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Title: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on March 29, 2007, 09:04:56 PM
So, I'm thinking the website should add a couple t-shirts to its list of cafe press gear, and I'm thinking the best way to do that (as it imposes no art-need) is to zero in on maybe two or three quotes from the books. 

The business card thing -- that's been done.

But ones at the top of my head include:

"I the hell am Harry!"

(and)

"The building was on fire
and it wasn't my fault."

(Jim's favorite opening line)

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Doom on March 29, 2007, 09:13:20 PM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: loulou on March 29, 2007, 09:17:59 PM
Got to include two of the classics:
"Polka will never die!"
"In the name of the pizza lord, CHARGE!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: loulou on March 29, 2007, 09:22:07 PM
Forgot to say, I love this:
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on March 30, 2007, 12:54:11 AM
How about something that ties to McAnally's?

"McAnally's Pub - Best Beer, Steak Sandwiches, & Lemonade in Chicago.  Neutral Ground Since 1974"  (I'm guessing the year)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Priscellie on March 30, 2007, 01:23:34 AM
I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself.  And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."  Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea.  Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!

And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Nox on March 30, 2007, 01:30:37 AM
I really like the fairy maid service one.

I'm also pretty fond of this Michael quote...

"Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful"

Not sure whether it has great T-shirt promise though.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: jogonturan on March 30, 2007, 02:09:39 AM
How about something like  "Harry Dresden ... the wizard who puts the Ick in Magic" on the front and "The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher" or something like that on the back.

Although someone might be turned off by the thought of something "icky" and not read the books at all.

Hmm.  Back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on March 30, 2007, 02:15:10 AM
I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself.  And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."  Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea.  Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!

And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!

:nod: Accept Fred!  For all our sakes! (if you'd ever see me trying to do what she did, you'd understand why, lol...it's apocolyptic to say the least).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on March 30, 2007, 02:21:21 AM
I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself.  And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."  Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea.  Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!

And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!

You know my address. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on March 30, 2007, 02:38:38 AM
I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself.  And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."  Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea.  Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!

And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!

You know my address. :)

*happy dance*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Purpura on March 30, 2007, 02:55:47 AM
I'm gonna do a shirt... that says "Invisible Molly Carpenter"

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on March 30, 2007, 03:03:40 AM
Other than the SplatterCon!!! graphic, would there be options for other graphic designs?  *visions of monkeys and pyrotechnic poo fill the mind*  If so, maybe a contest designed for deviantArt could be considered?

For some work generated from such contests:

Logo Design http://www.cafepress.com/darkartsasylum/1532064 and http://www.cafepress.com/darkartsasylum/1532164

Megadeth Design Contest (redsign Vic) http://browse.deviantart.com/projects/contests/2006/megadethdesign/?order=5 (beware, looooooots of images).

Lots of other contests listed under Categories/community projects/contests/search contests by year from there on.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: binz on March 30, 2007, 04:27:57 AM
Other than the SplatterCon!!! graphic, would there be options for other graphic designs?  *visions of monkeys and pyrotechnic poo fill the mind*

I think the Blue Beetle would make an awesome graphic design, possibly accompanied by some sort of witty comment that I'm entirely incapable of thinking of on the spot.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Wolfy on March 30, 2007, 04:32:26 AM
I think the Blue Beetle would make an awesome graphic design, possibly accompanied by some sort of witty comment that I'm entirely incapable of thinking of on the spot.

Perhaps something about a pheonix?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: eviladam on March 30, 2007, 11:16:51 AM
how bout "I answer the thrice and done. Bite. Me."

"So that would make me right, and YOU_____"

and if you're going to do SPLATTERCON!!! shirts we need one with Harry's name tag "an innovcent victim" and one with Rawlins "an authority figure"

and this isn't a qoute but what about "I got bitten at Biancas" ?

"Every one else who lets me ride their dinosaur calls me "
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mickey Finn on March 30, 2007, 12:18:40 PM
Fred, check with Jim's agent if you haven't already...I tried to do this back when we were a mailing list, and she asked me not to, due to legal fuzziness when it came to the TV show. (even for just the list, at cost)

Given your permissions with the game, and the show almost wrapping up the season, I sincerely hope you can do it. ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: BigMama on March 30, 2007, 12:44:51 PM
I finally got my McAnally's shirt and it came out awesome! It is a black t with McAnallys Pub and a beer stein with foam and underneath it says "Where a wizard comes to rest a spell". The writing is in silver with the stein in silver with cream and bronze foam. Very cool! I can't wait to wear it at RT.  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: robinsage on March 30, 2007, 05:57:10 PM
I personally think it would be kind of cool to have recreations of the shirts Harry wears in the books. Although I also like a lot of the ideas being thrown around here.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on March 30, 2007, 07:15:42 PM
I'm sticking to my vote for McAnally's related.

What about a t-shirt of the label for McAnally's Beer?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Claire on March 30, 2007, 08:29:39 PM
"Sarcasm- Just one more service Bob offers"

Or the grand old

"I don't believe in faeries!"
 
Or

"Holy vigilanties, Batman"

Or

"Stupid Latin correspondence course"

Or

"Easter has been cancelled.  They found the body"

Or...

*gets dragged off so others can have a turn*

Oh goodie.  Another excuse to reread the Dresdens in a search for shirts.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: robinsage on March 30, 2007, 08:58:59 PM
"Sarcasm- Just one more service Bob offers"

Or the grand old

"I don't believe in faeries!"
 
Or

"Holy vigilanties, Batman"

Or

"Stupid Latin correspondence course"

Or

"Easter has been cancelled.  They found the body"

Or...

*gets dragged off so others can have a turn*

Oh goodie.  Another excuse to reread the Dresdens in a search for shirts.
I personally like the second- and third-to-last the most. Of course, I'm a religious studies major, and I failed latin last year, so go figure.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mickey Finn on March 30, 2007, 09:52:56 PM
Many of the Tshirts described in the books are real.

"What about a t-shirt of the label for McAnally's Beer?"

Lemonade.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on March 31, 2007, 04:41:52 PM
I could have sworn that in Storm Front, Harry mentions that McAnally's brews his own beer.

I also remember a scene in one of the books where everyone raves about the lemonade there because of the lemon ice cubes....
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: BigMama on March 31, 2007, 05:02:24 PM
Yes, he does. Remember Thomas tells Harry that Mac would kill him if he knew he was chilling it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Doom on March 31, 2007, 06:32:27 PM
It occurs to me that some of the posts in the Spoiler Haiku list might work:
http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php/topic,409.0.html (http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php/topic,409.0.html)

Highlights include:

Butters is assured
that Polka will never die.
Now they can kick ass!
(Priscillie http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php?action=profile;u=25 (http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php?action=profile;u=25))

Smoke drifting slowly
Building engulfed in red flames
Harry, how could you?
(Deb http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php?action=profile;u=36 (http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php?action=profile;u=36))

The building's on fire,
And no, it is not my fault!
Architecture sucks.
(Me!)

There are more good ones (especially mine  ;D). 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mack on March 31, 2007, 09:16:22 PM
Read my signature.... I'm alread in the process of making one myself for the Seattle Signing.

The front would have the Dresden Files tv show logo and the back would have the quote.

***editted for details
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Sway on April 01, 2007, 08:27:04 AM
I put my vote in for the SplatterCon!!! shirt. Because!

I like the idea about the Blue Beetle.
I'm thinking a nice pic of the car and arrow pointing from the different parts to a description what happened to it. I can't really explain but I'm thinking like 'anatomy of the Blue Beetle'.

And underneath something like "Phoenix Impression".
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on April 01, 2007, 09:12:25 AM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

Chalk up another vote for this one!

Oh, and SplatterCon!!!, of course. ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mickey Finn on April 01, 2007, 02:42:07 PM
Variation on Deb's:

Smoke drifting slowly
Building engulfed in red flames
It wasn't my fault.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: finarvyn on April 01, 2007, 08:11:16 PM
"Wizardry aside, it's tough to beat a gun for discouraging men with baseball bats."
-- Storm Front, Chapter 10.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: icarus on April 01, 2007, 11:14:37 PM

Although someone might be turned off by the thought of something "icky" and not read the books at all.

...

I like Deb's haiku one.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 02, 2007, 02:36:42 PM
Fred, check with Jim's agent if you haven't already...I tried to do this back when we were a mailing list, and she asked me not to, due to legal fuzziness when it came to the TV show. (even for just the list, at cost)

Given your permissions with the game, and the show almost wrapping up the season, I sincerely hope you can do it. ;)

I have explicit permission from the intellectual property owner (Jim Butcher) to print and sell T-shirts in support of his official website.

This isn't something other folks can do.

I can. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 02, 2007, 03:58:50 PM
Here's the first of two new T-shirt designs (the other one features the SplatterCon!!! design from Priscellie with a few minor updates -- but I want to get her opinion before releasing it).

http://www.cafepress.com/lowbudgetmovie

I'll be adding it to http://www.jim-butcher.com/store/ shortly!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: CrystalAnne on April 02, 2007, 04:49:25 PM
"Oh shit.  Heck hounds."

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on April 02, 2007, 05:49:42 PM
If you add a men's long sleeve shirt to the options, I'm buying one!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 02, 2007, 11:06:58 PM
did i miss it?  cuz i can't believe nobody's said

Time is a River
Life is a Journey
The Door is a Jar

The Dresdzen Files
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 02, 2007, 11:55:36 PM
If you add a men's long sleeve shirt to the options, I'm buying one!

Ooh, thought I had.  I'll get right on that!

EDIT: Hang on, I already did!

http://www.cafepress.com/lowbudgetmovie.121842699
http://www.cafepress.com/lowbudgetmovie.121841169
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 02, 2007, 11:57:19 PM
Aaaaand the second T-Shirt set is up -- SplatterCon!!! The horror convention fans are DYING to attend!

http://www.cafepress.com/splattercon

Thanks to Priscellie for supporting the site with the design!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 03, 2007, 12:03:51 AM
that SPLATTERCON!!! shirt is rad!
did i see a pic of Priscillie wearing it at the New York Comicon?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 03, 2007, 12:13:40 AM
:dance: fantastic!  Have to check with the Limper *aka the Spousal Unit* but I'm sooooo ordering, Damn you for making me penniless!

ROFL at the baby jumper thingie.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Claire on April 03, 2007, 12:40:12 AM
*raids room for money*
*realizes she has to pay for college*
*sits in middle of room*

Crap.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 03, 2007, 12:47:30 AM
WOOT!  Bargain struck, I must now find her a Goonies shirt * www.80stees.com * first though.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 03, 2007, 03:40:41 AM
that SPLATTERCON!!! shirt is rad!
did i see a pic of Priscillie wearing it at the New York Comicon?

Possibly; I missed the pic, but it wouldn't shock me. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: icarus on April 03, 2007, 04:31:32 AM
The thread with the picture is here (http://www.jim-butcher.com/bb/index.php/topic,2042.0.html)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Priscellie on April 03, 2007, 04:57:25 AM
Yup!  Of course, the version I wore to the con is slightly different from the version available in the store.   In the store version, the "SplatterCon!!!" text is a different color from the shirt itself (making it more legible at a distance--good call, Fred), and it also has the fun "Property of Jim Butcher" text on the back.  Also, the store version is a lot more washer-safe than mine, as I hand-painted it using a homemade stencil. :D


For Daoine: I wasn't happy with the images of me in my costume at the Con, so here's one I took in my dorm, out of makeup:

(http://theninemuses.net/pics/2007-nycc/goodgolly.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 03, 2007, 05:02:51 AM
oh YAY!  that's so cute!!!

in college, before i discovered handy-dandy thermalfax silkscreens, i stencilled and hand-painted tons of clothes.  tip: oil paints last FOREVER. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Sway on April 03, 2007, 08:02:24 AM
I feel in desperate need to scrape together some money to buy me some shirt...

Priscellie, I still absolute adore your Molly-look. Can't get past that.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on April 03, 2007, 11:21:32 AM
just to confirm, some portion of my purchase price goes to the upkeep and maintenance of the web site & forum?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 03, 2007, 01:12:24 PM
just to confirm, some portion of my purchase price goes to the upkeep and maintenance of the web site & forum?

Yep.  About $5 per item sold goes to me, to help pay for my efforts to keep the site running, any hosting costs, yadda, yadda.  I do this all for "free", so the main way I build up a little cash to cover the expense is by cafe press, amazon referral, and other such programs.  Buying Jim's books and audio books by clicking through from the website store is also a way to support the site, in other words. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: BigMama on April 03, 2007, 02:34:20 PM
Bless your heart Fred. I had assumed this site was supported somehow by Jim and his publishers.  :-*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2007, 05:06:05 PM
So, I'm thinking the website should add a couple t-shirts to its list of cafe press gear, and I'm thinking the best way to do that (as it imposes no art-need) is to zero in on maybe two or three quotes from the books. 

...

Thoughts?
What about a shirt with a small nametag on the upper left-hand side?

"HELLO: MY NAME IS" in block lettering.

"an innocent bystander" in handwriting, appropriately placed.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2007, 05:07:43 PM
What about a McAnally's Pub t-shirt?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2007, 05:10:19 PM
Many of the Tshirts described in the books are real.
I wish that I had known that.  I almost went mad pulling an all-nighter trying to make the "Easter's cancelled" graphic for the t-shirt for my costume back in February.

Unfortunately, I wound up not going to the convention because of the ice storm that hit Washington, DC.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mack on April 03, 2007, 05:34:27 PM
What about a shirt with a small nametag on the upper left-hand side?

"HELLO: MY NAME IS" in block lettering.

"an innocent bystander" in handwriting, appropriately placed.

Harry's Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag1.jpg)
Rawlins' Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag2.jpg)

I used Priscellie's SplatterCon logo, hope that's alright.  :-\
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2007, 06:46:26 PM
Harry's Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag1.jpg)
Rawlins' Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag2.jpg)

I used Priscellie's SplatterCon logo, hope that's alright.  :-\
..does anyone with a Cafe' Press store want to set those up?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 03, 2007, 06:51:45 PM
Yep.  About $5 per item sold goes to me, to help pay for my efforts to keep the site running, any hosting costs, yadda, yadda.  I do this all for "free", so the main way I build up a little cash to cover the expense is by cafe press, amazon referral, and other such programs.  Buying Jim's books and audio books by clicking through from the website store is also a way to support the site, in other words. :)

I'd much rather do that than have to deal with advertising (OMFG, Quiznoes squee girl popups...now that's evil but effective in getting people to either go away or cough up some cash to make the adds disappear).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on April 03, 2007, 06:56:24 PM
I have a TIVO, and my way around the commercials is to wait until about 25 minutes into the show, and THEN start watching it.  When it comes to a commercial, I just fast forward, and by the time it gets to then end of the hour, I'm pretty much caught up with live TV, and I did not have to deal with the commercials.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on April 03, 2007, 07:16:50 PM
Harry's Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag1.jpg)
Rawlins' Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag2.jpg)

I used Priscellie's SplatterCon logo, hope that's alright.  :-\

Love it, but the Hello I Am is a bit hard to distinguish... Maybe a little heavier shadowing to the letters?

Fantastic idea Mack!   ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ButMadNNW on April 03, 2007, 08:12:55 PM
Here's the first of two new T-shirt designs.
http://www.cafepress.com/lowbudgetmovie

*fangirl squee*

*ahem*

Lovely! And the back is wonderfully silly! ;D

In the midst of the financial crunch known as Changing Jobs & Moving, but I know what I want as soon as I'm settled! ;)

Options are good. Just sayin'. (in other words, can we see some more quotes, too? *bats eyes*)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mack on April 03, 2007, 09:10:27 PM
Here's another version of the name tags

Harry's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag3.jpg)
Rawlin's (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag4.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 03, 2007, 09:32:35 PM
..does anyone with a Cafe' Press store want to set those up?

