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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Murphy's Stunt Double:
* and I will not invite Butters along at that point as an afterthought.

Thrasher:
I will not ask Dominoes if they deliver to the Nevernever
- Papa John's maybe

I will not loan Mouse to Michael VIck
-no matter how much money I'd make
-Billy either

I will not take Ramirez to Executive Priority Health with me next time I go.
-... without charging him a nominal fee.

I will not use Fuego to go fishing in Lake Michigan since they outlawed dynamite.

I will not rename the Blue Beetle to Herbie
- or Mach 5
- or Kit ... even if Bob provides the voice

I will stop insisting that D&D classes exist in the real world.
- and stop calling Michael a paladin
- ... and murphy a halfling
- and Robert Plant wasn't a Bard, so I'm not justified singing Led Zeppelin songs in battle to strengthen my party members

I will stop referring to Ramirez as Inigo Montoya.
- And Hendricks as Fezik
- And Muprhy smacked me when I last called her Buttercup.

No matter how I start dressing, I'm not Batman and Thomas is not my boy wonder.

I will not buy Billy a chew toy for his birthday.
-It was bad enough as a wedding present

Noey:
I will no longer use Bob as an incense burner.
- Even if it does keep him quiet and the basement smelling better.

Thrasher:
I will not preface sex by saying "I put on my robe and wizard hat".

Quantus:

--- Quote from: Thrasher on April 28, 2008, 05:52:56 PM ---I will not preface sex by saying "I put on my robe and wizard hat".

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LOL!  ;D now there's a classic reference

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