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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Elanel:
I am not to refer to my car as the ’Bug of Love’ when in female company
Mouse is not a footrest
a) Or a pillow
b) Or a draught excluder
I am not to order Morgan the Funtastic Goofy-sized Happy Meal when I go to Burger King with him.
When greeting Murphy, it’s “Hey Murphy,” and not “Hey Smurfy.” My poor shins.
I am not to attend an NRA meeting and declare “Guns don’t kill people, magic missiles do!”
When in Summer’s company, I am not to refer to Titania as “The Great Tit.”
a) Likewise, Mab is not “Scabby Mabby.”
I am not to end each conversation with the Merlin with “Pip-pip, tally-ho.”
I am not to arrange a birthday party for Thomas at the local gay bar.
a) Even though I really want to… *evil*
I am not to call myself the “Supreme Fire Bender” when in the company of Avatar Fans and then demonstrate my fire skills.
a) At least everyone escaped the building this time…
I am not to call Luccio “Captain Hotstuff” in front of the trainees!
I am not to ask Kincaid if he taught Dick Cheney how to shoot a gun…
I am not to send the Evil Overlord list to the Merlin and say “Some serious shit here, boss… pip-pip, tally-ho”
I am not to raise Sue up and take her to the Jurassic Park 4 auditions.
I am not to sneak up to Bob’s skull and go “Kemmler’s here, ooga booga! ooga booga!”
JRBobC:
I am no longer allowed to make "Pull My Finger" jokes around Toot-toot. It was funny until he started adding in sound effects.
Pre-SmF:
I will not go to the front of the Raith mansion singing MC Hammers "Can't Touch This".
Post-SmF:
I will definitely not do it.
nanuq:
I REALLY better not tell the other morgue staff that I'm the one who got Butters to switch from the accordion to bagpipes.
I should stop humming "Like A Virgin" whenever Ramirez is around
I should stop trying to see if LonelyPlanet makes a guide to the NeverNever
Quantus:
I may not tell the Erlking, the Goblin King, that David Bowie's codpiece is bigger.
Hopefire:
-No matter how much they deserve it, I am not allowed to take Murphy's bosses for a scenic trip to Arctis Tor.
-I am not allowed to tell religious children that Santa exists is a Faerie. There's no right interpretation with that crowd.
-I will not sign Mavra up for Cosmopolitan magazine. No one likes to see a Blampire cry.
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