Not a good idea unless you're me.  Cafe Press stomped down HARD on my stores until I got Jim to write them and explain how I was doing so with his express permission. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2007, 09:53:51 PM
Not a good idea unless you're me.  Cafe Press stomped down HARD on my stores until I got Jim to write them and explain how I was doing so with his express permission. :)
After what happened to all of the Firefly/Serenity fanstores, I am not surprised.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Priscellie on April 04, 2007, 01:27:06 PM
Not a good idea unless you're me.  Cafe Press stomped down HARD on my stores until I got Jim to write them and explain how I was doing so with his express permission. :)

Also, Fred is the only person I've given permission to use the SplatterCon!!! logo I designed.  No derivative works, please. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 04, 2007, 01:45:01 PM
Also, Fred is the only person I've given permission to use the SplatterCon!!! logo I designed.  No derivative works, please. :D

And she has been compensated.

*makes the secret handsigns at Priscellie*

I was never here.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: BigMama on April 04, 2007, 03:36:26 PM
Wow, Fred. Do you want my McAnally's design? I'd like to learn the secret handsign!  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 04, 2007, 05:30:46 PM
Wow, Fred. Do you want my McAnally's design? I'd like to learn the secret handsign!  ;D
Maybe? (http://drwho.virtadpt.net/pictures/h2k4/drwho-posing-2.jpg)

(note: that is safe for work - it was taken at 'Text Editor Gang Wars')
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Mack on April 04, 2007, 05:37:13 PM
Harry's Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag1.jpg)
Rawlins' Nametag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v149/Mack_25/Splatterconnametag2.jpg)

I used Priscellie's SplatterCon logo, hope that's alright.  :-\
Also, Fred is the only person I've given permission to use the SplatterCon!!! logo I designed.  No derivative works, please. :D

 :o :o :o :o :o

Ummmm..... oops.

I didn't put it on a shirt or anything, just the badge.... ummm..... sorry.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: LazerWulf on April 04, 2007, 05:56:18 PM
Here's one:

Chlorofiend
Because calling it a "Plant Monster" sounds silly.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 04, 2007, 06:11:13 PM
Wow, Fred. Do you want my McAnally's design? I'd like to learn the secret handsign!  ;D
Heh.  I *would* like to get a mcanally's pub design thrown together, but I'm not clear on where I wanna go with that.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 04, 2007, 06:50:06 PM
Here's one:

Chlorofiend
Because calling it a "Plant Monster" sounds silly.

If it includes an image of shrub, I'm all for it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Priscellie on April 04, 2007, 11:33:16 PM
:o :o :o :o :o

Ummmm..... oops.

I didn't put it on a shirt or anything, just the badge.... ummm..... sorry.

No worries!  I should have said something earlier.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Claire on April 04, 2007, 11:43:56 PM
If it includes an image of shrub, I'm all for it.

Same here.

And maybe one that says
FRONT-
Murderous Faeries, Killer Vampires, Fallen Angels, Werewolves

BACK-
Should've stayed in bed.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mickey Finn on April 05, 2007, 04:09:29 PM
My girlfriend really wants the thong that says "Inspected by Bob."

Personally, I want an oversized women's shirt, because it's assumed (by the clothing industry) that guys don't need v-collars.

I have an extremely thick neck to go with my obnoxiously huge shoulders, so round collar necks always choke me. Problem is, I have no idea whatsoever what size I'd wear in a women's.

Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: LazerWulf on April 05, 2007, 06:51:30 PM
Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?

He's off Drag Racing (http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20070405.html).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ButMadNNW on April 05, 2007, 06:55:00 PM
He's off Drag Racing (http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20070405.html).

*rimshot*

These are the jokes, folks. Tip your waitresses, try the veal.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CrystalAnne on April 05, 2007, 11:45:37 PM
:::wonders if Bethany would be cute in the onesie or if all who saw her would mistake her for a dude::::
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Claire on April 06, 2007, 12:35:38 AM
I just thought of this one while reading DM

"Badassiel"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: The Doctor on April 06, 2007, 04:02:12 PM
He's off Drag Racing (http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20070405.html).
*eyes start tearing up*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Paynesgrey on April 06, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
"Fungus Demons ate my homework"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CarolM on April 06, 2007, 10:23:14 PM
"Fungus Demons ate my homework"
Why didn't we have that ready as a quote when I was at school? (Either as a teacher or a pupil?)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: eviladam on April 07, 2007, 09:02:39 AM
How about a couple from White Night. I don't think this a spoiler per se but be warned.






Boats, why did it have to be boats?

Fucking boats.

Big assumption. When you assume you make and ass out of you and umption.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ebenezar McCoy on April 07, 2007, 08:30:25 PM
This is just to fire up some thought on the idea of shirts having to do with the council. I personally think with the exception of (Harry and Michael) that the senior council is the most intriguing characters. There is also a plethora of fascinating and humorous lines regarding them... especially, out of Harry and Ebenezar.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mack on April 07, 2007, 08:34:43 PM
Just a fly-by idea of a shirt from DM and BR.

A picture of Thomas wearing a black shirt with the "Buffy: the Vampire Slayer" logo
and below the picture it says. "When the time comes, make like Buffy."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BigMama on April 07, 2007, 11:43:34 PM
As a member of the older contingent I LOVE a line from the first page of WN. In case its a spoiler! :)



(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: gentry on April 07, 2007, 11:44:54 PM
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."


with the splattercon logo on back.

As one upon whom age is advancing...I second BigMama
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on April 09, 2007, 09:45:44 PM
My SplatterCon!!! shirt arrived today! 

Four out of five* Frankenhookers agree, these shirts are awesome!  Buy one (http://www.jim-butcher.com/store/#shirts) for yourself or a loved one today!



*The fifth was busy
(click to show/hide)
and didn't hear the question.  I'm sure she would have agreed, as well. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: HouseWren on April 09, 2007, 11:42:36 PM
For a nightshirt or coffee mug, maybe someday:  "Who's a grumpy wizard in the morning?"  It made me LOL.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ButMadNNW on April 10, 2007, 12:47:52 AM
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

Of course! Why didn't I think of that?! :D (Why didn't anyone mention that line yet?)

Part of my problem with this thread is that most of the lines I like the most are the punchlines to paragraph-long bits, and don't really work as one-liners...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on April 10, 2007, 01:12:25 AM
My girlfriend really wants the thong that says "Inspected by Bob."

Personally, I want an oversized women's shirt, because it's assumed (by the clothing industry) that guys don't need v-collars.

I have an extremely thick neck to go with my obnoxiously huge shoulders, so round collar necks always choke me. Problem is, I have no idea whatsoever what size I'd wear in a women's.

Where's Eddie Izzard when you need him?

What size do you wear in Men's Tshirts, Mickey?  I can probably guesstimate your women's size.


I just saw these were available today.  Bought one of each of the new designs.  Want more, please.  Thanks ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: eviladam on April 10, 2007, 05:14:03 AM
The Splattercon!!! t shirts look nice, but in my humble opinion just red dripping letters on a black background would have looked mo' better.  :P
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on April 10, 2007, 09:55:05 AM
The Splattercon!!! t shirts look nice, but in my humble opinion just red dripping letters on a black background would have looked mo' better.  :P

Enh.  That's overdone.  I went with Priscellie's design basis precisely because it wasn't a cliched way of doing a horror logo.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 10, 2007, 02:03:50 PM
besides, it's got a splatter on it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 10, 2007, 03:46:26 PM
besides, it's got a splatter on it.

Mmmm, splatter good!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 10, 2007, 06:01:21 PM
you really can't go wrong with splatter.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ButMadNNW on April 10, 2007, 06:35:29 PM
Are shirt quote suggestions limited to the books?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on April 10, 2007, 07:30:57 PM
Are shirt quote suggestions limited to the books?

I don't have rights to the intellectual property of the TV show, so effectively, yes.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ButMadNNW on April 10, 2007, 07:41:58 PM
I don't have rights to the intellectual property of the TV show, so effectively, yes.

Ah. Thanks for the answer.

*briefly mourns the loss of a nonexistent "The bag is devoid of cats" shirt*

I'm better now. :)

*goes off to read, looking for quotes* - well, I would if I wasn't at work and didn't have to pack and move and...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 10, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
My SplatterCon!!! shirt arrived today (have to make sure it fits when I get home, lol).  I will upload some frightening photos unless the camera breaks or I get pushed down the steps while dancing around with my new shirt  ;D

(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/2783/dsc00855xt1.th.jpg) (http://img136.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00855xt1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on April 11, 2007, 03:27:46 AM
Ooh, looks fabulous in reality!  My baby's all grown up and savin' China. :D

I hope other fans will post pictures of themselves in Dresden gear!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 11, 2007, 01:27:06 PM
Ooh, looks fabulous in reality!  My baby's all grown up and savin' China. :D

I hope other fans will post pictures of themselves in Dresden gear!

I think it needs to be pictures of people, wearing Dresden Gear, in prominent public places (Statue of Liberty, Great Wall of China, etc), or on Television (like in the background of the Today Show).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 11, 2007, 02:51:57 PM
I think it needs to be pictures of people, wearing Dresden Gear, in prominent public places (Statue of Liberty, Great Wall of China, etc), or on Television (like in the background of the Today Show).

i'm so taking you up on that when my shirt gets here  8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BigMama on April 11, 2007, 03:13:31 PM
 ;D
Quote
My baby's all grown up and savin' China
One of my favorite all time lines, Priscellie. Love that dragon!
I like the idea of wearing the shirts in front of landmarks. We should start an album. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Claire on April 11, 2007, 03:59:33 PM
..someone in Dresden needs to wear a Dresden shirt
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 11, 2007, 05:34:03 PM
As I grew up in Dresden, TN, I find that amusing to no end.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on April 11, 2007, 06:24:33 PM
BigMama--I'll try to get a pic at some strange foreign landmark while I'm overseas this summer!  Of course, that is if I have the money and can get the shirt here on time...  I should ask---

HEYA FRED!  Do the shirts ship to APO AE addresses? ;D  I gotta go to bed otherwise I'd check...  It's always a pain to find out if they can or not, so I figure since you're running the shop, you might already know the answer.  Save some time, you know! ;)  Thanks!

SoulCatcher78--you HAVE to get a pic of you in a Dresden shirt at the city limit sign!  (If you have one--shirt or city sign!)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Bran_Stark on April 11, 2007, 11:53:01 PM
Here's one:
"Keep your inner psycoanalyst to your d@mned self."-Harry to Bob (Dead Beat)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on April 12, 2007, 04:54:59 AM
No idea, Sayessa.  Cafe Press is what runs the store, I just provide designs.  Sorry. :(
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on April 12, 2007, 08:23:28 AM
No idea, Sayessa.  Cafe Press is what runs the store, I just provide designs.  Sorry. :(

Nuts.  I'll have to look into it when I get home (at work now.)  Thanks though! :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 12, 2007, 01:52:04 PM

SoulCatcher78--you HAVE to get a pic of you in a Dresden shirt at the city limit sign!  (If you have one--shirt or city sign!)

Unfortunately I don't have the time for the 3.5 hour trip or I'd jump on that one, maybe I can find someone to send me a pic of the sign though.  *grumbles about stoopid work schedules*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Claire on April 12, 2007, 01:58:32 PM
SoulCatcher78-  Google works wonders.  See what I found!

http://www.cityofdresden.com/images/haveyouseendresden.jpg

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: trevalyn on April 12, 2007, 05:50:52 PM
Here's one:

Chlorofiend
Because calling it a "Plant Monster" sounds silly.

I would so buy that in an instant... and im thrilled because i have a bunch of friends birthdays coming up who i got into the dresden files.  T-shirts one and all!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Wolfy on April 12, 2007, 07:24:56 PM
If you could get the rights to it, I'd like a shirt with one of the cover art images of Harry and the "I'm in the book." speech at the end of Storm front.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 12, 2007, 08:24:23 PM
SoulCatcher78-  Google works wonders.  See what I found!

http://www.cityofdresden.com/images/haveyouseendresden.jpg



You're brilliant :hug:

Fred, we so need a hug emote!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 12, 2007, 08:28:25 PM
Wasn't there also a Dresden in Germany?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 12, 2007, 08:30:44 PM
Wasn't there also a Dresden in Germany?

and some of it's still there!

<--(not actually funny WWII reference...)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 13, 2007, 01:53:22 AM
and some of it's still there!

<--(not actually funny WWII reference...)

Ha!  I can top it..."The city was on fire and it wasn't my fault".

OK, maybe that was digging deeper rather than a topper.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Highlander_II on April 13, 2007, 03:28:29 AM
Fred - there's a whole collection of awesome quotes on that hat Jim's got! :)

"Pot, kettle, black, Harry" is one of my all-time faves... ;)


Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: dawnsister on April 13, 2007, 02:42:13 PM
Heh.  I *would* like to get a mcanally's pub design thrown together, but I'm not clear on where I wanna go with that.


I'm not real big on the Splatter design or the movie one for t-shirts- I'd really really
like a pub one!!  Could you please add Big Mama's design to the store???  Especially in a women's type t-shirt..

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: iago on April 13, 2007, 03:07:11 PM
I'm not real big on the Splatter design or the movie one for t-shirts- I'd really really
like a pub one!!  Could you please add Big Mama's design to the store???  Especially in a women's type t-shirt..

Send your design over to evilhat AT gmail DOT com, BigMama, and I'll take a look.  I've got a few possible directions to go with this as well.

(One thought: McAnally's -- Where Everybody Knows Your True Name)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on April 13, 2007, 03:19:31 PM
Send your design over to evilhat AT gmail DOT com, BigMama, and I'll take a look.  I've got a few possible directions to go with this as well.

(One thought: McAnally's -- Where Everybody Knows Your True Name)

at the beginning of this thread, Priscille suggested "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."

(Although I think it is is a Pub, rather than a Tavern...)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: The Doctor on April 13, 2007, 03:42:38 PM
Ha!  I can top it..."The city was on fire and it wasn't my fault".
*snicker*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: The Doctor on April 13, 2007, 03:44:03 PM
(One thought: McAnally's -- Where Everybody Knows Your True Name)
I very much like that shirt idea.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Priscellie on April 13, 2007, 05:06:48 PM
at the beginning of this thread, Priscellie suggested "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."

(Although I think it is is a Pub, rather than a Tavern...)

Yup!  It's a bit wordy for a t-shirt, but it makes me giggle incessantly whenever I think about it. :D


Ha!  I can top it..."The city was on fire and it wasn't my fault".

OK, maybe that was digging deeper rather than a topper.

Uh, it's funny until you consider that 25-30 thousand people were killed in two days?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 13, 2007, 06:27:34 PM
Uh, it's funny until you consider that 25-30 thousand people were killed in two days?

let alone the countless, irreplaceable artworks that were destroyed. 
it wasn't funny, shouldn'ta been said. 
no more Godwin now.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: ToddM326 on April 13, 2007, 06:31:27 PM
Yup!  It's a bit wordy for a t-shirt, but it makes me giggle incessantly whenever I think about it. :D

It would also probably require constant explaining to people who read the shirt.

And thank you for correcting my bad spelling of your UserID.  :-)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 14, 2007, 12:44:04 PM
*Hangs head in contrition*  To much caffiene and too little sleep make for bad judgement when posting. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mickey Finn on April 14, 2007, 03:27:24 PM
2x or 3x.

