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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Ms Duck:
I will not dose the fruit punch at council meetings with ex lax
1) even if the merlin is full of crap
cassandra:
--- Quote from: tabonga on April 09, 2008, 08:59:16 PM ----Now that there is a woman in my life again, I will never ever clean my gun in the living room...
a) unless she is out of town
b) or at least in the other room...
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codicil: the same goes for "polishing my staff"
Albino_Raven:
--- Quote from: Elanel on April 09, 2008, 12:25:40 PM ---When in Summer’s company, I am not to refer to Titania as “The Great Tit.”
I am not to ask Kincaid if he taught Dick Cheney how to shoot a gun…
I am not to send the Evil Overlord list to the Merlin and say “Some serious shit here, boss… pip-pip, tally-ho”
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Greatest thing ever!!
Raven 8)
Soulless Mystic5523:
--- Quote from: Elanel on April 09, 2008, 12:25:40 PM ---I am not to send the Evil Overlord list to the Merlin and say “Some serious shit here, boss… pip-pip, tally-ho”
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Nor am I to send the Evil Overlord list to Nicodemus, while circling all the things he's done wrong.
Purpura:
Things not to Sing/Do around Murphy:
Sing "Short People Got No Reason" by Randy Newman
Do Not Order Short Stacks of Pancakes.
Do not Talk about Martin Short's works referring to them with his last name only.
Do not call her Tiny, Shorty, Wee One, Lil One, Small Fry...
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