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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Quantus:
I will make a green ring and claim it is the source of my Soulfire creations.
-Nor will I begin any ritual involving the same with the words "In Brightest Day..."
Gman:
--- Quote from: Homer on June 17, 2008, 06:40:35 PM ---Murphey would kill him if he tried something like that.
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Harry could also Hex all the supervisor's police stuff at HQ frying radios, computers and lights. Harry wouldn't have to tell Murphy anything. She goes to work the next day and her bosses act scared of her and real polite and apologize for giving her a hard time and she can work with Harry any times she wants. This will never happen but it is funny.
Dragonblood309:
I will not create a flatulence potion and get Marcone to drink it.
I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat them in a pan.
I will not name my children Hold Up and Void so they cannot cash checks.
I will stop telling people "My staff is bigger than your staff"
a) Same goes for my blasting rod.
I will never let Thomas, Bob, and Carlos take me on another "Guys night out"
I will never play cards with Toot Toot again. He cheats.
Jumping out of a vehicle on the highway is NEVER a good idea.
a) No matter how many potions I drink.
I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face. I will not punch the Merlin in the face.
stingray00alex:
(lmao at above post)
I am not allowed to go into any more museums with dinosaurs in it. Too much of a temptation.
I am not allowed to count cards at Casino's. This isn't magical, but I don't want to get beat up by Morpheus. Again.
Having sex with Mauve is not a good idea. Think icicle.
I'm no longer allowed to enchant Murphy into thinking she's Buffy.
a) Having done that, I am especially not allowed to tell her that Morgan is looking pale.
b) Having done that , I am under no conditions to give her a stake.
I am no longer allowed to enchant the word "communist" to Barack Obama's forehead. Not very politically correct.
I am not allowed to read the Codex Alera series again. No matter how well putting a mental Discipline Collar on Lasciel worked.
I am not allowed to raise an army of 10,000 Uruk'hai and give a inspirational speech. "This night! The land will be stained with the blood of the Red Court! March to South America...leave none...alive! To WAR!"
a) Even if I have a convinient tower to yell it from.
Bob:
--- Quote from: stingray00alex on June 18, 2008, 06:18:06 AM --- .
I am no longer allowed to enchant the word "communist" to Barack Obama's forehead. Not very politically correct.
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You know, there's a reason we have a section of the board called Touchy Topics.
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