I lost weight and gained a shirt size. Silly shoulders.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BigMama on April 14, 2007, 04:02:59 PM
My shirt says, "McAnallys Pub" in really neat letters, below that is a stein with foam, and under that it says, "Where a Wizard Comes to Rest a Spell". It is on a black shirt in silver letters with the foam on the stein having a bit of bronze in it. It looks really awesome. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on April 15, 2007, 05:59:07 AM
2x or 3x.

I lost weight and gained a shirt size. Silly shoulders.

2x is about the same as a 22/24 and 3x is about the same as a 26/28.  At least, that's how it was when I was wearing those sizes :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sil76 on April 15, 2007, 06:42:23 AM
Slightly OT, but today at work, I got a great little idea (purely for fun, not profit) -- unpacking t-shirts for the shop I work at, I ran across one that has Tinkerbelle, looking slightly peeved, on the front, and just says "I didn't do it" on the back of one shoulder.  It totally screams for "I don't believe in faeries!!" to be added to it! ;D

Chortled the rest of the afternoon just thinking about it.... ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 15, 2007, 07:49:34 AM
I hate to be a wet blanket, but I was slightly offended by the Easter shirt. Offended isn't always bad, though.

Anyway, I thought a good shirt design would be to have a wind up duck on the front and on the back have a saying about the duck being able to find things or whatever.

Edit: I'd also like to have a shirt (despite getting annoyed by its constant use in book 2 and 3) that says "Hell's Bells" on it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CarolM on April 15, 2007, 09:45:19 AM
I hate to be a wet blanket, but I was slightly offended by the Easter shirt. Offended isn't always bad, though.

Anyway, I thought a good shirt design would be to have a wind up duck on the front and on the back have a saying about the duck being able to find things or whatever.

Edit: I'd also like to have a shirt (despite getting annoyed by its constant use in book 2 and 3) that says "Hell's Bells" on it.
I wasn't offended, hey it took them 2000 years to find it, and after that time gap it might have been the original owner of the tomb's body anyway. Presumably he did eventually use it for it's original purpose? ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 15, 2007, 01:11:02 PM
Mmm...Good point.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 15, 2007, 09:13:22 PM
Anyway, I thought a good shirt design would be to have a wind up duck on the front and on the back have a saying about the duck being able to find things or whatever.

how about "Trust the duck."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 15, 2007, 09:44:23 PM
Haha! Now why didn't I think of that? That's good, though. I'd love to have that shirt.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 16, 2007, 04:10:00 PM
how about "Trust the duck."

Brilliant!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 16, 2007, 04:40:23 PM
The last time that I was at Disney World, about 14 months ago, I was looking at buying a Donald Duck hockey jersey (since my wife and I are hockey fans).

The first jersey I tried on was a XL, and it fit great, but the sleeves were too short (think mid forearm).

The second jersey was a little bit too big, but it had the exact same problem with the too-short-sleeves.

So I asked a salesperson why they were all like this.  Her answer:

"That's how Donald's sleeves are."

http://www.hockeytop.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?products_id=239 (http://www.hockeytop.co.uk/shop/product_info.php?products_id=239)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 17, 2007, 04:17:13 AM
That sucks man, but I don't understand what that has to do with anything...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 17, 2007, 01:22:56 PM
That sucks man, but I don't understand what that has to do with anything...

I thought it went along with the "Trust the duck".  I guess not.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 17, 2007, 01:50:36 PM
That's what I thought, but I don't remember Donald ever being windup.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 17, 2007, 04:20:56 PM
That's what I thought, but I don't remember Donald ever being windup.

You win. I should not have put it there.  Feel better now?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 17, 2007, 06:11:31 PM
Not really.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 17, 2007, 07:34:33 PM
good.  Then I can resume ignoring your posts and discussing the books.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on April 17, 2007, 08:08:20 PM
Guys.

Both of you.

Grow the fuck up.

Now.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CarolM on April 17, 2007, 08:25:04 PM
Meanwhile, talking about Dresden wear, there's a T shirt shop by me and I was thinking about getting a T made with the advert from yellow pages  on the front and 
Quote
The Dresden Files
on the back, as I can't see any for sale and certainly not in England, do you think Jim would sue? I guess there's more chance of that happening if he reads this, but he'd still have to find me to sue me :D.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mickey Finn on April 17, 2007, 08:59:50 PM
As I understand it, if you make one FOR YOURSELF, there's no copyright violation.

Iago's got legal permission to do this.

BTW,
"I guess there's more chance of that happening if he reads this, but he'd still have to find me to sue me ." was a joke, but it's akin to yelling FIRE in a movie theater....

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 17, 2007, 10:01:55 PM
Guys.

Both of you.

Grow the fuck up.

Now.

Sorry. I do apologize for my behavior.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BigMama on April 17, 2007, 10:12:49 PM
I also have a shirt that has "Remember the Seven Laws:" and then a listing of the laws. It came out neat also.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on April 17, 2007, 10:16:08 PM
Sigh.

Quote
Dear Shopkeeper,

Over this past weekend we experienced a redundant system failure that resulted in the corruption of a number of images, deeming many unprintable. Essentially, this means that an image server and its backup both failed, and Shopkeeper images were potentially damaged.

Unfortunately, one or more of your images are affected. We are currently working to restore images, and in the meantime you’ll notice that some of your designs show as pended* in your media basket, and are not salable within your stores or in the Marketplace.

Over the next few days we will be removing the pending* status from images as they’re fixed. Our goal is to restore as many as possible, and we anticipate knowing the full results of our work later in the week. We will send a follow-up email to report our status at that time.

We apologize for the inconvenience, and thank you for your patience.

Sincerely,
CafePress

I believe this means all the recent designs are currently out of commission.

If someone notices that they're back up -- or if a week passes and they're not back -- please post here so I can remember to go bust some heads.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 17, 2007, 10:22:26 PM
I recently decided that I want a shirt that says something to the effects of "Warning: Black Magic can result in death by poultry" or "Black Court Vampires Weakness: Sunlight, religious symbols, falling poultry."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 18, 2007, 12:12:25 AM
I also have a shirt that has "Remember the Seven Laws:" and then a listing of the laws. It came out neat also.

How much does it cost to make one shirt?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 18, 2007, 08:57:42 AM
I've had a shirt made by Cafepress before and last I remember it's somewhere between $17 and $22 for a plain white tee. More for changing the color or design.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: eviladam on April 18, 2007, 09:50:11 AM
I hate to be a wet blanket, but I was slightly offended by the Easter shirt. Offended isn't always bad, though.

Anyway, I thought a good shirt design would be to have a wind up duck on the front and on the back have a saying about the duck being able to find things or whatever.

Edit: I'd also like to have a shirt (despite getting annoyed by its constant use in book 2 and 3) that says "Hell's Bells" on it.

This isn't even a shirt idea really, but this post and a recent comment I heard made on Easter about it being "the day God raised to cadburry bunny from the dead."

I'm sure this would be misunderstood but I've thought of a tattoo of Jesus in an EasterBunny suit (head off and laying on the ground) cruciufed with a banner that says "In Cadbury we trust."

I mean this not in any sacrilidgeous way. Just my statement about what Easter is supposed ot be about, and what it's become about.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mickey Finn on April 18, 2007, 02:26:22 PM
Sigh.

I believe this means all the recent designs are currently out of commission.

If someone notices that they're back up -- or if a week passes and they're not back -- please post here so I can remember to go bust some heads.

Woo! My girlfriend now has a LIMMITED  EDITION  Inspected by Bob thong!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ToddM326 on April 18, 2007, 05:19:38 PM
Woo! My girlfriend now has a LIMMITED  EDITION  Inspected by Bob thong!

Can we get pictures of that?   ;D

(just kidding)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 18, 2007, 06:47:13 PM
This isn't even a shirt idea really, but this post and a recent comment I heard made on Easter about it being "the day God raised to cadburry bunny from the dead."

I'm sure this would be misunderstood but I've thought of a tattoo of Jesus in an EasterBunny suit (head off and laying on the ground) cruciufed with a banner that says "In Cadbury we trust."

I mean this not in any sacrilidgeous way. Just my statement about what Easter is supposed ot be about, and what it's become about.

Actually, that's pretty funny, but unfortunately, I don't think many Christians would accept it without an explination.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CarolM on April 18, 2007, 07:20:21 PM
Glares at eviladam, but I did smile too.
I think you meant sacrilegious, unless that's another word spelt differently in the US. ;D
Not to mention the real sacrilege, you mean Cadburys, unless the first spelling was a joke.
I can take jokes about my God, having seen us humans I reckon He must have a sense of humour Himself ;D, but to spell Cadbury's incorrectly. :o
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SoulCatcher78 on April 19, 2007, 02:50:32 AM
Glares at eviladam, but I did smile too.
I think you meant sacrilegious, unless that's another word spelt differently in the US. ;D
Not to mention the real sacrilege, you mean Cadburys, unless the first spelling was a joke.
I can take jokes about my God, having seen us humans I reckon He must have a sense of humour Himself ;D, but to spell Cadbury's incorrectly. :o

God has a sense of humor...a prime example being the platypus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tech L. Me on April 19, 2007, 04:48:51 AM
I had a custom t-shirt made for myself and my brother as a Christmas present, they turned out rather well if I do say so myself. If I had a digital camera, I'd take a picture of myself in it, but I don't so I can't :(

front:
If You Need A Cop...Call 9-11
If You Need A Miracle Call...

back:
Harry Dresden – Wizard
Lost items found. Paranormal Investigations.
Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
No Love Potions, Endless Purses, or
Other Entertainment.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 19, 2007, 06:31:28 AM
Glares at eviladam, but I did smile too.
I think you meant sacrilegious, unless that's another word spelt differently in the US. ;D
Not to mention the real sacrilege, you mean Cadburys, unless the first spelling was a joke.
I can take jokes about my God, having seen us humans I reckon He must have a sense of humour Himself ;D, but to spell Cadbury's incorrectly. :o

Ha. You have a weird sense of priorities.

Too many good shirt ideas, too little money.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: PiraticalThought on April 19, 2007, 07:10:12 AM
I had a custom t-shirt made for myself and my brother as a Christmas present, they turned out rather well if I do say so myself. If I had a digital camera, I'd take a picture of myself in it, but I don't so I can't :(

front:
If You Need A Cop...Call 9-11
If You Need A Miracle Call...

back:
Harry Dresden – Wizard
Lost items found. Paranormal Investigations.
Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
No Love Potions, Endless Purses, or
Other Entertainment.

Now, see, that one I really like.

I think there ought to be a few different McAnally's designs, personally. It seems as though there are a lot of pubs out there that make a bunch of t-shirt designs, although at the moment the only one that springs to mind is Primanti Bros. (Hard Rock and Planet Hollywood, too, but I digress.)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on April 20, 2007, 03:36:24 AM
I wore my Splatter Con!!! shirt to work today... one of the guys I work with said, "Where is THAT held?  Can I go this year, too?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on April 20, 2007, 03:54:28 AM
I wore my Splatter Con!!! shirt to work today... one of the guys I work with said, "Where is THAT held?  Can I go this year, too?"

*laughs* That's awesome!  Mwaha, Jim, Fred, and I have created a monster.  Mostly Jim. :D

Any chance you'll post a picture of yourself showing off your new J-B.com gear?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on April 20, 2007, 04:02:16 AM
*laughs* That's awesome!  Mwaha, Jim, Fred, and I have created a monster.  Mostly Jim. :D

Any chance you'll post a picture of yourself showing off your new J-B.com gear?

Yes.  I intend on getting pictures at comic con.  Before july?  Maybe not :P

Shaun's response to my friend's question?  "Tickets are $8, good forever, and the con is open whenever you'd like to visit."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on April 20, 2007, 02:27:19 PM
I have an idea for a shirt that requires more talent than I have artistically, and is somewhat White Night Spoilerish (it gives away one of my favorite funnies).

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SwordofCharity on April 22, 2007, 02:21:45 AM
Sorry for posting late in this discussion, but I have a couple of thoughts.
I'd like to do something with the whole "Blackstaff" title.

I also like the quote about t-rex's not cornering well--that's a fun one,

And I think a Charity-themed shirt might be fun. What do you think? Any ideas?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: *Lady Disappearing Act * on April 22, 2007, 02:11:51 PM

And I think a Charity-themed shirt might be fun. What do you think? Any ideas?


i'm a second grade teacher, and earlier in the school year i had the kids do a whole unit on fables, at the end of which they wrote their own.  my favorite fable was about a household of small animals of some variety who were told by their mother, "While I am gone, do not open the door, because the big wolf is in the forest."  naturally, when she leaves and the kids hear a knock at the door, they open it.  and they all get eaten. 
Moral:  Listen to Your Mom.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: lasciel on April 22, 2007, 03:08:25 PM
*eyes SplatterCon!!! tshirt* *eyes non existant bank balance* *eyes rapidly approaching pay day* *eyes t-shirt again*

I WANT I WANT I WANT!

Now to figure out price of shipping to UK and, if any,  import taxes...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: icarus on April 26, 2007, 08:50:47 PM
I have a new one

On the front: "Love killed the dinosaurs."
Back: "Harry Dresden brings them back."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sûlien on April 28, 2007, 09:29:45 AM
My vote goes with "... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." on the front, with The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher on the back.

Also, can we get hats and buttons made available as well, pretty please?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on April 28, 2007, 01:50:59 PM
My vote goes with "... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face." on the front, with The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher on the back.

Also, can we get hats and buttons made available as well, pretty please?

Buttons are already available at Wizards Harry (http://www.wizardsharry.com/shoppe.html), Jim's sister's site.  I have a button with the quote you mentioned on my purse!

Though I know CafePress does buttons, and I would absolutely love a SplatterCon!!! button...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sûlien on April 28, 2007, 06:03:59 PM
Buttons are already available at Wizards Harry (http://www.wizardsharry.com/shoppe.html), Jim's sister's site.  I have a button with the quote you mentioned on my purse!

Though I know CafePress does buttons, and I would absolutely love a SplatterCon!!! button...

Thanks muchly!  *scampers off to the Wizards Harry site*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 28, 2007, 06:22:16 PM
Wait...his sister's site or his site's sister site?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on April 28, 2007, 06:56:21 PM
The site belonging to Jim Butcher's sister, Julie.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ghoulfish on April 28, 2007, 09:08:20 PM
When she posted on this forum i thought she was a scammer  :'(

(I'm still sorry)
Shirt ideas:

I never counted on starring in my own personal zombi movie

Harry Dresden is in the house
protect your cell phones
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: lizardgirl on April 28, 2007, 10:06:09 PM
and perhaps for couples out there, if it hasn't already been mentioned ;)....

"you do not understand his true torment."



lg

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Nox on April 29, 2007, 06:44:43 AM
Quote
I recently decided that I want a shirt that says something to the effects of "Warning: Black Magic can result in death by poultry" or "Black Court Vampires Weakness: Sunlight, religious symbols, falling poultry."

I want one too. Or how about,

On the front-

How to kill Blampires:
1. Sunlight
2. Holy Water
3. A frozen turkey at terminal velocity.

and on the back-

(Blampires?)

The Dresden Files--By Jim Butcher


That would be great. Also, somewhere in there is an awesome "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" joke.

Edited to add: I would totally buy a
(click to show/hide)
Because that idea is made of funny.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Claire on April 30, 2007, 08:27:56 PM
I was rereading Proven Guilty last night and came across this quote.

