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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Darklost76:
I will not sing Blue Moon around the Alphas.
a) Nor shall I moon them in the process.
b) Even if it really is a blue moon.
I will not offer to give Luccio a sponge bath.
a) Even though I really want to.
b) Especially if she wants me to.
c) Unless she gives me one in return. [[Hey, I'm a man with needs!]]
I will not do any rendition of Papa Don't Preach in the presence of Father Forthill.
a) Or Michael.
b) And definitely not with Charity within listening range.
I will not compliment Charity on her great legs.
a) Nor will I suggest the similarities between her and Molly after said compliment.
Blaze:
I am not allowed to sell my autobiography to the Sci-Fi channel
-no matter how much they pay me
-even if I tell them that Murphy is Hispanic
Introducing Cesar Milan to Mouse was just a bad idea
-likewise Billy
(I should have guessed that they'd gang up on me.)
Singing "Ease on Down" when entering to the presence of the Merlin is inappropriate
-so is calling Morgan "Tin Man"
-even if I wear one glove.
Torvaldr:
I will stop sending Murphy copies of the pictures of her under cover at the Playboy Mansion, and burn the negatives.
a. Someday
I will never use the phrase, "I've got a bad feeling about this." I am too tall to do a convincing Harrison Ford.
I will stop telling people, "I learned it from Mr. Wizard."
a. No one who can watch TV is old enough to get the joke.
b. Besides, it's true. Sort of.
I will never use the phrase, "Excuse me while I whip this out." when pulling my blasting rod from my duster.
I will not sing Winter Wonderland while traveling in the Nevernever.
a. Or Frosty the Snowman (Who knows what might show up?)
molten_dragon:
I will not use the Swords of the Cross as portable light sources if the candles in my apartment burn out.
I will not offer Fidelacchius to the chef at the japanese steakhouse. Just because he can do tricks with a ginsu knife and is asian does not make him a suitable candidate.
The fact that I am carrying Amoracchius does not permit me to make jokes about my "love sword"
I will not repeatedly inquire about Sanya's health every time I see him just to freak him out
-- If I do so, I will not use the explanation that I'm trying to complete my hat trick
The Corvidian:
The next time Murphy, Thomas, and I are working together, I will not mention that all we need is a Cowardly Lion to make the set complete.
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