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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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angel relic:
I'm Baaaaaaaack!  ;D ;D ;D

Quick, hide the kids. :P

Okay...let's see...hmmm...how do I do this again?

Ahhhh, got it!


If I thought about the time
I've spent in this here thread, divine
I'd cast a glance in Duck's flight path
and watch her founder and take a bath. ;)

If I saw and read the whole
of Blaze's entire works ensouled
I'd see a scribe, bent and leaned
over a bench of prose unseen. 8)

If I looked and saw again
my posts in here before the spin
I'd see the less of all here spoke
and still count myself a lucky bloke. 8)

Moose O' Moose, welcome the new
rhymers and lovers of crappiest Muse
KTB and J3 lighteth the way
For 'Burgers dawning of brighter new day! ;D

j3nnee:
The moose got loose
And fell into a noose
Where it couldn't vamoose
So we called it Luce
But it died, boo hoos
So we cut it up like a goose
And made burgers, uh uhms

*bows*

Piotr1600:
There was a Germanic Moose-Burgher
That is - a four footed Alpine denizen
Whose randy hobbies preferred Cougars
You know, attractive females older than him
These ladies - With a lusty Teutonic fervor
They repeatedly ate up all his love-venison
When sated for now, they were heard to murmur
Tomorrow, yah, yah, we do this again?
I'll bring my friend Helga with some Limburger
And we'll make a sandwich of friends...

Ms Duck:
Bravo, folks, one and all

and Piortr, bonus points for a new definition of moose booger

 ;D

I need a deep breath
been talking to Sameth
in verse quite eldreth
the gender of the zilla

quoted things to death
argued how eggs do geth
for times quite umptieth
the gender of the zilla

a poem this aint macbeth
for art not andrew wyeth
He says Steve I say Lizbeth
the gender of the zilla

 ;D

Ms Duck:
couldnt sleep last nite, so logged on to COV and was playing until around 4am

a duck, on a task force, at 4am, is a terrible thing

this was my battle sonnet, improvved during the assult on lord recluse's base:

Our lady leader forgot to type
"plan is, lets just dont wipe"
so we charged ahead
cried 'leeroy', now dead
made into tasty  spider tripe

we came on, fought and died
all bled for our leader's pride
shot off my boobs
yelled 'you n00bs'
'debt is a badge' we cried

 ;D

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