I'm thinking black t-shirt with a large sword across it.  Then, under it, it says "Have sword, will travel."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on April 30, 2007, 10:09:38 PM
"You're never too old to ride a dinosaur...brought back to life by magic."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mickey Finn on May 02, 2007, 12:34:05 PM
I have a new one

On the front: "Love killed the dinosaurs."
Back: "Harry Dresden brings them back."

I love this one.

And it's been awhile since Heathers was released, so I think copyright might not be an issue ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: seiscat on May 11, 2007, 10:34:24 PM
So, is there some place to buy these or is it still me and my iron-ons?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 14, 2007, 03:17:54 AM
So, is there some place to buy these or is it still me and my iron-ons?

You can buy a SplatterCon!!! shirt here (http://www.cafeshops.com/splattercon) and a "The movie of my life must be really low-budget" shirt here (http://www.cafeshops.com/lowbudgetmovie)!  The full Jim shop is here (http://www.jim-butcher.com/store/).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: firedragon on May 15, 2007, 03:37:01 PM

*briefly mourns the loss of a nonexistent "The bag is devoid of cats" shirt*

I'm better now. :)


i thought  one of those cloth carry bags with "devoid of cats" printed on it would be cute.

i REALLY want a shirt with the paranoia quote on it.

i like the inspected by bob ones but i'd rather it have it as a camisol with "inspected by bob" in the  front and the skull in the back.  in something bigger than a size 12.  they dont fit in a 12  :'(
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: lizardgirl on May 15, 2007, 06:06:36 PM

i like the inspected by bob ones but i'd rather it have it as a camisol with "inspected by bob" in the  front and the skull in the back.  in something bigger than a size 12.  they dont fit in a 12  :'(

i like this idea a lot.  ;D  it definitely captures a bit of the spirit in which bob was written.  i love that a 'spirit of intellect' is totally pre-occupied with se....other things.

lg
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Amber on May 18, 2007, 12:30:53 AM
i thought  one of those cloth carry bags with "devoid of cats" printed on it would be cute.


That is BRILLIANT!  Want!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on May 18, 2007, 03:37:19 PM
i thought  one of those cloth carry bags with "devoid of cats" printed on it would be cute.

Unfortunately, that's a TV quote, and therefore the property of SciFi and not Jim.  Bummer!  Someone make Iron-ons for us, PLEEEEAASE!!  That's too hilarious not to do!!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 18, 2007, 04:02:43 PM
(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

I have a very good friend in Cleveland who has a fairy maid.

He's very nice to her children, too.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 18, 2007, 04:10:18 PM
http://www.cafepress.com/lowbudgetmovie

YAY!! I love this one!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 18, 2007, 04:26:47 PM
Wish we could use Pricille's signature but I'm guessing that the royalty cost to Ebay would be prohibitive.

*sigh*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 18, 2007, 04:36:45 PM
I also have a shirt that has "Remember the Seven Laws:" and then a listing of the laws. It came out neat also.

I would buy that.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Zarina on May 19, 2007, 12:47:29 AM
Blood Rites - Don't know if anyone has these or not :)

"Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated."
"Chocolate - It's multipurpose equipment."
"Nothing says flattery like a gun to the head."
"Your inner Neanderthal is pounding his chest."
"My little voice is some kind of psycho."
"Ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 19, 2007, 02:08:25 AM
"My little voice is some kind of psycho."

I think all of those are great, but this one in particular... well, I don't care who you are.... that's funny!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: seiscat on May 19, 2007, 09:18:36 PM
I'm looking for a little clarification here. If we enter CafePress or Amazon.com from the Jim Store, does the site get referral profits from anything we buy on those sites or just the items we click on to move there?

I.e., if I pass thru to Amazon and buy WN, then a set of Botanic Garden dishes, will the site get referral profits for both items? Same on CafePress, if I buy a Splattercon T and then a custom mug or T, will the site get referral profits for both items?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ghoulfish on May 20, 2007, 04:20:53 AM
I found one

I voted for bush and all i got was this free t-shirt

(as for your question i have no clue)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on May 20, 2007, 07:11:39 AM
I'm looking for a little clarification here. If we enter CafePress or Amazon.com from the Jim Store, does the site get referral profits from anything we buy on those sites or just the items we click on to move there?

All above-the-cost-of-producing-the-item royalties from the site-affiliated CafePress store sales go to support the site.

Clicking through from the jim-butcher.com store on any amazon link means that referral credit goes to the site's amazon associate account, which I use to support the site.

Quote
I.e., if I pass thru to Amazon and buy WN, then a set of Botanic Garden dishes, will the site get referral profits for both items?

It should, if I understand how it works, yes.

Quote
Same on CafePress, if I buy a Splattercon T and then a custom mug or T, will the site get referral profits for both items?

Not if the custom mug or T is from a non site-affiliated store... if I understand how it works. :)

Fred
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Divinity on May 20, 2007, 09:18:11 AM
While the quotes are a good idea...I'm rather partial to things with graphics :D

The McAnally's Pub and the Blue Beetle ideas seem good.  I also think the one with the Laws is AWESOME.  Anyway that the dude who made one for himself could send the design to iago?

I like the idea about having a contest thing on DeviantArt.

I bought Priscellie's SplatterCon!!! t-shirt.  I'll have to try to get a picture of me wearing it at Old Faithful or another famous place like that.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Bob_is_my_copilot on May 24, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
I like the Spattercon, McAnallay's pub, and the fairy maid service ideas.  I would totally buy the fairy maid service one.  It's just too cute NOT too.  I also like the quote ideas too.

You guys are brilliant.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dawnsister on May 24, 2007, 07:17:03 PM
Buttons are already available at Wizards Harry (http://www.wizardsharry.com/shoppe.html), Jim's sister's site.  I have a button with the quote you mentioned on my purse!

Though I know CafePress does buttons, and I would absolutely love a SplatterCon!!! button...


I think I was on Katie MacAlister's forums a couple weeks ago, and someone said they found a site that had Dresden and Harry Potter charms.  I told her that she'd found Jim's sister's site.  :0) 

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dawnsister on May 24, 2007, 07:20:46 PM
All above-the-cost-of-producing-the-item royalties from the site-affiliated CafePress store sales go to support the site.

Clicking through from the jim-butcher.com store on any amazon link means that referral credit goes to the site's amazon associate account, which I use to support the site.

It should, if I understand how it works, yes.

Not if the custom mug or T is from a non site-affiliated store... if I understand how it works. :)

Fred


Fred - Just because I'm a continuous pain the tush on this - did you get to see Big Mama's  "McAnallys Pub" design after the crash or whatever they had on cafe press?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on May 24, 2007, 07:37:24 PM
Fred - Just because I'm a continuous pain the tush on this - did you get to see Big Mama's  "McAnallys Pub" design after the crash or whatever they had on cafe press?

I did get to see it, just haven't had time to do anything. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: seiscat on May 25, 2007, 10:04:46 PM
I'm lookin' good in my Splatter Con T!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 25, 2007, 10:07:29 PM
I'm lookin' good in my Splatter Con T!

care to add any photo-licious goodness? (sorry, my fark is showing.)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: seiscat on May 25, 2007, 11:54:33 PM
care to add any photo-licious goodness? (sorry, my fark is showing.)

hah! I'm also looking fat in my Splatter Con T.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 26, 2007, 12:26:04 AM
hah! I'm also looking fat in my Splatter Con T.

LOL - ok, fine.  ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Divinity on May 27, 2007, 02:05:45 AM
I got my SplatterCon!!! shirt in the mail yesterday, so I wore it today =)

I'm going on a trip to Yellowstone and Glacier National Parks, so maybe I'll get a couple pictures with the shirt on while I'm there.  If I do I'll be sure to post the pictures here.

Edit: I forgot the !!! :O
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Evergrey on May 28, 2007, 07:05:59 AM
I need to buy that baseball style t-shirt with Harry's picture and "My name is Harry Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk" etc. on the front.

I dunno if anyone mentioned this yet, but I'd like to see a shirt with Harry in action that said "Don't mess with a wizard while he's wizarding" on it. That's been one of my favorite lines so far.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on June 01, 2007, 10:57:36 PM
I came across a couple from Proven Guilty sofar that I want:

Helltart

and

Come on! Bring on the doom, already!

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Hope on June 02, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
As I am now reading the series for the third time to collect quotes but am only done with Storm Front--no opinion yet there.  Would really like a t-shirt but I hate white.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ghoulfish on June 05, 2007, 11:13:16 PM
I came across a couple from Proven Guilty sofar that I want:

Helltart

and

Come on! Bring on the doom, already!



I vote for: Come on! Bring on the doom, already

Its just such a happy quote - if I wear it I can be the crazy person with a "the end is nigh" poster
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spectacular Sameth on June 06, 2007, 02:30:30 AM
Slightly off topic...

At A-kon they were advertising a horror convention and if I'm not too scared to go to it (because I don't want anyone bringing evil things from the screen and nevernever) I was planning on buying a Splattercon shirt for it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Morgana leFay on June 30, 2007, 07:00:16 PM
How about a pic of a buxom babe (Elaine?) with the logo "Is that your staff, or are you glad to see me?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: skulls apprentice on July 22, 2007, 03:22:51 AM
Front: Grab my staff?
Back: Uh... the literal one
my favorite quote of any book ever
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: jcwoodring on August 16, 2007, 10:01:56 PM
I'm trying to remember the quote from Grave Peril with Michael and whole bunch of Vampires.  "Thou shalt no mess with the Fist of God."  I laughed out loud.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: hkjakkie on August 17, 2007, 01:03:27 AM
Quotes...I love that line also about  "The building is on fire..." This is where I try so not to kick myself. I am
working to rebuild by Butcher account.  I have said before when I told my co-workers about the TDF and
quoted that line...they all laughed. I see you asked about this in March but I definitely vote for the great
line...although the fairy line sounds great. I admit I want everything.
Jackie
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sûlien on August 17, 2007, 01:43:39 AM
Another one I'd like to see is "age is always advancing and I’m fairly sure it’s up to no good."  That line is brilliant.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Corpsetaker on August 19, 2007, 12:25:25 AM
Hmmm shirt quotes/references... ( I'll warn you that my quotes are limited due to the loss of the first 7 books >:(  ) Lets see I'd like a nice dark green shirt that says "Chlorofiend Removal Service" or alternately "Chlorofiend Exterminators" on it. lol As far as quotes:
1. Front - "Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of indictment past, present, and future." Back - "They will teach you the true meaning of 'you are still a scumbag criminal.'"
2. Front - Picture of Harry's Staff Back-"This end towards Enemy"
3. Front - EX 22:18 Back - "Ladies and Gentleman, we have a serial killer."

Well that's all I've got so far. Hopefully after I've rebuilt my collection I'll have some better ones.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: jcwoodring on August 20, 2007, 08:59:30 PM
How about this one for the Mister fans.  "I don't believe in the use of recreational drugs."- - - Say no to Catnip!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Euterpe on August 29, 2007, 11:21:34 AM
I think one of my favorite Dresden-ism for the whole series so far (and I could have the line slightly off, but I think this was how it went):

Lara: Mr. Dresden, I underestimated you.
Harry: Don't feel bad. I mean, I just look so stupid.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Evergrey on September 03, 2007, 07:35:43 AM
Whilst reading Proven Guilty, I thought of a shirt with a comic book cover style action piece of art on the front with Harry and most, if not all, of his allies and big comic book style text would read "Go Team Dresden!"

Another that might be better suited for the ladies is a shirt that says "Coiffure Cup" on the front and on the back it could say "Ask for Thomas." Or maybe the back could say "Ask for Toe-moss" or "Ask for Thomas (Toe-moss)." Something along those lines.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Vigor on September 05, 2007, 02:27:29 AM
1. Front - "Tonight you will be visited by three spirits, the ghosts of indictment past, present, and future." Back - "They will teach you the true meaning of 'you are still a scumbag criminal.'"

Hey, Christmas presents for my Congressmen.  I like.

Bill
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Lisa™ on September 05, 2007, 10:27:32 PM
How about something that ties to McAnally's?

"McAnally's Pub - Best Beer, Steak Sandwiches, & Lemonade in Chicago.  Neutral Ground Since 1974"  (I'm guessing the year)

Damn, I'm hungry now. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Fyrchick on September 16, 2007, 01:58:20 PM
I REALLY want one that has

"Murphyonic Field Generator" on the front

and "KEEP BACK 500 feet" on the back




Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Thomassexyvamp on October 11, 2007, 04:02:16 PM
I want his shirt  Easter is caunciled they found the body. Also it would be funny to have a shirt with the rules of fiary world
1)don't eat anything
2)don't drink anything
ect.

and on the back Property of Queen Mab
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Miharu on October 11, 2007, 05:45:45 PM
We need one of those shirts that says "Everything I need to know about life I can learn from Harry Dresden." and then a list of quotes on how to deal with things.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on October 11, 2007, 05:48:10 PM
I have one of those based on Star Trek TNG. A Dresden one would be GREAT!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Half man-half amazing on January 10, 2008, 04:25:38 AM
Well I was thinking something along the lines of: "There is the good, there is the bad, and theres Harry Dresden." with Pix of the good people/things in Harrys life on his right, harry in the middle, and the pix of the bad People/things on his left.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Desdemona on January 10, 2008, 05:37:43 AM
I was looking at the store today, and saw the "Inspected by BOB" t-shirts and thong and stuff, and had what I thought was the cutest idea. 

I wear the "cheerleading" sweatpants that band around the knees and have print on the butt.  The pair I'm wearing now reads "Sexyback" but I'd KILL to have a pair that say "Inspected by Bob" on the butt.

Ladies, with me!?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 10, 2008, 08:44:46 AM
I'm in!   ;D ;D ;D

In fact, I might just make up a pair here at home for private use.... although with the hubby leaving for a 2 month haul Friday, it might not go over too well! LOL
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Morgana leFay on January 15, 2008, 04:00:54 PM
I'm with Desdemona! 8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ShadowLobo6 on January 18, 2008, 01:42:51 PM
I would like to put the quote from blood rites. front: "Nothing says flattery like a gun" and the back: "aint that the god's own turth"
or
Whats the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Black Armos on February 24, 2008, 07:41:09 PM
I am sorry if this has been asked but there are 24 pages in this thread.  Is there going to be a "McAnally's Pub" shirt?  That would be great.  If so, sign me up for two!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Al on April 03, 2008, 02:57:28 PM
Whats the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?

I.
Love.
This.
Quote. ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Tribblechomper on April 08, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
I have a very good friend in Cleveland who has a fairy maid.

He's very nice to her children, too.

The fact that your friend told you about having a fairy maid...doesn't that invalidate their maid service, according to the non-discussion of fairy maid service rule?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dawnsister on April 09, 2008, 12:30:41 AM
I found one

I voted for bush and all i got was this free t-shirt

(as for your question i have no clue)


I have to say, that I love your Icon!!  As a huge Browncoat - that has to be the best gorram' thing I have ever seen.  My two friends and I watch tv all the time, and constantly go "TRAP!"  Just did it with Torchwood and some of their eps this season.. classic.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkullOne on April 09, 2008, 12:59:55 AM
I really like the whole faerie maid service idea. I would buy one of those. Definitely.

I also like the opening from Death Masks:

Front: Some thing's judst aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Wizards and television.

Back: The Dresden Files.

Or, hell. A t-shirt that says Blackstaff of the White Council.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 09, 2008, 01:41:41 AM
I really like the whole faerie maid service idea. I would buy one of those. Definitely.

I also like the opening from Death Masks:

Front: Some thing's judst aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Wizards and television.

Back: The Dresden Files.


I think that one takes on even more significance since the show was cancelled. Harry's too good for tv... really!

