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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Bookboym:
Wal-mart may be a great place for the thrifty wizard but I should realize people will stare at you if you buy large amounts of salt, play-do, markers, rope, chalk, dogfood, pirate items, and lots of romance books at the same time.People seem to be wierded out by that.
* Molly may buy this for me instead, part of her greater teaching.
Shecky:
- I will not flood Wizards of the Coast with extensive errata for the Spell Compendium and Monster Manual.
- I will never try the pity approach with Luccio again by saying, "Y'know, Bob is the closest thing in years I've had to getting a little head."
- Any time the Alphas come by my place, I will not set out Milk-Bones as hors-d'œuvres, nor will I tell them, "Help yourselves to the toilet," when they ask for something to drink.
- Calling Cowl "Dork Vader" would be a waste of perfectly good snark.
- I will never, ever again tell guests to get out when Luccio drops in by saying, "Fly, you fools!"
- "Rectocranium" is NOT an acceptable honorific for the Senior Council.
- I will not punish Murphy for talking computer jargon by taking a close look at her computer.
- As much as it never gets old, I will not address Charity and Michael as "Velma and Fred" while calling Mouse "Scoob".
a. And painting their family van with "Mystery Machine" simply does not go with the "53" on the Blue Beetle.
Soulless Mystic5523:
--- Quote from: tabonga on April 09, 2008, 05:55:55 PM ---I will no longer allow Thomas to use my apartment for his "magic carpet rides"...
a) even though there is some magic going on
b) even though he had the carpet dry-cleaned the last time
--- End quote ---
I will not offer to take Luccio or Murphy back to my place for a Magic Carpet ride.
a) Even if Bob offers to teach me how to make the carpet fly.
b) No matter ho well it might work.
I will not talk about getting tag teamed by the Billy Goats Gruff in public.
a) People look at you funny.
b) It gives people the wrong idea about wizards and why they wear robes.
c) again
JRBobC:
I will not emulate Kevin Sorbo and ask women, "Have you seen my 'Staff'?".
tabonga:
-Now that there is a woman in my life again, I will never ever clean my gun in the living room...
a) unless she is out of town
b) or at least in the other room...
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