mavra to show Stephanie Meyer what REAL vampires are like.
-Well, maybe.
-On second thought, no. I don't want to know what she'd want in return.
-I am, however, allowed to send out copies of Twilight to the Red Court and Black court, and then just see what happens.
I will keep Thomas away from any Twilight fan gatherings, especially if I see him with blonde hair dye and some sort of 'Sparkling' enchantment.
"FOR PONY!" Is not my battle cry.
Uilos:
--- Quote from: Tempus Corvus on September 20, 2008, 06:55:53 AM ---The diagram "Wound Man" is not allowed in my office. Especially not if there's a serial killer on the loose.
I will not ask Mavra to show Stephanie Meyer what REAL vampires are like.
-Well, maybe.
-On second thought, no. I don't want to know what she'd want in return.
-I am, however, allowed to send out copies of Twilight to the Red Court and Black court, and then just see what happens.
I will keep Thomas away from any Twilight fan gatherings, especially if I see him with blonde hair dye and some sort of 'Sparkling' enchantment.
"FOR PONY!" Is not my battle cry.
--- End quote ---
You are gonna feel right at home here
Raestlin:
I am not allowed to place a call to Butters and disguise my voice pretending to be from the Oktoberfest committee, telling him that he is going to be very famous......however should Bob be inhabiting any telephones in the recent future........
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: LordDresden on September 19, 2008, 03:56:38 AM ---I am not allowed to get drunk, call up Titania at 3:00 am, and ask her, "It's 3:00 am, do you know where your daughter is?"
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I am not allowed to call Kincaid at 3am and ask him if he knows where Ivy is.
I really am not allowed to call Kincaid when he is on vacation with Murphy at 3am and ask him if he knows where Ivy is.
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