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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
stingray00alex:
I will not hiss "It is inevitable..." at my enemies during battle.
a) Even after the battle.
b) Or before it.
I will no longer do Johhny Depp impersonations after being shot at by Denarions and hitting a reef.
I am not allowed to use an imitation of Sith Lightning on enemies.
a) Despite the opportunity to say, "You will pay for your lack of Vision."
b) Even if my enemy happens to BE a Sith.
c) I am, however, allowed to Force Choke Nicodemus. It's the best way to kill him. But I'm not allowed to say, "Apology accepted, commander," after his lifeless corpse hits the floor.
I will not try to make a single ring of power. I'll just have to make do with as many force rings as I can jam on.
I will not use Thomas to get women who are out of my league.
I will not swell my army of Z-lord's guard to epic proportions to try and conquer Chicago.
a) Or the world.
I will not accept the mantle of Winter Knight. It would make French Kissing arkward, to say the least.
I will not let Bob possess Mouse. No Peeps theater would be safe.
I am not allowed to call my blasting rod a wand.
I am not allowed to dress up as a Wizard on Halloween.
Molly is not allowed to shower in my hotel room anymore.
Shecky:
Heh.
If I ever do put together a spell that does something similar to a Force choke, the words I associate with it for casting will NOT be "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Gman:
It would be really satisfying if Harry went to Police HQ and confronted all the guys giving Murphy a hard time and did the Force Choke on them, not to kill them but to let them know he is a real wizard and to stop harrassing Murphy. He could use that calm DV voice. I doubt it will ever happen.
Homer:
Murphey would kill him if he tried something like that.
Dragonblood309:
I will never again ask Bob for sex advice. Even though the feeling DID return to her legs...eventually.
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