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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Murphy's Stunt Double:
--- Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on September 21, 2008, 09:29:18 PM ---I really am not allowed to call Kincaid when he is on vacation with Murphy at 3am and ask him if he knows where Ivy is.
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Au Contraire! I think Harry should DEFINITELY be allowed to do that! LOL
Gallowglass:
I may not get the 'Book of Tantric Sex' and have Ivy correct it and send it to Kincaid and/or Murphy.
I may not keep the corrected book for myself either.
I am not allowed to ask Ivy, when she is older of course to make it legal, to respond to any of Lash's comments about Lara. Come on, if it hasn't been written about, it isn't worth doing.
The same as above except with the Kama Sutra or any other pillow book.
I am not allowed to play 'Girls just want to have Fun," for Kincaid when Ivy goes out on her first date. I am allowed to chain him in the cellar though.
I am not allowed to talk Mouse on walks and let him play with cars illegally parked in handicapped zones. But I can sit on the hood of the really expensive ones and screw their electronics and accidents do happen with mouse and fancy interiors.
I may not start humming ride of the valkyrie when Charity meets Ms Gard for the first time. Of course I am not sure who I would be humming for.
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Gallowglass on September 22, 2008, 01:21:31 AM ---
I may not start humming ride of the valkyrie when Charity meets Ms Gard for the first time. Of course I am not sure who I would be humming for.
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If I catch a male White Court vampire eyeing Charity, I am not allowed to casually mention how wimpy her husband is. While it's true that removing incubi from circulation is usually desirable, there's a right way and a wrong way to go about it...
When the time comes for Molly to learn electricity magic, I am not allowed to 'forget' to remind her to leave the piercings at home. That would be just cruel...
When the time comes for Maeve to meet Molly, I am not allowed to gag if they start oohing and aahing over each other's outfits and exchanging fashion comments...
I am not allowed to invite Mother Summer and Mother Winter to tea, just to make Mab nuts...wait, it's too late for that, isn't it?
If I ever decide to let Lara get that close to me again, I am not allowed to 'accidentally' call her by one of her sisters' names in the heat of the moment. While this might well breed dissension amid the White Court, it could also get my spine broken. Bad risk/return ratio there...
When the time comes for Luccio, Murphy, or Elaine to meet Tera West, I am not allowed to whisper to them, "Yeah, she looks relaxed, but she's actually kind of wild." I am, however, allowed to introduce Tera to Lara, just to see the two predators interact...
Also, when that time comes, it would really be small of me to tell Murph, "You remember, the one who helped me get loose back when you decided it would be a keen idea to arrest me in the middle of a loup-garou rampage?" So I'm not allowed to do that. On the other hand, I don't have to contradict Tera if she asks whether Murphy is still stupid. (Come on, can't you hear Tera asking that?)
I am not allowed to put out 'the word' that the Za-Lord's guard has their orders in the event of anything bad happening to me...although come to think of it, that's not a bad idea...
Ms Duck:
I shall not make a giant flamin sign " Fear the Za Lord"
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on the white councils front lawn
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with chimes..
again.
Gallowglass:
--- Quote from: LordDresden on September 22, 2008, 01:59:03 AM ---
When the time comes for Molly to learn electricity magic, I am not allowed to 'forget' to remind her to leave the piercings at home. That would be just cruel...
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No Pain, No Gain
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When the time comes for Maeve to meet Molly, I am not allowed to gag if they start oohing and aahing over each other's outfits and exchanging fashion comments...
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But I am allowed to put earplugs in, start talking to mouse about his next vet's appointment or mention a B-A-T-H for Mister.
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