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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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stingray00alex:
I didn't endorse Harry doing that, did I? I said he shouldn't.

Shecky:
I will not cast in glowing letters on Dubya's forehead "Nukyuler".

Bob:
Guys, please chill.

Priscellie:
Guys, keep the politics off this board.  If you want to start a "Which 2008 Presidential Nominee Would Harry Vote For?" thread in Touchy Topics, have a party, but keep it away from this section of the forum.

Dragonblood309:
I'm not allowed to become a martyr.
a) If I MUST become a martyr, I will not do so without having first voiced some witty and deeply meaningful last words.
b) Nor must I use the quote "Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

I wont grab Toot Toot and shake him over my head in an attempt to fly.
a) He doesn't like it and it doesn't work.
b)Plus I suspect the "Pixie dust" that falls off of him is actually old pizza crumbs.

I will not attempt to teach Molly latin.

I will not Hex the oil companies.

I will not buy Luccio the golden bikini from Return of the Jedi.

I must stop drinking potions that use marijuana as an ingredient.
a) Ditto with shrooms.

I will not let Bob possess a bra or panties.
a) No matter how much he begs.

I will not let Bob write novels.
a) Society couldn't take it.
b) Ivy should not be exposed to such things.

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