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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Half man-half amazing:
I really shouldn't have Murphy and Luccio in a room together along...
a) no matter how much I want to see a cat fight
b) in the end ill get my ass kicked.
No makeing Virgin jokes around Ramirez
No telling Mac that he should serve his beer cold
a)he might refuse service to me
b)i could get killed
KalanF:
I will not use Little Chicago to decimate every parking meter in Big Chicago.
* even if I've just gotten a parking ticket
* well, maybe on April Fools' Day
I will not use powers to affect sporting events.
* Even for the Cubs
I will not ask Bob to help me with a spell to put Ammorachius in a rock until the proper wielder comes along.
* Nor will I ask Arthur Langtree if any of his predecessors left any notes about it either
I will not make any "Sith" references about myself and Molly ...
* Especially around Morgan
* Mostly because he probably wouldn't get my humor
* Especially because Molly my start with the Nimue comments again ...
I will not cackle madly and say "its time to make the donuts" in a sleepy voice whenever I see a Summer Court Fey from now on...
* Especially if Thomas is with me
I will not make any more comments about Wizards, secrets and heroin when meeting with members of the white council
* Especially after Ramirez was felony-stopped when someone overheard me the last time I said it
JRBobC:
I will not use my Sight to sneak a pick of Murphy in the locker room.
I will not use my Sight to get my own private Porno's at the Execute Priority.
Quantus:
I will not go to the Execute Priority for a workout, no matter how well comped the membership.
Jessica:
Rameriz does not need me to send him sex-ed pamphlets.
Pretending to be blinded by holy light every time I see Murphy will probably get me hit.
I am not allowed to get Bob an eyepatch and set of crossbones.
- no matter how much he begs.
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