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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Shecky:
--- Quote from: Thrasher on April 28, 2008, 05:52:56 PM ---I will not preface sex by saying "I put on my robe and wizard hat".
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Nor will I counsel Billy to "put a hat on that wizard" if he and Georgia decide to wait to have puppies.
Maltese Falcon:
I will not use little chicago to get life like court side seats to anything expensive.
A) This counts doubly on dates the girls will think I am just cheap.
Soulless Mystic5523:
--- Quote from: Noey on April 28, 2008, 04:09:31 PM ---I will no longer use Bob as an incense burner.
- Even if it does keep him quiet and the basement smelling better.
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--Nor use him as a candle holder. Its very hard to get wax out of some of those little cracks.
Thrasher:
--- Quote from: Quantus347 on April 28, 2008, 07:15:05 PM ---LOL! ;D now there's a classic reference
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I'm glad at least one person got it, I was afraid no one would and it would be WAY less funny.
Maltese Falcon:
I shall never combine the three no matter how much power is in the three.
(The three being Magic the Gathering, D&D, and little Chicago)
No matter how much safer it is to fight my battles with dice and little figures, its just creepy controlling a whole city from my basement.
I shall never use little chicago to see if my current GF is cheating on me.
That constitutes magical stalking, and I think the karma there involves bad juju.
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