LOL ... if you're interested in that ... you might look up the other Butcher author.  Shannon Butcher.

While I've never read her stuff, as I understand it, those are her kind of books.

Not necessarily BDSM type of stuff, but along those lines.

I don’t actually read that type of stuff. I did read Fifty Shades of Grey, though. A friend of mine went on and on about it, so I read it to know what I was missing. It turned out that what I was missing was the most poorly written book I’d ever forced myself to read. There was one line in there that is hilarious, though. It’s a bit sexy, so I’ll put it in spoiler thingie.


In this genre, though, the erotic novel, Anne Rice has written some good ones. I haven’t read them since I was 22 or so, but I remember them being well done.

Reminds me of a meme.  Could be offensive to some, so I'm putting it in a spoiler.

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Please remember this is all in fun.

Aww, that was funny. It sounds like something my husband would say. People are too easily offended these days. I find it’s better to assume people generally mean well and have good intentions and not read too much into things.

Please, there's no way Tom would care enough to go out Orc hunting.

This is alternate universe Tom. Old Man Willow killed Goldberry and he’s out for ent bloodsap!  He’ll meet up with Rosie Cotton and Dresden in Brie (cheesy name change, I know) and, together, they will torture Butterburr for information about Evil Frodo. When they get to Rivendell, Dresden has a huge battle with Elrond, burning the place to the ground. An ent battle guard contingent will be there and Tomm will destroy them all, throwing the captain and his orc rider into the conflagration. Rosie defeats Bilbo in a rhyming contest and drowns him in a bathtub (just like in the bathtub murder sing Bilbo wrote).

I’ll stop there as I don’t want to spoil the whole book.

It could be Bob because every woman in the universe is described based in sexual terms and most are super models. Was definitely someone male and horny writing them.

Maybe she’s part tribble?  Think of how cute her tribble baby might be if the tribble genes come to the forefront. Here’s a sample pic of her holding her baby.

Tmeless? Modifed to Timeless.

Yeah, Timless. It's a show about a universe with no Tims. Sort of like the universe with no shrimp. In the Timless universe, you can't even think the name, "Tim". The plot is about them finding a scrap of paper that fell through a dimensional portal with the name "Tim" on it and no one can read it or understand it. It was just a blank slip of paper at first, but then some special people could see something blurred across the scrap. Now, they are searching for answers.

This sounds like a hit show to me, so copyrighting this for sure! Wardenferry, you will be co-creator on the credits. We're going to be rich!

Kumori is Lydia who is the time travelling daughter of time travelling Molly and time travelling Marcone.

I shifted context without telling anyone, because I occasionally assume that people on a forum can read my mind; in this hypothetical context, I'd have magic, but the people would be like those in the Dresden Files universe: blissfully (and willfully) uninformed.

I'm also pretty sure that the White Council wouldn't really care if I was robbing banks so long as I didn't break any of the laws or violate anyone's territory.

In that case, I’ll join you. My power will be that of Perfect Hair. Wind, rain, snow ... nothing can mess it up. Tries to tousle my terrific tresses terminate in tragedy. My immaculate coiffure will dazzle, razzle and beguile allowing for the robbery of the bank all the while. It’s a ploy to get rich for this stylish bitch!