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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2011, 04:56:21 PM »
Why not both?  ;D
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2011, 06:18:29 PM »
I love Bubba Hotep. Don't care who knows it.  :-[
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2011, 06:59:36 PM »
Quote from: shades of grey on February 17, 2011, 04:56:21 PM
Why not both?  ;D

Silver chainsaw launcher. great for zombies and werewolf pornstars.
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2011, 10:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Nickeris86 on February 17, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Silver chainsaw launcher. great for zombies and werewolf pornstars.
I am liking where this is going.

Quote from: SuperflyMD on February 17, 2011, 06:18:29 PM
I love Bubba Hotep. Don't care who knows it.  :-[

So did I.
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2011, 12:38:06 AM »


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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2011, 03:30:00 AM »
Someone show this to Michael Bay, stat.
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2011, 11:40:17 AM »
That is awesome.  :o
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2011, 12:22:08 PM »
I also admit my love for Bubba Ho-Tep

And the rocket propelled chainsaw of silver!
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2011, 04:06:50 PM »
Shecky built that for spider killing I think. And yes that is the single coolest idea since the Chain saw bayonet.
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2011, 04:42:20 PM »
Also a lot more successful than the chainsaw trebuchet.
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #25 on: February 18, 2011, 05:07:56 PM »
Quote from: shades of grey on February 18, 2011, 04:42:20 PM
Also a lot more successful than the chainsaw trebuchet.

Now there's a scary idea!!! :o
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Re: Great ideas that, in retrospect, aren't
« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2011, 06:19:17 PM »
Vamp-Killer 2000
By Jason Richards
What can we say? If you want to kill vampires, this will do
the job. It's a must have for any serious vampire hunter.
Model: Arzno TWW-2000
Weight: 301bs.
Cost: 200,000 credits. Only available in Arzno
Weapon Systems
1. Silver-bladed chain saw
Damage: !D6xlO SDC or 5D6 HP to Vampires
Range: armlength+2 feet
To Activate: Ignite Fire (5 PPE) for 5 rounds of use and Fuel
Flame (5 PPE) for each additional 5 rounds.
2. Cross spotlight (mounted over chain saw)
Damage: none, 3D6 HP to Vampires
Range: 100ft
Payload: Battery powered; effectively unlimited.
3. Grenade Launcher (mounted to right of chain saw)
Damage: varies, wood fragmentation do 4D6 MD or 8D6 HP to
Vampires plus a 10% chance of hitting the heart of any given
Vamp in the radius.
Range: 150ft
Radius: 10ft
Rate of Fire: holds 5 grenades per clip.

for anyone that plays the RPG Rifts by palladium books
if it works on vampires i bet it would work on werewolves.
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