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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
scurv:
This might be relevant at a later date, when Harry starts calling the Denarians boss (good ol' Satan/the Wicked One/the Old Serpent/the Prince of the Air/Azazel/the Devil/the Tempter/the Dragon/the Prince of Darkness/Lucifer) Louie
-I won't start singing Louie Louie when around Louie
a)Even it it makes Louie's face turn really red
cornyphil:
I will no longer threaten people with my Hippogryph.... no matter how much i wish i had one.
I will no longer order Murphy a Kids Meal at Buger King... I still can't feel my toes
I will NEVER attempt to slap Mab's, Titiana's, Lily's or Lara's ass. Or any other female being powerful enough to squash me like a bug... or eat me... and Luccio will kill me
A) That goes double for Luccio... she's had several hundred years to practice her throwing techniques
B) Same for Murphy... i still can't feel my legs
Avada Kendvra is not a killing curse.
Ordering a bunch of Pizza and then sending the Za Guard after City Hall is just wrong... no matter how much they deserve it
Kali:
I will stop referring to Denarius coins as "Armageddon gelt".
For the CoH fans:
Just because I have two swords now does not mean I am "a dual-swords scrapper".
Spectacular Sameth:
I will not perform Necromancy just to reenact the Thriller music video.
Homer:
Bob is not a Halloween decoration.
he's not allowed to randomly yell Boo at Trick or treaters
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