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Offline Uilos

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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #660 on: March 18, 2009, 06:21:17 PM »
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #661 on: March 18, 2009, 06:23:15 PM »
I figured, but I don't... uhm... sign (?) it. So I wouldn't be familiar with it, no.

And it wouldn't be "I don't speak ASL" right, because technically no one does..... "I'm not fluent in ASL"...
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #662 on: March 18, 2009, 07:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Horsehearted, January's new flavor on March 18, 2009, 06:12:25 PM
*does not know what ASL is*

American sign language.
Half my Fraternity and about half of my friends are deaf.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #663 on: March 21, 2009, 05:06:31 PM »
Harry is not allowed to have naughty thoughts about anyone in Marcone's employ *says nothing about My Big Fat Supernatural Honeymoon Story*  But I Read IT!!!!!!!!
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #664 on: March 21, 2009, 11:02:14 PM »

Harry is no longer allowed to say 'I know a real demon barbar.  Wanna meet him?'  Along that same line Harry is no longer allowed to tell Thomas 'Johnny Depp makes a better Demon hair dresser than you.'



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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #665 on: March 22, 2009, 05:54:47 AM »
Quote from: Darkling on March 21, 2009, 11:02:14 PM
Harry is no longer allowed to say 'I know a real demon barbar.  Wanna meet him?'  Along that same line Harry is no longer allowed to tell Thomas 'Johnny Depp makes a better Demon hair dresser than you.'

Wow, That was good.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #666 on: March 22, 2009, 06:45:38 AM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on March 22, 2009, 05:54:47 AM
Wow, That was good.

Two more of the same type because I haven't reached the extent of corny yet. :P

Harry is no longer allowed to wander into Thomas' salon and go 'What?  No Mrs. Lovett Meat pies?' or say 'Hey!  This isn't Fleet street!'

Sorry for those who don't get the reference.

 
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #667 on: March 22, 2009, 08:42:33 AM »
When next the baddies are trying to get through my wards, I must remember that I am not French, I do not have an outrageous accent, my apartment is not the castle of my master Louis de Lombard, I have not already got one, and the bad guys are not daffy English Knnnnnnnn-iggets. Even if it's Morgan and his door opening request is a silly thing.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #668 on: March 22, 2009, 02:30:22 PM »
Harry Dresden is not allowed to team up with Harry Potter, and chase off Cowl, or Voldemort's Death Eaters with the clean up squad(s) from the US or Hogwarts. 

Harry Dresden is not allowed to change the weather to ruin any outing for the Carpenters. Charity and Molly would kick his butt.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #669 on: March 22, 2009, 06:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Purpura on March 22, 2009, 02:30:22 PM
Harry Dresden is not allowed to change the weather to ruin any outing for the Carpenters. Charity and Molly would kick his butt.

Harry is not allowed to alter weather patterns to make sure the cubs make it to the playoffs.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #670 on: March 22, 2009, 07:18:20 PM »
Harry is not allowed to call Cowl Darth Sidious... Or make any references to him being thrown down a very long shaft in the future.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #671 on: March 23, 2009, 12:25:45 AM »
Quote from: S.A.M. Hitch on March 22, 2009, 06:31:44 PM
Harry is not allowed to alter weather patterns to make sure the cubs make it to the playoffs.

There is not amount of magic in heaven, hell or in between that can break that streak.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #672 on: March 23, 2009, 07:30:07 AM »
It would take the power of both Heaven, Hell, Valhalla and the Buddha working together for that to happen, as well as clutch hitting, a bullpen that actually thinks and a whole bunch of hyped up leprocauns.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #673 on: March 23, 2009, 01:10:56 PM »
Quote from: Gallowglass on March 23, 2009, 07:30:07 AM
It would take the power of both Heaven, Hell, Valhalla and the Buddha working together for that to happen, as well as clutch hitting, a bullpen that actually thinks and a whole bunch of hyped up leprocauns.

Plus someone casting continual entropy curses on the other team.
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Re: Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
« Reply #674 on: March 23, 2009, 09:58:07 PM »
Quote from: Gallowglass on March 23, 2009, 07:30:07 AM
It would take the power of both Heaven, Hell, Valhalla and the Buddha working together for that to happen, as well as clutch hitting, a bullpen that actually thinks and a whole bunch of hyped up leprocaunsleprechauns.

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