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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Priscellie:
Remember to tag your SmF spoilers, folks!
JRBobC:
The next time I fight Chimpanzee Demons I will not break into a rousing chorus of "I love the Species that Flings its own Feces" sung to "I overlooked a four leaf clover that I'd overlooked before" curtisy of Bugs Bunny.
nanuq:
-I must stop referring to Charity as Michael's Babymama
(at least not when she can overhear)
-I must stop sending Botox ads to Ancient Mai
-I must stop trying to switch Toot Toot and the rest of the Guard to a low-carb diet
-I must not let Mouse run loose outside where he might end up eating a dogcatcher
(again)
Tempus Corvus:
-I will not refer to Ozzy Osbourne as "The True Prince of Darkness". I don't know if any Denarians are in town, but it's best to just play it safe.
-a.) This also applies to Gannondorf.
-I will not tell Cowl to "fall back into the nothingness that awaits you and your master". If he replaced his head with a crown floating above a flame, I don't want to know.
-I am not allowed to ask Ivy for the winning lottery number.
-Songs that should not be sung, hummed, whistled, etc. around certain people.
--"Sympathy for the Devil" around any Denarians.
--Ditto for "Highway to Hell", "Hell's Bells", "Hell Ain't A Bad Place To Be" (AC/DC), or "Friend of the Devil".
--"Phantom Lord" is off limits around the Erlking.
--"Of Wolf and Man" and "Werewolves of London" around Billy and the Alphas.
--"Killer Queen" around Mab.
--The Merlin is not allowed to hear "The Trial", or to read the illustrated screenplay of The Wall.
--"Pretty Fly For a White Guy" is a no-no around Thomas
--I will NEVER let Uriel read the lyrics of, or listen to, "Creeping Death".
-I will not attach Bob's skull to a headless skeleton.
-a.)No matter how awesome a Halloween prop it is
-b.)If I do, I will not let him have a black robe and a scythe. EVER.
Lady Knight Ignus:
--- Quote from: Elanel on April 09, 2008, 12:25:40 PM ---I am not to call Luccio “Captain Hotstuff” in front of the trainees!
--- End quote ---
Neither am I allowed to refer to Luccio as "Captain Tightpants" in front of the trainees.
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