Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

[Bob]

It was a joke.

More like a wise crack.

[Shecky]

More like a wise crack.

Dude, that was, like, so yesterday.

[Soulless Mystic5523]

He must be getting alittle slow in his old age. 

[Shecky]

Stop drinking that young Hatorade. 

[Bob]

Dude, that was, like, so yesterday.

Hey, I need my 14 hours daily sleep.

[Shecky]

God, I wish.

[Quantus]

Hey, I need my 14 hours daily sleep.

What is this thing you speak of..."Sleep"?

[Tribblechomper]

What is this thing you speak of..."Sleep"?

Highly overrated...

[bookivore]

To get back on topic:

Next time a baddie chains him up, Harry cannot offer to connect him up with the Handcuffs of the Month Club.
Or say, "Thorn Bracelets?  Hey, thanks, just 2 more sets and I'll be able to tie up the whole White Council."

[Quantus]

To get back on topic:

Next time a baddie chains him up, Harry cannot offer to connect him up with the Handcuffs of the Month Club.
Or say, "Thorn Bracelets?  Hey, thanks, just 2 more sets and I'll be able to tie up the whole White Council."

"Lemme Guess, you're going to claim to have invented these, too?"

[faith]

i will not take murphy monster slaying with me again last time she shut me out 3-0

[Metal_Head]

I will not hum the tune to "Like a Virgin" whenever Carlos or Molly are nearby.

[Ms Duck]

or "rump shaker " to Mab

[Syntopicon]

I will stop referring to myself as the Sorcerer Supreme.

I will never again ask if Ancient Mai knew the Ancient One.

I will not move to New York.
  -Nor will I call my home the Sanctum Sanctorum.

I will not refer to Thomas as Wong.

[konstantine23]

I will never again tell Molly that wizards never giggle, while she is eating. She could choke, and I would hate to tell Michael that I had to give her mouth-to-mouth.