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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Grotms:
-No matter how much Bob begs, I will never take bob to an adult Novelty store again. Ever.

Miharu:
I will not make hissing sounds or Lord Voldemort jokes to Cowl's back anymore
a) Only to his front
b) when I am ready to dodge the incoming flying projectiles

I will never make jokes about a possible online fan base someday, who knows? Stranger things have happened.

I will not ever turn my back on Michael's Tree House again unless I am the one up there
a) Its just so damn popular

I will not ever make comments about Tinkerbell, you never know, size is often disceptive. Yoda for instance.

I will not ever let anyone borrow my coat again, no matter how short term. Bad shit happens to me.

I will avoid riding in Murphy's car as much as possible. Her car insurance premiums cannot take much more.

Valorclast:
I am not allowed to quote Shakespeare while around Mab.
a) or Titania
b) or while in the NeverNever
c) or in the proximity of any fae bigger than Toot Toot

I will not answer any more questions from the pizza delivery boys no matter where I'm having it delivered.

Priscellie:
*laughs* These are fantastic, guys!  Keep 'em coming!

Kali:
I am no longer permitted to convince new wizards that "Charmed" DVDs are really tutorials.

The Blue Man Group is not "The Blue Court", and I will stop phoning in "tips" to the Warden hotline about their activities.

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