Heh - as far as my friend's fairy maid goes, I guess the rule holds true. Since then said friend and hubby are splitsville and she no longer requires maidservice in her new, smaller home.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkullOne on April 09, 2008, 01:48:44 AM
Hell's Bells, I forgot about the tv show being cancelled. The irony. Sorry about your friend. Never should have talked about the faerie service.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 09, 2008, 01:50:24 AM
Hell's Bells, I forgot about the tv show being cancelled. The irony. Sorry about your friend. Never should have talked about the faerie service.

She'll know better next time! LOL
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkullOne on April 09, 2008, 01:55:52 AM
LOL. The some poster said before thee, "First rule about faerie maid service, DON'T TALK about faerie maid service!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: wolfsru on April 10, 2008, 07:55:36 PM
k 1st time posting and now about half way through small favor but this is a shirt for someone who resembles Murphey.       Tiny on the front          But Fierce   on the back
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 10, 2008, 08:25:59 PM
I swear, I'm going to get a jacket with that embroidered on it.... heheh
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Wolfhowls on April 10, 2008, 09:46:58 PM
I swear, I'm going to get a jacket with that embroidered on it.... heheh

You need to
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: jaws42 on April 11, 2008, 02:59:16 AM
Merlin, eat your heart out

 8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkullOne on April 12, 2008, 02:33:54 AM
I'm quite surprised that Harry hasn't made mentioned about the 'other' Harry. I wonder what his thoughts on the book/character would be. He'd probabaly call him a poser. *Raises fist* "Represent."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 21, 2008, 03:51:13 PM
Saw a great one at Union Station in DC. IT said, "By reading this shirt, you have given me brief control of your mind."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: thelordbeans on May 08, 2008, 12:55:27 AM
I would get one of the shirts 'cause I love the "Conjure it by your own risk" quote, but I don't like the guy's face.

Other shirts I'd want:

Harry Dresden:
You always a wiseass?
No, sometimes I'm asleep.
+quips Dresden throws when facing danger
or
"Ow ow ow! It hurts to be this good!"

Thomas:
Cain quote on one side, any cocky quote by Thomas on the other

Murphy:
Tiny, but fierce

Fairies:
Toot-toot quotes on one side, Mab quotes on the other

I'm quite surprised that Harry hasn't made mentioned about the 'other' Harry. I wonder what his thoughts on the book/character would be. He'd probabaly call him a poser. *Raises fist* "Represent."

haha nice

or how about this shirt:
wizardry job description
flirt with sexy women
create exciting fireworks
be infuriatingly arrogance when you've figured out something no one else has
and have your ass handed to you by every demon that comes through town
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: villavillain on May 08, 2008, 01:56:21 AM
k 1st time posting and now about half way through small favor but this is a shirt for someone who resembles Murphey.       Tiny on the front          But Fierce   on the back

I would TOTALLY buy that for my daughter, Chloe!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: wolfsru on June 04, 2008, 09:02:33 PM
this one has been posted before but i have an idea of how the shirt should look with it on the front you have "In the Name of the Pizza Lord CHARGE!!!!"     then on the back have a picture of either just toot toot in his battle gear  or a picture of him and a bunch of his little army in their battle gear with him leading them
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: cooldude76 on June 15, 2008, 08:45:47 PM
"Maidens rescued, enchantments broken, villains unmasked, unicorns protected."

from the Vignette on the site. I like it, maybe some kind of retort from it on the back?

or

...... needs to get my books....
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Esperacchius on July 06, 2008, 01:45:55 AM
Does the Storm Front specify a color of the Tshirt Harry wears that says "Easter's been cancelled. They found the body"?  Kuz I think I'll make that one!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: bookivore on July 08, 2008, 12:34:18 AM
On the front,

How about Harry in his bathrobe and stole, surrounded by wizards in their black robes

"Hey, I'm supposed to wear a robe.  We all are."

or how about

"You said the whole swill-spouting pack of lollygagging skunkwallows could transform one another into clams, for all you cared."

On the back, something like,

"The White Council.  Love, respect, and magic-cutting head-chopping swords."



Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ShadowLobo6 on July 08, 2008, 10:41:54 AM


"The White Council.  Love, respect, and magic-cutting head-chopping swords."

I like this one very much like the white council
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 10, 2008, 02:20:00 AM
gahh dresden is so quotable. i think something about the gruffs might be in order like bobs "you just got your ass handed to you by a nursery rhyme". or the soul thing "you mortals are always to tuchy about souls it'll grow back" or maybe like a shirt like the army ones that are just gray and say "WARDEN" on the front and "Blood Doesn't Stain The Wardens Cloak" on the back if any one can think of a better back quote about them then use it. or i like this one personally "hands off the fist of god" when he's at bianca's party if any one remebers that. ummm what else i know i got to many ideas here, maybe like a picture of one of the runes Ms. Gard uses and Monoc Securities on the back or maybe the other way around. and maybe ones that say Summer, Winter, and Wyldfae on them. oh maybe one thats like CPD on it and says Murphy on the back and "Tiny But Fierce " underneath (Sanya says this about Murphy in Small Favors) or maybe just SI on the back "when things go bump in the night" (i know it's overused but still). hmmm also maybe a shit for the Alphas. and the Za Lords Guard (with a pair of crossed box cutters and pizza or death on it) well this should be enough for now. please tell me what u think
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 10, 2008, 02:40:25 AM
All great ideas, AWB. Welcome to the boards!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 10, 2008, 05:26:06 AM
thank you much, it is an honor to present my humble ideas. personally i'd like to see the warden one
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 15, 2008, 03:08:33 AM
http://www.customink.com/designs/warden/8711191-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/warden/8711191-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
Warden Shirt
http://www.customink.com/designs/knightofcr/8711224-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/knightofcr/8711224-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
Knight Of The Cross
http://www.customink.com/designs/monocsecur/8711265-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/monocsecur/8711265-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
Monoc Securities
http://www.customink.com/designs/murphycpd/8711278-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/murphycpd/8711278-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
Murphy, Tiny But Fierce
http://www.customink.com/designs/zalordsgua/8711328-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/zalordsgua/8711328-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
Za Lords Guard
http://www.customink.com/designs/si/8711353-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design (http://www.customink.com/designs/si/8711353-1596928?cm_ven=hotlink&cm_cat=2&cm_pla=Body_txt&cm_ite=design)
S.I.
Ok so these are all first drafts, tell me what you think. no i do not have the money to order them, nor do i intend to take orders if someone else wants to make and sell them fine, but i would ask that i get one of each of them please? thanks
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heretic on July 15, 2008, 04:40:10 PM
I love 'em!  I think my favorite is the Za Lord's Guard.  Unfortunately, I'm not up for any new purchases at this time, darn it.

Just one quick, admittedly nitpicky, comment.  There should be an apostrophe a comma in the phrase, "Blood does not stain the Warden's cloak")

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on July 15, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
I love 'em!  I think my favorite is the Za Lord's Guard.  Unfortunately, I'm not up for any new purchases at this time, darn it.

Just one quick, admittedly nitpicky, comment.  There should be a comma in the phrase, "Blood does not stain the Warden's cloak")



Just one nitpicky comment in return--it's an apostrophe, not a comma. :D

, <--comma.  ' <--apostrophe.

That ends our punctuation lesson for today. ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: wolfsru on July 15, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
I WOULD ADD EITHER A PICTURE OF TOOT TOOT OR A PICTURE OF A PIZZA BOX WITH PIXIE FOOT PRINTS ON IT
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 15, 2008, 08:26:21 PM
Apparently, Wolfsru is quite emphatic about the fact. Better do it. NOW!  ;) :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heretic on July 15, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
Just one nitpicky comment in return--it's an apostrophe, not a comma. :D

, <--comma.  ' <--apostrophe.

That ends our punctuation lesson for today. ;D

Quite right - that's what I get for fixing punctuation.   ;D ;D 8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on July 15, 2008, 10:44:39 PM
As a five nothing, blonde, blue-eyed girl of Irish heritage, I am pretty partial to the "Tiny, but fierce" shirt;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on July 15, 2008, 11:26:16 PM
As a five nothing, blonde, blue-eyed girl of Irish heritage, I am pretty partial to the "Tiny, but fierce" shirt;)

Short Irish girls totally rock...


This, from a short Irish male.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 16, 2008, 02:59:06 AM
All hail the Leprachaun contingent!  ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on July 16, 2008, 04:04:11 PM
All hail the Leprachaun contingent!  ;)

I would if I could see any Leprechauns... oh, there you are.  Waaay down there.   ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on July 16, 2008, 08:26:23 PM
I would if I could see any Leprechauns... oh, there you are.  Waaay down there.   ;)

(*t00t-t00t  distracts Sayessa while Tribblechomper inserts matches in Sayessa's pirate boots and lights them*)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 17, 2008, 01:20:46 AM
hehe thanks for all the replies guys, the website is really easy to do. also as the 6' even dark haired 16 year old i feel left out
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dread Pirate Sayessa on July 17, 2008, 05:54:44 PM
(*t00t-t00t  distracts Sayessa while Tribblechomper inserts matches in Sayessa's pirate boots and lights them*)

Hey!  I got these boots on sale at Target*!  Watch it!

*stomps out matches*


*where all the financially-savvy pirates shop!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 17, 2008, 07:05:47 PM
calm down this isn't the place for virtual fighting. ok wait wait yes it is as you were
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Soulless Mystic5523 on July 17, 2008, 08:24:02 PM
Short Irish girls totally rock...


This, from a short Irish male.

Short girls in general rock. ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 18, 2008, 02:15:28 AM
Short girls in general rock. ;)
short in comaprison to who? Dresden? everyone's short by comparison
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Soulless Mystic5523 on July 18, 2008, 02:17:27 AM
Why in comparison to me of course. The only onethat matter in matters of opinion. ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 18, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
right cause comparing people to me who is probly a few inches shorter then dresden (hehe i haven't stopped growing) is just plain unfair. p.s. seriously anyone who wants to make those shirts feel free
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on July 20, 2008, 01:43:56 AM
Short girls in general rock. ;)

And short girls who date a General have boyfriends that can blow their ex-boyfriends to smithereens...LITERALLY!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on July 21, 2008, 04:15:26 AM
Ok I designed a shirt for McAnally's- here it is:

http://muzicdawg.deviantart.com/art/McAnally-s-Pub-Tee-92312222

If you have a DeviantArt account, please comment on the page-- if not, here will do!

I'm curious if you like it, what you don't like, etc. Feedback is always helpful!



And yes. Being short rocks! Go Murph!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 21, 2008, 04:34:11 AM
Great shirt! But, in the interest of feedback.... maybe you should add something snarky about everyone knowing your Name not necessarily being a good thing.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on July 21, 2008, 05:11:07 AM
In light of tOOt-tOOt's shirt, and MSD's warning, I felt inspired to write a Dresdenized version of the song "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo

COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN LYRICS

Singing the blues when the Good Guys lose, it's like finding all your clothes damp
On the run 'cause all your girlfriends are cops, Wardens or vamps
Wouldn't you like to get away?

Making your way as a P.I. today takes everything you've got;
Not making enough to fix your car, or re-fluff an Army cot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?

All those nights when you've got no lights, the check is in the mail;
And your cat broke your dinnerplates when he chose to chase his tail;
And your third paying client didn't show;

Sometimes you want to go where nobody knows True Names,
And they're always throwing flame;
You want to be where you can see, everyone's treated the same;
You want to be where nobody knows True Names.

Climbing the walls when no one calls, is a job for Spider-Man
And the more you're down and 5 yards out, the crazier your plan
When your boss/girlfriend's 1,000 years old...

Roll out of bed, your alarm is dead; so turns the hand of Fate;
And your bro ran off to Europe, and your apprentice is jailbait;
And Bob wants a new bodice-ripper he can read without shame;

Be glad there's one place in the world where nobody knows True Names,
And couldn't care less that you came;
You want to go where people know, people are dealt the same;
You want to go where nobody knows True Names.

 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 21, 2008, 05:18:55 AM
*applauds* Nice job!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 22, 2008, 03:21:45 PM
hahaha ;D that's awesome. can you do more songs?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on July 22, 2008, 03:33:06 PM
hahaha ;D that's awesome. can you do more songs?

Indeed I can/have...any requests?

Oh, by the way...the website I got the Cheers lyrics from?

Blackcatter's World of TV Theme Lyrics & Voice-overs
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/alpha.htm (http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/alpha.htm)

There are lyrics here to TV Shows...including shows you never thought HAD lyrics:

All in the Family (The closing theme)   The Andy Griffith Show   Bewitched   Bonanza   The Dick Van Dyke Show   The Flying Nun   Gunsmoke   Hogan's Heroes   I Dream of Jeannie   I Love Lucy (lyrics were written afterwards)   Lassie   Leave it to Beaver   M*A*S*H (heard in the movie, but not in the TV show)  The Odd Couple (not used in the movie either)   Star Trek (original series)  The Young And the Restless

In case you wonder, these lyrics might seem a tad familiar:
http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/firefly.htm (http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/firefly.htm)

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: amystery2u on July 27, 2008, 05:11:10 AM
"Card carrying member of the White Council.  Have staff will kick ass."


"My rod, my staff, they comfort me."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on July 27, 2008, 05:29:08 AM
"My rod, my staff, they comfort me."

*snort* That's a priceless one, there, folks. Too bad it seems a male-specific shirt....girls would get some freaky looks wearing that one out on the town.

drat.

Still perfect, though!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: amystery2u on July 27, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
*snort* That's a priceless one, there, folks. Too bad it seems a male-specific shirt....girls would get some freaky looks wearing that one out on the town.

drat.

Still perfect, though!
That's funny!  I have not thought of it like that. For the past few weeks I've been thinking about the "rod and staff" line because it is mentioned in the Bible (Psalms I think), and it's odd that Harry avoids anything "godlike, goddish" etc. as he mentioned in Small Favor.   
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 27, 2008, 06:03:26 PM
Nah... For the women's shirt, you just need to put on the back,

"Let me introduce you to my personal assistant, Rodger."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on July 27, 2008, 06:31:16 PM
dosen't bob say at one point that his interest is purely academic? *snort* maybe that should be on a shirt or better yet "is that a blasting rod or are you happy to see me?" sorry i have a sick mind but where am i gonna let it out other then the net?  :D

damn forgot the quote from dead beat when harry is drafted and bob says something about the wizard secret police (it comes out sounding like a gestapo)

what about one with a big frog or toad (like the demon from storm front) and have written on it "he go Boom Now"

oh what about one that says "White Court" and then "feel your inhibitions melt away"

once again seriously someone make the shirts i designed i don't have the money to but i really want to see it done ok?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on July 28, 2008, 12:36:10 AM
Here's another shirt I designed, but I'm making this one:

(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/harryonshirt1copy.jpg)

Here's the back. I spent over an hour trying to find what font is used on the cover's of the books, to only discover it was preinstalled on my computer anyway  :-[

(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/bankgothic1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on July 28, 2008, 02:57:30 AM
Beautiful, Designfreak!!! That looks great!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: amystery2u on July 28, 2008, 10:29:11 PM
Awesome design!  I'd be interested in buying.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on July 29, 2008, 01:01:26 AM
I'm thinking I'm going to have to get that one printed. I tried making it and its just way too much work cutting out all the little letters LOL. I'm making a variant, which has Harry from White Night on the front and it says "Harry Dresden" arching over him, and "wizard" under him. Its one of those baseball tees. I really like it. It's in the other room drying as we speak. LOL
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MerriSedai on August 05, 2008, 02:22:28 AM
I would be very interesting in buying one or two of that shirt.  Where will you be selling them?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on August 05, 2008, 02:34:58 AM
Well, unfortunately I can't because I don't have the rights to do so. I can only make them for personal use. I could post the stencil I used to make the shirts and you could make your own, however....I think that's legal!
>:D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacEanruig on August 05, 2008, 03:32:55 AM
Ok, the stencil I used to make the shirt is here, at (http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/hdwizardirononcopy.jpg)

I just cut it's shape out of a transparency sheet with an xacto knife. I recommend putting double sided tape at the edges of the stencil, keeping the paint from bleeding at all. It worked really well, and I learned it the hard way ;).

