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Show the Best of your Worst Writing
Dikaion:
I hope so! Because with practice, I think i can get better worse.
blgarver:
I vote yes.
King of De Nile:
Hmmm, work or put together a really bad opening sentence? I think work can wait, no?
...
Gabriel, whose mother named him after the archangel of legend believing that he, the baby, would some day become the guiding angel that would lead her into a better life, slowly pulled up his socks, which were stitched with the letters “NYFD” and had been bought out of a vague sense of thanks towards a brotherhood of men he had never met who had bravely gone into the ignoble wreckage of two grand towers he had never stepped foot in, listening to the early morning news, filled as usual with the dreary, depressing litany of murders, rapes, and corrupt officials which was the ground state of life in the post-modern United States of America in which he found himself living.
Mickey Finn:
I outsourced to India:
I stared at the email from my tech support desk, and the message it contained: "Please do the needful." Was this a matter of bad translation, or a request to perform certain...favours...on the impoverished?
I shudder to think what someone over there who took the same English course might do if they were also a hacker..."P13z do teh N33d4...." The mind boggles.
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Ok, I suck at this.
But hey...it was a true story.
Spectacular Sameth:
BOOM!
Sam ducked as a piece of shrapnel tore across the sky and nearly grazed his ear. He leapt behind his car to avoid a tire that soared overhead. He crawled from behind his sedan and pulled the pin from his attache case. Chuckling, he lobbed the brief case over his hood.
He chuckled again as the briefcase went off, showering the street with glass.
"Alright," Steve said, coming out with his hands up.
"You consent, then?" Sam asked, coming out from behind his car.
"Fine, I'll trim my hedge."
"Looks like you won't have to. IT'S ON FIRE!"
I don't know, I don't think that was a very good attempt at being bad. I can't really tell if it's bad or not.
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