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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
tabonga:
-I will no longer refer to Mab's kingdom as her "winter wonderland"
a) but I can still sing the song when I am there...
-I will stop trying to use the pickup line "hey, I'm a magician"
a.1) its just plain creepy
a.2) everyone knows chicks dig mimes better, anyways...
b) the extra income from parties help, but the kids keep getiing cake stuck in my robes...
-I will stop making fun of stupid looking barn animals... they might have family...
-I will refrain from telling people that I "know" magic at conventions from now on
a) if I have to tell another kid that I don't actually have a Mox emerald again, I'm gonna scream...
b) i hate getting into philosophical discussions as to whether timewalk and timetwister would actually constitute a violation of the laws of magic or not...
tabonga:
I will no longer use Dungeons and Dragons sourcebooks as inspiration for spells and items...
a) For God's sakes, man, I am a real wizard... and I don't think the coast includes Chicago
Kali:
I will no longer refer to Mouse and Bob as "a real dog and bony show".
I am no longer permitted to stand next to Morgan while he attempts to drink from a water fountain.
a: or while he tries to make microwave popcorn
b: or at all
I will no longer refer to Thomas as "The Winter Queen"
a: Especially while he's cutting my hair
I will stop asking Ancient Mai if she remembers Thousand-Year-Old Eggs when they were just laid.
a: and I certainly won't imply that she's the one who laid them.
tabonga:
- I will stop telling jokes where "ancient, mai ass" is the punchline...
JRBobC:
I will stop using I.C. Weiner at 69 W. Anal Str. as my return address on official White Council Communiques.
I will not tell the Merlin that my favorite radio station is 99.9 KMA Fm.
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