I ended up not making this shirt because i suck at using the stupid knife. I took the cover off of WN and put it on the front ( i'd put up that stencil, but my comp froze while i was saving and it got deleted :( ) and put "Harry Dresden. Wizard." on the back. It's really neat. Here's a pic of the front and then the back:
(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/0804082257.jpg)
(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/0804082256a.jpg)
(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/0804082256.jpg)
(http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff337/d351gnmu51c14n/0804082256b.jpg)


And I realize now how absolutely horrible the camera on my phone is.  :-[ and sorry this post is massive.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 09, 2008, 06:11:10 AM
Really nice, Mac. Great job.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: patrick8729 on August 09, 2008, 12:47:06 PM
How about...

front:

                                    MY NAME IS
                HARRY BLACKSTONE COPPERFIELD DRESDEN.

back:
                           YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on August 10, 2008, 06:01:41 PM
i like it, i liiiiiike it
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 10, 2008, 11:18:57 PM
Me, too!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: One Duck on August 11, 2008, 01:08:36 AM
How about a "Tiny, but Fierce!" shirt?
You could give MSd the first one. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 11, 2008, 04:41:40 AM
I plan to make one for myself as soon as I unpack the T-shirt transfer pages and find a nice comfy form fitting T-shirt to put it on, but thanks!

My other two favorite home designs are:

"guiltless, shameless, and damn near flawless!"

And: "Midnight Serenade Slumber Party... I don't wear pajamas, pretend I'm nekkid." <<< this one was for an actual convention slumber party in Vegas I attended.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on August 12, 2008, 04:51:06 AM
come on no comments about the blasting rod one?? come on
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 12, 2008, 05:33:48 AM
Apparently, I'm off my game. Sorry.  :-[
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: DePhenestrated on August 28, 2008, 04:30:12 AM
SHIRT IDEA 1

FRONT: "For my next trick..."
BACK: "Anvils!"

Favorite. Line. Ever.  ;D
**************************

SHIRT IDEA 2

"I've met my subconscious. He's kind of a jerk."

(May I also take a moment to vote for the 'Chlorofiend' shirt and the 'Do NOT talk about fairy maid service' shirt? Those are made of awesome.)

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Solieyu on August 28, 2008, 09:49:13 PM
"Dresdenphile"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 28, 2008, 09:52:11 PM
I want a welcome mat that says, "If the house is dirty, somebody snitched about the fairies!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on September 01, 2008, 11:23:13 PM
Apparently, I'm off my game. Sorry.  :-[
quite oh well
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on September 02, 2008, 05:41:54 AM
Forgive me? I promise to do better next time!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on September 02, 2008, 07:17:27 PM
Forgive me? I promise to do better next time!
weeeeeeeeellll ok  ;) i needs to think of more, although there was something about flameing monkey poop if someone can remeber/find it...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cathy on September 02, 2008, 11:54:27 PM
weeeeeeeeellll ok  ;) i needs to think of more, although there was something about flameing monkey poop if someone can remeber/find it...
First chapter of Blood Rites - Harry is attacked with those when he's saving the puppies
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on September 05, 2008, 08:51:07 PM
First chapter of Blood Rites - Harry is attacked with those when he's saving the puppies
yes thanks i love the people on this site who answer text based questions so fast. makes me feel a tiny bit less nerdy oh well.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dreamweaver Mirar on September 11, 2008, 05:26:57 PM
I like the welcome mat idea; you always have an excuse for a mess, lol.
I just wish I had money to buy these things with.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on September 11, 2008, 10:24:42 PM
niiiiice i like it
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Juliet on September 20, 2008, 08:40:53 PM
What about a Lasciel reference?  If I was any kind of an artist, I'd try and create the coin graphic, and put "How may I serve you, my host?" or something on it, for myself. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on September 25, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
What about a Lasciel reference?  If I was any kind of an artist, I'd try and create the coin graphic, and put "How may I serve you, my host?" or something on it, for myself. :)
or something about the hot tub
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: bookivore on October 01, 2008, 11:52:58 PM
or something about the hot tub
One of the best ones is "If I wished to kill you, my host, your blood would be seeping from your broken corpse and mixing with the rain on the sidewalk"

But that's a little over the top for a tshirt.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on October 03, 2008, 12:11:51 AM
One of the best ones is "If I wished to kill you, my host, your blood would be seeping from your broken corpse and mixing with the rain on the sidewalk"

But that's a little over the top for a tshirt.
definately
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on October 03, 2008, 12:41:23 AM
What about a Lasciel reference?  If I was any kind of an artist, I'd try and create the coin graphic, and put "How may I serve you, my host?" or something on it, for myself. :)
I love it!  Do you mind if I steal your idea?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shadow_Brisbane on October 19, 2008, 02:06:48 AM
hi... first time poster... long time reader... here are a few i'd like to see...

"Dresden Taxidermy, you snuff it we'll stuff it" with some sort of picture of a stuffed animal or something...

and

  "It's cute," I whispered to Murphy.  "He has a teddy Glock."

and then there's always one of my personal favorites...

Holy Shit... Heckhounds.

i'm browsing thru my copies for more...

how about a picture of bob on the front with the quote:
"Are your feet wet?  And can you see the pyramids?" on the front and
"if so, then you are standing knee-deep in De Nile" on the back

that's all for now... still looking for more
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on October 19, 2008, 02:08:31 AM
Welcome, Shadow! Those are good!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shadow_Brisbane on October 19, 2008, 02:15:41 AM
thanx... here are a few more

"Everybody else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos."

with picture of Sue carrying Harry and Carlos...


"What you know about women, I could juggle." with bob's skull on the front...

then there's Amber's post on pg. 2 of the "Best Quotes from Dresden Files" thread with a black t-shirt featuring a the opening paragraph's of dead beat.

then there's always a picture of The Blue Beetle in all it's multi-colored and dented glory with the quote "my other car is a Blue Beetle" or "my other car is a chick-magnet" or something  more witty that i can't think of off the top of my head.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shadow_Brisbane on October 19, 2008, 02:25:11 AM
i just thought of one from Dead Beat...

have an picture of an animated Harry With Arms Thrown up over his head shouting at an animated Butters with the quote: "I'M NOT GAY!!! in bold block letters.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on October 20, 2008, 01:16:45 AM
major awesome new t-shirts shadow. major awesomeness. high five
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Strange on October 26, 2008, 12:03:39 AM
Jah, Hi everyone, I'm new...
Damn I had no idea that the Dresden Files had such a large fanbase! I can finally gush about these books ;).

Anyways, the reason I'm writing my first post on this thread is that I made a Blue-Beetle T-shirt for my dad's birthday. It has blue-beetle on front with this quote under the picture : Behold the mighty wizard, put-put-put-putting away...
Sooo... does anyone want me to put up a picture?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on October 26, 2008, 12:06:53 AM
Yes, Ab-so-freaking-lutely! And Welcome, Strange!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Strange on October 26, 2008, 12:24:34 AM
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn232/RefurAG/IMG000103.jpg)
Aight. here you go... crappy webcam pic for the time being. I'll try to find a camera tomorrow, but right now I'm gonna go...worship me some sleep :D.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on October 26, 2008, 12:41:59 AM
Awww! That's awesome!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shadow_Brisbane on October 27, 2008, 04:09:12 PM
what about a shirt that says "Beware the evil dimples" on it?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: awb77 on October 27, 2008, 10:04:42 PM
wow these shirts just keep getting better and better. they make mine look horrible!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dreamweaver Mirar on October 27, 2008, 10:46:05 PM
lol. I like the put-put one :D
and shadow's were good too.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on January 05, 2009, 05:04:39 AM
I've given some thought to making a dresden shirt...

But for now I'm happy with my Cafepress Dresden shirt from Dead Beat: "The Movie of my life must be really low budget."

And the fact that Jim *the man* himself... noticed and approved of it when I wore it to a signing. *dissolves in glow of hero worship* ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 05, 2009, 07:38:57 PM
*Sops up Seph-puddle*

I gotta get one of those...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on January 05, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Ahem....

Tremble before the mighty power of the link!  ;D

http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher/6266904

*winks at MSD* I figured I'd let you pick the style...

((OMG... I just reread what I wrote and had a Zelda flashback.... :D )
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 06, 2009, 12:03:21 AM
Cool! Thanks!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on January 06, 2009, 05:10:25 AM
The new Jim Butcher store there also has a Bob quote: "Harry, What you know about women I could juggle." The 'Splattercon' merch from Proven Guilty.
And a couple others...

I went with the black v-neck tee with yellow lettering. (on the quote mentioned above)

Oh... And also... the fact that they now offer womens thongs with Bob the skull on them must make that particular air spirit VERY happy.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: danmac/BoardBob on January 23, 2009, 03:40:04 PM
Other than everything Bob says, I think my favorite Dresden quote is:

"What do you want on your vegetarian pizza?"
"Dead pigs and cows..."

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 23, 2009, 05:15:15 PM
But then on the back you gotta have:

"What? They're vegetarians!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Aine on January 23, 2009, 07:18:04 PM
I would totally make that...err...buy that!   ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: danmac/BoardBob on January 28, 2009, 06:50:25 PM
My other staff's bigger...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: solo414 on February 05, 2009, 03:22:42 AM
I love the dead pigs and cows idea.  Classic.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Gathers Scrolls on March 13, 2009, 02:15:36 AM
Solo414, I think your signature would make a good t-shirt or button! :D

(. . . And all I got was this t-shirt.)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Purpura on April 08, 2009, 04:42:37 AM
Someone needs to add the quotes from Turn Coat now...
 I found a quote in the book I like due to me working at Disneyland. Won't say the exact quote You'll know it when you see it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MSA on April 08, 2009, 09:16:48 PM
I always like
 " A cult of porn star sorceresses"

But some basics like
Stars and Stones

or Empty Night
would be really nice too

Oh and if someone is adding on... maternity shirts would be nice for those of us who need them:)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on April 09, 2009, 12:08:15 AM
My favorite recent quote works out of context too...

"There's nothing going on in my head right now"

*snicker*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Neppy-wolf on April 12, 2009, 10:45:44 PM
Umm.. I was wondering if there would be any chance of posters of the paintings on the book covers i would love a poster of the cover of blood rites
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MonaLS on April 13, 2009, 01:13:50 AM
Umm.. I was wondering if there would be any chance of posters of the paintings on the book covers i would love a poster of the cover of blood rites

The Chris McGrath ones are available on his website:

http://www.christianmcgrath.com/MainPages/bloorites.html
http://www.christianmcgrath.com/MainPages/menus/printspageA.html
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Neppy-wolf on April 13, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
thanks i tried looking for them but i couldnt find them
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Neppy-wolf on April 16, 2009, 05:16:59 PM
I would love to see "bring it darth bathrobe" on a shirt with some graphics of course
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on April 17, 2009, 07:04:19 PM
Also... Since this is the TeeShirt thread, and she wore it in her pic...
Bravo to BookLover for her fangroups "Order of the Large Cooking Pot" tee shirt. I thought it was fantastic.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Seriphina on April 17, 2009, 08:05:12 PM
I find it hard to believe that I am the only one that would want one that says:

Wouldst thou like jelly within thine donut?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mordekai on April 17, 2009, 09:16:42 PM
I like the

Wouldst thou like jelly within thine donut?

and from Turn Coat:

"Wile E Coyote, Super Genuuuuuiss!!!"

and Of course:

"What you know about women, I could Juggle"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Aine on April 17, 2009, 11:31:07 PM
From Small Favor:  "It's amazing what you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough." 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: sooty-haggar on April 21, 2009, 07:19:50 PM
I find it hard to believe that I am the only one that would want one that says:

Wouldst thou like jelly within thine donut?


I would defiantly wear a t-shirt that said that on it. i would wear it with pride! :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mason on April 22, 2009, 02:34:31 AM
Perhaps from (I think) Proven guilty, when Harry sees Charity with her shirt off...

"Genetic Lottery Winner."

Or from TC (If we are allowed to, I don't think it is spoiler...)

"That's Doctor Smart ass to you."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: almightyspaz on April 23, 2009, 11:45:44 PM
I heard Mr. Butcher say this:

"Dirty Harry Potter"

Or you can always go with:

"Harry Dresden: Wizard, detective, improbably awesome"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: OrangeWolf on April 30, 2009, 06:00:59 AM
Uhmmm, ok, so I wandered over to this thread because I didn't know shirts were available and I was thinking that might be a fun gift to get a friend who is a fan.  I will probably buy them one of the "Movie of my life" shirts, so thanks!

But, hah, dangit I can't stop laughing at this -- http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.337060526 (http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.337060526).  You guys crack me up with that, that's awesome.

Nice selection on the site for sure  ;D.  I wouldn't mind seeing a couple more quotes, but then I could see it being too many.  Haha, that is awesome.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on April 30, 2009, 10:47:41 PM
Uhmmm, ok, so I wandered over to this thread because I didn't know shirts were available and I was thinking that might be a fun gift to get a friend who is a fan.  I will probably buy them one of the "Movie of my life" shirts, so thanks!

But, hah, dangit I can't stop laughing at this -- http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.337060526 (http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.337060526).  You guys crack me up with that, that's awesome.

Nice selection on the site for sure  ;D.  I wouldn't mind seeing a couple more quotes, but then I could see it being too many.  Haha, that is awesome.

I suppose the remaining question would be... Would it disturb Jim if someone asked him to sign the...*ahem* Bob merchandise...? *eyebrows waggle* I'm sure I'm not the only woman who'd want a personal signature. Tho in my case I'd the item framed rather than wear such a valuable autograph.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 30, 2009, 11:12:40 PM
In a word, yes. I think it would. He's already politely declined to sign some woman's chest (Not mine, and I don't know who she is.) Jim's a gentleman as well as devoted to Shannon. I wouldn't put want to put him in a delicate position even by asking.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: OrangeWolf on May 01, 2009, 12:32:54 AM
Hah, well, it's still a funny thought.  Personally I wouldn't ask him to sign anything except a book or a coffee mug maybe.  *makes a note to buy a coffee mug from the online store if it ever looks possible to get an autograph*

Though granted, there are two ways to read the comment -- I'm not sure if she meant asking him to sign while she was wearing the merchandise or not, that could make a difference.  *grin*  Though either way I suppose asking to sign such a garment would be a bit off.   :D

Again though, hah, this is funny not serious.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 01, 2009, 01:19:22 AM
Heh heh heh ... I know Persephone a little better than you, Orange. I'd lay odds she'd try it!  :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Paynesgrey on May 01, 2009, 05:23:44 AM
Did anyone come up with a "Official God of Bowflex" shirt yet?

Really mess with minds, Mauve style girlie belly-t shirt should read "Your girlfriend wants me."  That would cause a combination of dire whimpering and confused geek lust, particularly at cons. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on May 01, 2009, 05:33:28 AM
Absolutely LOVE it, PG!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on May 08, 2009, 09:05:07 PM
Heh heh heh ... I know Persephone a little better than you, Orange. I'd lay odds she'd try it!  :D

*WEG* Having met Shannon... She has earned my respect by being totally perfect for Jim. So as much as it might entertain me to make Jim blush, I won't DO it.
But I will enjoy the thought of having a framed, signed, Bob thong on my wall. heheheh
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on May 08, 2009, 10:33:58 PM
The thong gave me an idea...what about a Bob Bikini?

