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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Maltese Falcon:
--- Quote from: Dragonblood309 on September 18, 2008, 05:26:30 AM ---I shall not make a giant soulfire hand to show the person who just cut me off on the highway how I feel about them.
Nor shall I use it to catch fly balls baseball games.
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I will also never make said soul fire hand and tell a doctor no this is a prostate exam.
Gallowglass:
I am not allowed to create the giant soul hand and do my best 'Otter' look as you say 'Not that good?". If you don't understand, you are way to young.
Raestlin:
I am not allowed to start dancing if "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins comes on the radio when I am meeting with Murphy.....I dont want to get a broken wrist....
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Raestlin on September 19, 2008, 02:46:10 AM ---I am not allowed to start dancing if "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins comes on the radio when I am meeting with Murphy.....I dont want to get a broken wrist....
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Actually that sounds more like a shooting offense! (It might be that I got a little sick of that song when I heard it for the 1,205,385th time.)
I am not allowed to get drunk, call up Titania at 3:00 am, and ask her, "It's 3:00 am, do you know where your daughter is?"
I am not allowed to get drunk, call up Mab at 3:00 am, and tell her, "It's 3:00 am and I know where your daughter is..."
Gallowglass:
I am not allowed to get drunk and tell Murphy I know Mab or Titania's phone numbers.
I am not allowed to get drunk and make appointments for Mab, Titania or Lara at Toe-moss's salon. At least without getting some old fashioned crank cameras in place first.
I am not allowed to go to a friend's child's christening and give them a 'Little Wizzard' hat. Especially if it is Murphy's sisters kid.
I am not allowed to teach or allow Molly how to cast the illusion of herself pregnant to flip out her parents.
I am not not allowed to teach Molly how to cast the illusion that her belly is flat either or to have bigger breasts, in fact, no illusory plastic surgery at all. Bad thing to get Charity mad at me for her daughter's sudden 44dd's.
I am not allowed to give Ivy a t-shirt that says, 'I know everything, so don't bother', to wear to school or for her tutor.
I can give her a t-shirt that says, 'No it's Not' when a boy starts hitting on her and bragging about a certain something. Even better, I can give such a boyfriend a nice white t-shirt with a bull's eye on it and a bullet to Kincaid when she hits dating age.
Murphy's sister's ba
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