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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Marquis:
I will not give Lara the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD box set for Christmas.
Nor will I give her any similarly titled ponorgraphic spoof movie.
Especially if she was the star.
tabonga:
I will no longer allow Thomas to use my apartment for his "magic carpet rides"...
a) even though there is some magic going on
b) even though he had the carpet dry-cleaned the last time
Quantus:
I will not snicker when Charity refers to Molly as an "Innocent Flower"
I will not let Bob talk me into a Monkey Island Con dressed as Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate, and The Demon Skull Murray
I will not animate a Barbie doll to give Toot Toot and the Za Guard a Damsel to rescue, no matter how much they beg.
I will not make jokes about Dating an older woman to Luccio's face.
I will not make jokes to Kincaid about eating at Subway.
Wolfhowls:
OMG OMG OMG...Laughing so hard....the pain OW OW OW the pain HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JRBobC:
When Luccio comes over for dates I will not end the evening by saying "All Aboard".
When standing next to Luccio during White Council meetings I will not start humming "Blow the Man Down".
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