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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Ms Duck:
in response to all this text speek, (wich i dont understand at all), i respond with stuff yall prob wont understand. from the bad c contest, 1993's winner:

 G   int i,j
  K   case
  R   return 0
  S(   x,y) for(x=0; x<y; x++)
  I   S(i,10
  z   I-6)B[t][u
  t   (X[m].b.i+g)
  u   (X[m].b.j+l)
  M(   x,y) XFillRectangles(D,p,x,a,y);
  s   B[j
  W   =XCreateGC(D,p,4,L)
  E(   W,_) k=0; I)S(j,22)if(W s]){ a[k].x=i*20; a[k].y=j*20+30; a[k].w=a[k].h=_; k++; }M(
  A(   W,_) &&!B[W]; if(!j){ z]=1; R; } else{ N(m); _; v(0); }
  Q   ]=0; I-6&&j)j=
  F   I-6)B[X[w].b.i+g][X[w].b.j+l
  e(   x) break; K x:q(c,j,x);
  H   (m){ G; I-6){ a.x=t*20; a.y=u*20+30; a.w=a.h=
  v(   _) d(m); z+_]=1; R+1;
struct{
   short x,y,w,h;
} a[220],C;
struct{
   struct{
      G;
   } b[4];
} X[99];
G,l,g=3,p,B[10][22],L[99],o[99],n,r,h,_[4],D,J,T;
f(){
   *L=2;
   n||XSendEvent(D,p,n=1,0,L),XFlush(D);
   P();
}
Z(){
   _[1]=_[3]=(9-h)*40000;
   setitimer(0,_,0);
}
main(){
   G,*_=(int*)X;
   char*c=
"*{{{ {}{{*{{{ {}* {    {{*{{{   *{{{ {* {* * {  {{ {  { *{* {   {* *{{{ *{{{ {   * {  { *{{{ {{  *{{ {  {{* {   {*{{ {{ {{ {* { {*{{ {  *{{{{    *{{ {{ ";
   for(; *c; )
      *_++=(unsigned)(*c+++2)%4;
   srand(time(0));
   L[10]=32769;
   D=XOpenDisplay(0);
   L[1]=L[2]=XWhitePixel(D,j=XDefaultScreen(D));
   XMap@p=XCreate@XRoot@j),0,0,200,470,2,0,1,0,2056,L));
   T W;
   L[2]=XBlackPixel(D,j);
   J W;{
      G,O=0,c=0;
      Z(P());
      q(c,c,1);
      for(; ; ){
         i=lK();
         j=c;
         switch(i){
            K 'k':c=q(c="$#&'(%)+,-*/01.3254"[c]-35,j,4)?c:j;
            e('j')e('l')e(32)}
         if(n){
            if(!q(c,j,2)){
               G,n;
               for(j=21;j-1;j--){
                  n=1;
                  I&&n)n=s];
                  n&&(X9(j++),O++);
               }
               n=0;
               I&&!n)n=B[21];
               Y();
               r++;
               c=rand()%19;
               if(!q(c,c,3))
                  R+puts(L);
                  U(Z(h=O/9));
               }
            n=0;
         }
      }
   }
}
Y(){
   G,E(,19)J,k)E(!,20)T,k)U();
}
lK(){
   XNextEvent(D,o);
   switch(*o){
      K 2:R+o[2]?0:XX k){
         G=1;switch(k){
            K 1:z+l]=1;
            d(m);R+1;
            K 'j':z Q t A(t-1][u,g--)K 'l':z Q t<9
            A(1+t][u,g++)K 4:F Q
            u<22&&t>=0&&t<10&&!B[t][u ];
            if(!j){
               F]=1;
               R;
            }
         N(w);
      v(0)K 32:for(;
   q(m,m,2);
   )n=r++;
   R+1;
   K 3:l=0;
   g=3;
   I-6&&j)j=!B[t][u+l ];
   if(!j)R;
   v(l)K 2:z Q(u+1)<22 A(t][u+1,l++)}
   R;
}
X9(_){
   G;
   for(j=_; j; j--)I)s]=s-1];
}
U(){
   void*a=&C;
   C.w=200;
   C.h=30;
   M(T,1);
   sprintf(L,"Score%9d Level%9d",r,h);
   XDrawString(D,p,J,7,15,L,29);}
P(){
   signal(14,f);
}

KarlTenBrew:

--- Quote from: Ms. Duck on December 06, 2009, 10:47:17 PM ---in response to all this text speek, (wich i dont understand at all
--- End quote ---

It's simple visual
Substitution, what is so:
hard to understand?

Blaze:
Try to think of Sherlock Holmes and the Dancing Men
Whose shapes did letter forms compose,
A cypher, think of that and those
as one in the same ken.

My sons who at romance language balked
at speaking in a formal setting
was akin to a blood letting
as while a tygre  stalked,

Have found that ease of type and read
Elite as hackers are known to do
their programs to pursue
with every bit of speed.

j3nnee:
Watashi no tanjobi wa ichigatsu desu ka
If you can guess this then HA
If not then HA HA HA ... HA! ;)

(and I like meijii chocolates :D )

Blaze:
Is your birthday in January?
February is mine....

but the one birthday
that makes a sentence is...

March 4th.

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