3 skulls, judiciously placed at 3 of Bob's favorite parts of the female body...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on May 14, 2009, 02:16:28 PM
I love the fairy quote too.  I'd buy a shirt with that on it.  But only if it come in Black....Harry's favorite color
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on May 19, 2009, 07:20:22 PM
Quote
REALLY want one that has

"Murphyonic Field Generator" on the front

and "KEEP BACK 500 feet" on the back

i would really like to have this one
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on May 20, 2009, 10:25:21 PM
I  SIGNED THE UNSEELIE ACCORDS.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on May 21, 2009, 11:44:18 AM
how abbout something simple

    FOZARE
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on May 21, 2009, 06:16:56 PM
how abbout something simple

    FOZARE

I'm thinking a correct spelling would be more apropos...

FORZARE!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: RobJN on May 23, 2009, 06:10:07 PM
Thinking on the "Go team Dresden!" idea...

I'd like to see that, with "Dresden" crossed out, and "Murphy" scrawled in above or below.

"Murphy, you rock! Go team Dresden!"
"Hey, I'm the one who rocks. Go team Murphy."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Kodiakc on May 23, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."

be awesome with " Knight of the Cross" on the front

 ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: The TubN8or on June 10, 2009, 07:37:36 PM
Do we have, "Be vewy vewy quiet. We're going vampire hunting." yet?  ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on June 10, 2009, 07:40:35 PM
Do we have, "Be vewy vewy quiet. We're going vampire hunting." yet?  ;)

Now we do...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: The TubN8or on June 10, 2009, 07:45:15 PM
"Permission to engage in philisophical debate with the hypocrite, sir?" or
"My dick is bigger than your dick." Both from blood rites.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: telkesh on June 12, 2009, 12:06:22 PM
Is there any variation of
(click to show/hide)
(TC)
Lots of pages of quotes I always liked the thought of the tag line
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on June 13, 2009, 05:43:35 AM
*chokes and spits*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on June 13, 2009, 01:52:09 PM
MSD is right---Unless your wearing it to a frat party or someother juvie minded place
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: DisgruntledGeko on June 15, 2009, 02:31:24 PM
What about something along the lines of:

FRONT - You just love to dance around questions don't you?
BACK - It's like heroin for wizards
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: K.Love on June 16, 2009, 04:25:31 AM
Hey! New here so I thought here would be best to make my first contribution.  ;D

I think one of my favorite quotes so far (that has not been listed yet) is:

"You must be Harry Dresden."
"That's what it says on my underwear."

idk, how great that'd be on a shirt. lol.

Just started reading Death Masks today. I'm so addicted to Harry's world.

There's another line I love but I can't remember exactly what it is.... It's somewhere in the last quarter of Summer Knight. idk, when I'm a little less scattered brained, I'll take the time to look for it.  :(

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on June 16, 2009, 01:38:33 PM
Quote
find it hard to believe that I am the only one that would want one that says:

Wouldst thou like jelly within thine donut?


That should be  a manditory uniform for all Dunkin' Donut employees
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on July 14, 2009, 02:14:10 AM
It's time to buy a plain t-shirt and get out the paint, because I need a shirt that says "Intimidatus dorkus maximus!"

(I've done shirts with various HP sayings, this will be my first Dresden shirt. :) )
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on July 16, 2009, 06:14:15 PM
"FUSION REACTOR"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Flintlock on July 23, 2009, 07:24:32 PM
well, i got some:

"pheremone lass! can we have this conversation above the waist?"

"you wouldn't know a pop culture reference if it skittered up on your face and planted an embryo down your throat" (I'm not sure about how that one went, but it's in Small Favor.)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Flintlock on July 23, 2009, 07:36:37 PM
oh yeah and add " is that a shotgun your holding to my head or are you just happy to see me?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: 8t88 on August 01, 2009, 11:06:25 AM
Sorry not to read the whole thread... ;)

Did we have:

Front: Life is a Journey
Back: The Door is a Jar

?! ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: robin101 on August 02, 2009, 06:44:02 PM
HOw about Magick VS Science ....whoever wind we lose
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: magic penguin on August 03, 2009, 11:26:54 AM
What goes around comes around.

Sometimes you get what goes around.

Some times you ARE what goes around.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: brokenlookinglass on August 08, 2009, 09:30:12 AM
Personally, I would like to see one that says "I'd rather be home reading a book and drinking a beer!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: mrshwiggy on August 10, 2009, 09:32:29 AM
I'm loving this thread. I didn't read it all, so sorry if these have been said.

"McAnally - Beeromancer"

or

"Small.....but Fierce!"
(My favorite Sanya Quote)

or

"His geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together"
(with an 'im with stupid' style right arrow)

or

(front) What do you want on your vegetarian pizza?

(back) Dead pigs and Cows

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: doink67 on August 31, 2009, 01:55:23 AM
how about
WEREGOATS?????
and a tombstone that says:
Harry dresden
He died doing the right thing
and:(don't remember how quote goes) Your morse is getting rusty, I coulda sworn that you said Blampires
also: "Who the hell are you?" "I the hell am Harry"
and "what is this thing you talk of,sleep?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chelle on September 01, 2009, 10:56:12 PM
Thinking on the "Go team Dresden!" idea...

I'd like to see that, with "Dresden" crossed out, and "Murphy" scrawled in above or below.
Okay, a little late to the game, but I vote for this one. 

Actually, there could be one with just "Go team Dresden!" and then one with the correction for the devout Murphy fans.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on September 02, 2009, 03:24:43 AM
Nah, it's funnier if Dresden is scribbled out, I think!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chelle on September 02, 2009, 04:57:14 PM
Can't remember if this one is in the thread already.  Apologies if so.

"Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of trauma...

... I shall fear no concussion."

Don't know why, but this one seems funny to me.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: doink67 on September 03, 2009, 12:18:15 PM
just saw one
"I'm not asleep. I'm meditating. You'll have to take my word on this"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Abeille on September 03, 2009, 01:17:06 PM
i thought that one was hilarious!

What about:

"Dost thow wish jelly on thy donut?"

sorry if it is already up, and if anything is spelled wrong...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Fyrchick on September 03, 2009, 07:17:36 PM
i thought that one was hilarious!

What about:

"Dost thow wish jelly on thy donut?"

sorry if it is already up, and if anything is spelled wrong...

Actually, this one has already been designed... a version of it anyway. Aine did a cool drawing and made it into a shirt design that Priscellie is adding to the Forum Store. Keep your eye out. Its very cool... ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BookLover♥ on September 03, 2009, 08:49:21 PM
Actually, this one has already been designed... a version of it anyway. Aine did a cool drawing and made it into a shirt design that Priscellie is adding to the Forum Store. Keep your eye out. Its very cool... ;)

*nods*

Made of awesomeness!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: 8t88 on September 06, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
OT:
Where is the Store-Link?
Sorry
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on September 06, 2009, 07:39:07 PM
Very top right corner of this screen. "Please support this site by buying from the Jim-Butcher.Com Store!" It has a separate link to shirts.

Or just click here... :D
http://www.jim-butcher.com/store/?cat=6
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ladylytning on September 16, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
I like "If this dilemma grows anymore horns, I'll have to shoot it and put it on the wall."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on September 25, 2009, 11:43:12 PM
Two shirts I just painted for myself - front on the left, back on the right. 
(The photo quality is crap! I snapped the pics with my cell & one isn't even in focus - but you get the idea.)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/shirt2.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/shirt1-1.jpg)

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: BookLover♥ on September 28, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
Those are great, Lash D!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on September 30, 2009, 08:07:35 PM
how about

does anyone else hear...strings?

or

help me, help me! it's the billy goats gruff!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Scott on October 04, 2009, 04:58:31 AM
First time poster, long time reader. Please forgive that my art skills are comparable to a badger with a crayon having a seizure.


                Front
http://img38.imageshack.us/i/frontslf.jpg/


                Back
http://img21.imageshack.us/i/backco.jpg/
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dreamweaver Mirar on October 04, 2009, 05:38:18 AM
heh. i get it.
I was confused by the front, then "oH!"ed by the back. The satelleite amused me.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chelle on October 11, 2009, 02:20:27 AM
"Kamp KaBoom"

in the tradition of t-shirts from summer camps.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Anyanka on October 12, 2009, 11:27:36 PM
Hey I'm new - Just spent the last hour going through this thread, laughing hysterically and yelling "WANT" every few seconds!

I want:

The first rule about Faerie maid service you don't TALK about faerie maid service!
A welcome mat that says "If the house is dirty someone snitched about the faeries"
My Rod and my staff they comfort me.
That homemade one with the Beetle - Behold the angry wizard put put putting away
Go Team Dresden Murphy
Easter is Cancelled - they found the body
Splattercon!!! (I need to wait for my Fiance to catch up though!
A Bob thong
My Lord Protects me, my kevlar helps
Chlorofiend - cause calling it a plant monster is silly
Murderous faeries, Killer vampires, Fallen Angels, werewolves - should have stayed in bed
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face

And dozens more.  I wants them ALL!  Also I love jewellery (already have a Nenya ring, Evenstar, Silver horse from Discworld) and now I want a shield bracelet, blasting ring, and silver pentacle. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on October 12, 2009, 11:33:47 PM
Welcome, Anyanka! You're in good (if insane) company!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dreamweaver Mirar on October 13, 2009, 02:02:48 AM
Very very insane.
*nods sagely, then begins talking to his other personalities*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Jen'ari on October 13, 2009, 03:37:33 PM
I dun know if anyone put this up.

"Is that a fire extinguisher in your pants, or you just happy to see me?"

Harry to the Grendelkin in Heorot.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cardnail on October 15, 2009, 07:31:45 AM
what about


"I Don't Believe in Fairies!"- Harry Dresden, Wizard for hire
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on October 16, 2009, 05:45:30 PM
Cardnail... I also enjoyed the quote from your siggy.

And in response to the Coke thread:

"Coke: Fuel of Magic flinging champions"

or, for the opposing team,

"Pepsi drinking heathen"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Abeille on October 23, 2009, 01:47:46 PM
This is what I made for my boyfriend (aka Rotrich Sturmbrecher (sp*) ). If you guys like it, feel free to put it as an option in the store  :) click on it to see a larger image  ;)

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9313/billygoatgruffshirt.th.png) (http://img188.imageshack.us/i/billygoatgruffshirt.png/)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: whalers654 on October 26, 2009, 12:55:43 AM
^^^ HAHAHA I actually laughed pretty good at that one! I'm new to these boards and just tore through the serious since I broke my leg, all these quotes make me want to go back and read the series again! Jim Butcher is the man!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: danmac/BoardBob on November 12, 2009, 09:20:19 PM
Doesn't it just seem wrong that only one company makes Monopoly?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on November 12, 2009, 10:18:38 PM
LOL!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Kodiakc on November 17, 2009, 06:17:53 PM
This is now my wallpaper at work lol awesome  ;D


This is what I made for my boyfriend. If you guys like it, feel free to put it as an option in the store  :) click on it to see a larger image  ;)

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9313/billygoatgruffshirt.th.png) (http://img188.imageshack.us/i/billygoatgruffshirt.png/)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Abeille on November 20, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
This is now my wallpaper at work lol awesome  ;D

Thanks!!!  :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: kulfi on November 30, 2009, 09:05:14 PM
What about one that has Butters in his polka music suit on all fours drawing a circle and a caption that says, "Ensuring that Polka will Never Die."

Also one with that quote from Harry and Kincaid in Blood Rites about the Bolshevik Muppet that ends in "Thus, Kablowie!"  Actually, just "Thus, Kablowie!" would work.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tonytynot on December 02, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Love the line from "Dead Beat" when Butters says - "Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar."

I thought it was hilarious! Would love it on a T-shirt!

Any idea when new T-shirts might be available??
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shecky on December 06, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
I still want one that's got Harry snarling and pointing his blasting rod RIGHT at you in seriously foreshortened perspective, with "FUEGO!" in giant honkin' letters of fire.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Jaeh on December 06, 2009, 03:22:13 PM
just saw one
"I'm not asleep. I'm meditating. You'll have to take my word on this"

I want one of these. I am SO wearing it to class.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: JennySy on January 10, 2010, 07:30:23 AM
Forgive the clumsy drawing. I'm not that good.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/silluecerulea/meep2.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: OutlawAk on January 10, 2010, 10:38:38 AM
How about a shirt for Michael Carpenter?

A pic of the Sword in "cruifix position" (Hilt up, blade down) in the background covering the entire front. With simply "The Fist of God" emlazoned in big, bold Golden script overtop?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Venomous_Soul on January 11, 2010, 01:53:30 PM
Not sure if anyone mentioned it but what about a graphic of Harry in his costume for Biancas Masquerade Ball
with
"Not just a Vampire" on the Front &
"A Cheesy Vampire" on the back
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
OOOOooooo, I like it! ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on January 11, 2010, 06:38:49 PM
"Don't mess with a Wizard when his Wizarding"
"Wizards don't giggle.  It's bad for the image."

Not a Dresden quote but for the ladies:
"I wanted a Horse"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dresdenpotterfan95 on January 14, 2010, 02:27:16 AM
Get this work done for me and from that time forward you will be........ MAJOR GENERAL TOOT TOOT MINIMUS COMMANDING THE ZA LORDS ELITE
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MaryHS on January 15, 2010, 02:58:28 PM
So here's my cafepress wishlist... the fairymaid logo on an apron!  An apron with pockets.

I'm new...seemed like a good place to post this.
::waves::
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dreamweaver Mirar on January 15, 2010, 03:26:17 PM
Yo Mary :D

feel free to head on over to the intro thread and introduce yourself!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: johnclark04 on January 20, 2010, 04:42:18 PM
I quit reading at page 28, so forgive me if these quotes are in here somewhere, and if they aren't I'm amazed

Grave Peril:
Dresden: "So let's get cracking. Turn me into a doggie and show me which trees I can pee on."

Death Masks:
Dresden/Narrator: He [Bob] wasn't evil as much as he was magnificently innocent of any kind of morality

I'll have to keep my eyes peeled for more, as I do my annual re-reading of the holy writ to prepare myself for the next book :-D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Wizard H on January 22, 2010, 12:28:54 AM
I propose a variation on the previously suggested

FRONT - You just love to dance around questions don't you?
BACK - It's like heroin for wizards

so that it reads

FRONT - You just love to dance around questions don't you?
BACK - It's like heroin for wizards(And writers too!)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Fyrchick on January 23, 2010, 03:42:43 AM
So here's my cafepress wishlist... the fairymaid logo on an apron!  An apron with pockets.

I'm new...seemed like a good place to post this.
::waves::

No aprons but....
http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.421903273 (http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher.421903273)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: johnclark04 on February 05, 2010, 02:28:39 PM
I loved this quote so much I dog-eared the page (just a little! don't hit me!)

"Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory."

If you fit that on a t-shirt, i swear on all that is good and holy that i will personally buy and wear one everyday under my work uniform.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: AlbinoRaven on February 28, 2010, 08:09:11 PM
I personally would like to get myself the fire quote on the shirt (The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault). Not only is it a quintessential AWESOME shirt, bbbuuttt I work as a Fire Protection Engineer and it is a double whammy!

