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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Hopefire:
-I will not sing along to "Invisible Touch" when Michael is around.
a) It takes control and slowly tears you apart. And though she will mess up your life, you want her just the same.

-I will not ask a Denarian for change.

-I will not do magic shows for kids.
a) Unless of course Ivy wants to see me pull a bunny out of a hat.

-I will not go drinking with Sanya and try to use magic the next day.
a) Or to do anything else.

-I will not try to eBay my new copy of The Two Towers.
a) In general, I think it best I try to avoid eBay altogether.

-I will not tell Luccio that she looks pretty good for two hundred.
a) On a similar note, if she has trouble getting into bars, I will not laugh at her.
b) No matter how long the argument with the bouncer goes.

firesaynt:
- i will not use Denarian coins in the parking meter
 a) even if the meter does think they're nickles


-I will not hum "Bark at the Moon" when the Alphas are around

-i will not ask Molly about the recreational use of Whartonburg Pinwheels before my date with Luccio
 a) even if it seems a good idea
 b) ESPECIALLY if it seems like a good idea

panic686:
I will not complement Cowl on his choice of a black robe
-even if it is rather trendy for a wizard
-and it makes sorting laundry easier


(first attempt, not great but go easy on me  :))

firesaynt:
- I may no longer tell vampires to "bite me," as that joke is dead and rotting.
a) Similarly, if I say "fuck you" to a White Court vampire, I deserve what I get.


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH...............

Jeez somebody call an ambulance.....! :D

MonaLS:
I'm dying laughing here, those are GREAT! What a great post to end on for the evening. :) :) :)

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