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Shall I Compare Thee To A Mooseburger aka The Bad Poetry Thread

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Blaze:
Now a Duck asks me,
What rhymes with J3nnee
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

If she wants that rhyme
She must pay me a p3nny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

Tain't hard like orange
ends sounds there are many
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

I think I have killed it
Like on South Park, with Kenny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

They call Robert the Bruce
and Kravitz is Lenny
Don't she sp33k l33t, any?

If I think of a poem
with an end rhyme for J3nnee
I will sp33k l33t.  Any?

j3nnee:
Sp33k "733t" with my f33t
P1g7/-\t1|\| t00 s0 sw33t
fr0m my s33t

t0uch3'
3n c0ntr3'
a5 th3y say...

Blaze:
|\|0\/\/ 4 dU(|< 45|<5 /\/\3,
\/\/|-|@ r|-|'//\/\35 \/\/17|-| j3|\||\|33
 d0|\|'7 5|-|3 5P33|< L337, 4|\|'/?

1Ph 5|-|3 \/\/4|\|75 7|-|@ r|-|'//\/\3
5|-|3 /\/\U57 p4'/ /\/\3 4 p3|\||\|'/
d0|\|'7 5|-|3 5P33|< L337, 4|\|'/?

741|\|'7 |-|4RD L1|<3 0R4|\|93
3|\|D5 50U|\|D5 7|-|3R3 r /\/\4|\|'/
 d0|\|'7 5|-|3 5P33|< L337, 4|\|'/?

1 7|-|1|\||< 1 |-|4\/3 |<1LL3D 17
 L1|<3 0|\| 50U7|-| p4R|<, \/\/17|-| |<3|\||\|'/
 d0|\|'7 5|-|3 5P33|< L337, 4|\|'/?

7|-|3'/ (4LL r0B3R7 7|-|3 bRU(3
4|\|D |<R4\/17Z 15 L3|\||\|'/
 d0|\|'7 5|-|3 5P33|< L337, 4|\|'/?

1Ph 1 7|-|1|\||< 0Ph 4 p03/\/\
\/\/17|-| 4|\| 3|\|D r|-|'//\/\3 Ph0R j3|\||\|33
1 \/\/1LL 5P33|< L337. 4|\|'/?

*Passes out*

KarlTenBrew:
Lord, 1337 has failed them,
Please help them to see the light,
My haiku sucks, no?

Blaze:
Haiku socks like subs,
Sinking in the shoes of life,
Bunching by my toes.

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