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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #675 on: March 30, 2009, 02:37:35 AM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #676 on: March 30, 2009, 02:44:54 AM »
If I am ever asked my name while in the act of any sort of magic, I am not allowed to respond, "There are some who call me...Tim?"
Also, if I ever do take Carlos up on his offer to use a grenade, I am not allowed to make any kind of reference at all to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #677 on: March 30, 2009, 06:21:22 PM »
Harry is not allowed to hunt down  Female Grendelkin and send them after Lord Wraith, or any male he gets mad with.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #678 on: March 30, 2009, 08:00:45 PM »
When Harry is chosen to represent the White Council at Accord meetings he is not allowed to say anything similar to
"I yield the floor to the Free holding lord whom I have imprisoned before (waits 20 seconds), Or Earlking you never told them I bound you in a circle X Halloweens before"

Or any other variation there upon which calls the Earlking out as a punk who was owned by a mortal.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #679 on: March 31, 2009, 01:39:23 PM »
When Harry is chosen to represent the White Council at Accord meetings he is not allowed to say anything similar to
"I yield the floor to the Free holding lord whom I have imprisoned before (waits 20 seconds), Or Earlking you never told them I bound you in a circle X Halloweens before"

Or any other variation there upon which calls the Earlking out as a punk who was owned by a mortal.
Lemme paraphrase:  I will not commit suicide.   ;)
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #680 on: March 31, 2009, 02:56:15 PM »
I will never, ever, EVER again shout "FORZARE!" at the peak of passion.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #681 on: March 31, 2009, 02:57:37 PM »
I will never, ever, EVER again shout "FORZARE!" at the peak of passion.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #682 on: March 31, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
*blinks*

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #683 on: March 31, 2009, 04:41:45 PM »
Lemme paraphrase:  I will not commit suicide.   ;)

Yeah but my way was long and drawn out and full of laughs.

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #684 on: March 31, 2009, 04:44:02 PM »
OMG I have a good one.


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If I learn to animate puppets like puppet master I am under no circumstances allowed to carve out EmoRanger Droids puppets and send them after Cowl because he alwayse dresses so depressingly, or Mab for that matter.

Sending them after Titiana might be fun because it would confuse her and she might get a complex because the puppets think she is Emo and she tries so hard to look thin and pretty.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #685 on: March 31, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
I will never, ever, EVER again shout "FORZARE!" at the peak of passion.

There ARE better ways to get a woman hot, you know...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #686 on: March 31, 2009, 04:47:21 PM »
There ARE better ways to get a woman hot, you know...

Fuego?
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #687 on: March 31, 2009, 04:49:56 PM »
I will never, ever, EVER again shout "FORZARE!" at the peak of passion.
There ARE better ways to get a woman hot, you know...
Fuego?

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #688 on: March 31, 2009, 05:18:38 PM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #689 on: March 31, 2009, 05:58:58 PM »
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In life, up is down,
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