                 Raven 8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Darla on March 01, 2010, 02:11:33 PM
I want a nightshirt or pajamas that say "Sleep is god.  Go worship." 

Not that I need any encouragement--just time. *yawn*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: johnclark04 on March 05, 2010, 12:26:09 AM
I want a nightshirt or pajamas that say "Sleep is god.  Go worship." 

oh HELL YES! matching his and hers sets please! i would wear that, and my new girlfriend would too. (i found my own Susan Rodriguez, yay! ^.^)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Esperacchius23 on March 05, 2010, 09:13:47 PM
I would SO buy a shirt about Mac's.

"Pizza or Death" would rock too
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: EmilyH. on March 06, 2010, 10:27:42 PM
how about: "I am the burger king"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on March 07, 2010, 02:44:58 AM
We may have copyright issues with that one.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Esperacchius23 on March 07, 2010, 06:32:06 AM
Wile E. Coyote  suuuuper genius
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on March 07, 2010, 03:39:17 PM
Yep, that one too! LOL  ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dresdencodex on March 15, 2010, 02:16:29 AM
injun joe: "Im just gonna kick your ass up between your ears."
 Personal fave: " you thought i was a stunt penis?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on March 19, 2010, 04:22:24 PM
I thought this would be a good Codex shirt:

On the front have a picture of a taurg with Stakes and New Boots writen above it.
On the back have the quote "Legionaries Do Not Fear Lunch!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: coffipls on March 30, 2010, 03:02:03 AM
hahaha. :D i like the ideas but the thing is, only jim fans will know what the shirts mean. and i dont mind that one bit, however what i will hate is to have to explain it to people who read the shirts.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on March 30, 2010, 05:22:04 AM
There are more Jim fans out there than you realize, My dear N00b friend... and they will only make themselves known as we wear  our fanship on our chests...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Vash the white on March 30, 2010, 10:06:12 PM
just so you know my favs have some swearing, so dont say i didnt tell u so if i offended u in anyway!

my favorite, is "in the name of the pizza lord CHARGE!" or " holy shit hellhounds!" "harry language" "oh right holy shit heck hounds!. though my all time fav has got to be "four stars, four boners! whats the difference?!" gotta love bob. i want those as t-shirts!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: cephis on April 07, 2010, 03:51:15 PM
There are more Jim fans out there than you realize, My dear N00b friend... and they will only make themselves known as we wear  our fanship on our chests...
And what a chest it is MSD!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on April 07, 2010, 04:47:36 PM
There are more Jim fans out there than you realize, My dear N00b friend... and they will only make themselves known as we wear  our fanship on our chests...

And what a chest it is MSD!

I second that emotion, Cephis...(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5006/msdnewshirt.jpg) (http://img519.imageshack.us/i/msdnewshirt.jpg/)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 07, 2010, 05:43:44 PM
^5x10 TC! That is Awesome!!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on April 07, 2010, 05:47:03 PM
^5x10 TC! That is Awesome!!!

Thought about including the "peekaboo window", but it would've likely turned Harry into The Headless Horseman, sans horse.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 07, 2010, 05:48:20 PM
For some reason I can't use it as my avatar pic, though. Help?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cardnail on April 08, 2010, 10:50:37 AM
"you got your ass kicked by a fairy tale" - bob to harry after the first gruff attack
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 08, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
CHANGES SPOILER!!

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Wizard H on April 08, 2010, 06:44:12 PM
CHANGES SPOILER!!

(click to show/hide)

I need a shirt with this quote at the top then a picture of
(click to show/hide)
and below that It's Alive.  Aliiiiiive... You're Welcome.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 08, 2010, 06:45:30 PM
PERFECT!

If we can get one made, I'm pretty sure Fyrchick would want one for Solstice!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on April 08, 2010, 08:10:27 PM
My absolute favorite changes line:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Fyrchick on April 09, 2010, 04:41:26 AM
PERFECT!

If we can get one made, I'm pretty sure Fyrchick would want one for Solstice!

OMG
I know another EMT who would get one too!!!
that and a "the building was on fire and it wasn't my fault" would make me very happy.
 ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on April 09, 2010, 05:46:22 PM
The Za Lord:
defender of the weak
scourge of evil
provider of pizza
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: panda1594 on April 10, 2010, 05:24:09 AM
So, I'm thinking the website should add a couple t-shirts to its list of cafe press gear, and I'm thinking the best way to do that (as it imposes no art-need) is to zero in on maybe two or three quotes from the books. 

The business card thing -- that's been done.

But ones at the top of my head include:

"I the hell am Harry!"

(and)

"The building was on fire
and it wasn't my fault."

(Jim's favorite opening line)

Thoughts?

"Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Scarecrow on April 16, 2010, 12:16:56 AM
Love this

Harry: Evil's afoot.

Bob: Well, sure, because it refuses to learn the metric system. Otherwise it'd be up to the meter by now.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: DaKatts9L1ves on April 25, 2010, 04:11:56 PM
I really like the "good clean fun" shirt idea I woul wear it
But what do I know I walk aroind with a Tartus stuck to my purse....
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 26, 2010, 05:53:24 PM
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Vash the white on April 26, 2010, 11:25:28 PM
I know this has been said, but i want a zalord t-shirt, one with toot toot with a mad gleam in his eye and a pizza cutter, saying, "IN THE NAME OF THE PIZZA LORDS CHARGE!!!!" or a shirt thats just a certain color that say "Polka will never die". and this has nothing to do with dresden but i want two iron man t-shirts, one that say "im the man who privatized world peace" and the other to say "i want one"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dayman on April 29, 2010, 11:42:45 AM
Hi this is my first time posting and sorry if this has been said before. I am trying to read all of the posts but forty odd pages worth takes a while and I wanted to make sure I put this in before I forgot it. Has anyone thought about making either a Billy and the werewolves or Billy and the Alphas shirt in sort of a band/concert sort of style. I think that would be pretty cool. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 29, 2010, 02:22:23 PM
I do believe that's a pretty original idea, Dayman! I like it!

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cardnail on April 29, 2010, 06:20:21 PM
i really like that idea i would buy that shirt
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dayman on April 30, 2010, 04:08:30 AM
Thank you for the feed back guys. Is there a place to get any of the shirts that are mentioned in this thread? I know that there are some in the store but does anyone make the ones that are not there?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on April 30, 2010, 04:28:28 AM
There are a couple (one? Two? I dunno) in the store (through Cafe Press) that were designed by one of the posters here. Aine, actually. Other than that, I don't know.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ramrod47 on May 03, 2010, 02:02:27 AM
I've got a few ideas from Changes (possibly spoilerish so beware of possible small spoilers):

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Aine on May 03, 2010, 03:42:54 PM
There are a couple (one? Two? I dunno) in the store (through Cafe Press) that were designed by one of the posters here. Aine, actually. Other than that, I don't know.

*ears were burning*

*finds ointment*

>.>

<.<

http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: cephis on May 07, 2010, 01:01:36 PM
I bought one of Aine's Eldest Gruff shirts.  I where white t-shirts under my work clothes.  Like today I have "Don't assume I fix things"  Care to guess what I do for a living? :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on May 09, 2010, 12:35:26 AM
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I would wear this!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on May 09, 2010, 03:22:21 AM
I want a bumper sticker:

"My other car is the BLUE BEETLE."  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: airyie on May 09, 2010, 08:49:35 AM
I've got a few ideas from Changes (possibly spoilerish so beware of possible small spoilers):

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some of these are pretty clever.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on May 09, 2010, 10:44:02 AM
i would buy them
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on May 09, 2010, 11:09:59 PM
I've got a few ideas from Changes (possibly spoilerish so beware of possible small spoilers):

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Love, love this!  In fact, I think I may paint it on a T-Shirt for myself, if you don't mind me stealing your idea?  I'm thinking I'll read through Fellowship of the Ring to give that first quote to the Elf who said it.  I think I remember the circumstances, so it shouldn't be too tough to find it.
ETA:  Found it.  And I'm putting it here so if I forget I can easily find it again. Gildor Inglorion.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: McGnome on May 13, 2010, 04:42:52 AM
Don't know if anyone said it, but the Innocent Bystander and Authority Figure shirts would be great with Splattercon!!! logos on the back.  If they are that way already, apologies.  CafePress doesn't show them that way.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: karpomatic on May 13, 2010, 11:57:20 AM
How about:

"Harry, where is your blasting rod?"
-Michael
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on May 14, 2010, 09:36:43 AM
picture of the Erlking with 'my name is Erl' underneath
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Kunam on May 20, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Darn - wish I'd found this thread sooner!    One of my faves:

"I'm tired of feeling like Han Solo in a world full of Jedi.  I'm supposed to be the Jedi!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: mkulkarni on June 05, 2010, 12:40:25 AM
LOVED that Jedi line...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on June 08, 2010, 02:06:59 AM
ATM Neither Faery Maids or Eldest Gruff is showing in the store.
Could be that they're still rennovating.

I made a shirt for my husband, based on the icons here.
"Are you always a wiseass?"
"No, sometimes I'm asleep."

Even if I can't get him to read the books, the quote was too fitting for him to ignore.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ramrod47 on June 12, 2010, 05:26:46 AM
Quote
Love, love this!  In fact, I think I may paint it on a T-Shirt for myself, if you don't mind me stealing your idea?  I'm thinking I'll read through Fellowship of the Ring to give that first quote to the Elf who said it.  I think I remember the circumstances, so it shouldn't be too tough to find it.
ETA:  Found it.  And I'm putting it here so if I forget I can easily find it again. Gildor Inglorion.

Sorry for not getting back sooner, of course you could use it. If you have, or did make it, could you maybe show a picture. That would be so awesome.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on June 12, 2010, 03:18:56 PM
Love, love this!  In fact, I think I may paint it on a T-Shirt for myself, if you don't mind me stealing your idea?  I'm thinking I'll read through Fellowship of the Ring to give that first quote to the Elf who said it.  I think I remember the circumstances, so it shouldn't be too tough to find it.
ETA:  Found it.  And I'm putting it here so if I forget I can easily find it again. Gildor Inglorion.

Myself, I'm rather fond of the saying, "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup."

http://blog.igenoukan.com/2008/12/do-not-meddle-list.html (http://blog.igenoukan.com/2008/12/do-not-meddle-list.html)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on June 13, 2010, 12:37:06 AM
Sorry for not getting back sooner, of course you could use it. If you have, or did make it, could you maybe show a picture. That would be so awesome.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/dresdenshirt.jpg)

I'm currently wearing it. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ramrod47 on June 20, 2010, 07:42:45 AM
That's so awesome. ;D

I'm a little dissapointed that I'm the first to mention how cool this is.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ramrod47 on June 20, 2010, 07:44:43 AM
Thank you for putting the picture up Lash, for that I dub thee Buddy. Yay  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Nicodemus Archleone on June 20, 2010, 09:12:44 AM
AWSOME Lash. cool cool cool!!!:D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: karpomatic on June 25, 2010, 03:38:26 PM
I'm not reading thru 33 pages so how about,

"I Don't believe In Fairies -Harry Dresden" on the front and a sexy pic of Lea on the back?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on June 26, 2010, 03:52:55 AM
That's actually original, Karpo. Good job!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MoSeS on July 13, 2010, 04:38:08 PM
I think a really subtle shirt would be awesome.

Like a shirt that just simply said like McAnally's Pub! Like this, but instead of a clover maybe a symbol for accorded neutral ground, like a shield? or crest of some sort. And ofcourse Chicago instead of Philly.
(http://6dollarshirts.com/images/T/Paddy-s-Pub-T-SHIRT-11293.jpg)(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21443.jpg)(http://tshirtoutlet.typepad.com/.a/6a0105359316ef970b01310f82ca43970c-800wi)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on July 13, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
A friend currently has DB so I cant find the direct quote: but wasn't there something about T Rex's can't corner or something like that?????
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MoSeS on July 13, 2010, 07:19:34 PM
Like this shirt. Only a True Blood fan would get this.
(http://www.firstmonkeyinspace.com/img/tvdesigns/merlotte/merlotte_sml.gif)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MoSeS on July 13, 2010, 07:23:18 PM
Nevermind, I didn't realize it already has merchandise. But I don't really like this shirt still.
(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/8/m_8872ca3e6306d50edcddd9ab84269bf4.gif)(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/202/5/3/McAnally__s_Pub_Tee_by_MuzicDawg.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on July 13, 2010, 07:26:59 PM
Wouldn't you want that to say "Where you hope nobody knows your full name."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 13, 2010, 07:51:37 PM
A friend currently has DB so I cant find the direct quote: but wasn't there something about T Rex's can't corner or something like that?????

I don't have my copy either!
That is so gonna bug me.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 13, 2010, 10:10:43 PM
front: picture of aurora
"Faerie chicks are hot"
back: picture of Maeve
"Faerie chicks are cool"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on July 14, 2010, 12:47:56 AM
A friend currently has DB so I cant find the direct quote: but wasn't there something about T Rex's can't corner or something like that?????

I don't have my copy either!
That is so gonna bug me.


"Here's something else I bet you didn't know about Tyrannosaurs: they don't corner well."  DB(pb) p. 377
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on July 14, 2010, 02:45:49 AM
YES YES YES   

We need a shirt !!
How do we get one designed?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: The Doctor on July 14, 2010, 04:21:56 PM
Like this shirt. Only a True Blood fan would get this.
(http://www.firstmonkeyinspace.com/img/tvdesigns/merlotte/merlotte_sml.gif)
I need to get that for my partner before HBO finds out about it and sends a cease and desist order.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MoSeS on July 14, 2010, 04:43:41 PM
Wouldn't you want that to say "Where you hope nobody knows your full name."

Yeah, but i didn't make it, stumbled on it doing a google image search for McAnally's Pub.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: trouble on July 14, 2010, 04:47:06 PM
"Oh shit.  Heck hounds."



this is the very first LOL when I started reading the books.

I have one issue with cafepress. I can look under Harry Dresden and get some shirts. Look under Dresden Files, get different ones, or just under Dresden and get even different. They aren't all where you can find everything in one location.  ::)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on July 15, 2010, 02:54:13 AM
Team Jacob
Team Edward

Team Dresden

 :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 15, 2010, 05:54:17 PM
Team Jacob
Team Edward

Team Dresden

 :D

Ha, yes!

You could have four, Team Dresden on the back, on the front top right you could have Hellhound, Blackstaff and Bolshevik Muppet.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on July 15, 2010, 06:42:48 PM
As an alt. to that shirt

Team Jacob
Team Edward

Team Dresden
Team Murphy
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on July 15, 2010, 06:50:00 PM
As an alt. to that shirt

Team Jacob
Team Edward

Team Dresden
Team Murphy

or
Mouse
Thomas
Bob

take your pick  :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Vash the white on July 16, 2010, 03:02:11 AM
team kincaid, that is to be feared
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: EntertainUs on July 22, 2010, 06:53:24 PM
I've looked all over for a "Go Team Dresden!" shirt but have had no such luck....
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: airyie on July 23, 2010, 12:50:06 PM
front: picture of aurora
"Faerie chicks are hot"
back: picture of Maeve
"Faerie chicks are cool"
^This.
Is pretty clever.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SpiritSAS on July 26, 2010, 05:26:38 PM
It would need a good lead in, but the punch line of the t-shirt could be: "Who says I can't be diplomatic?"
Another lead in, followed by "Oh crap!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lullabeas on July 26, 2010, 09:55:01 PM
I'm thinking a correct spelling would be more apropos...

FORZARE!

You ask waaaay too much.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lullabeas on July 26, 2010, 10:02:46 PM
As it goes, the "Don't yadda yadda the Lord" and "Fuck subtle" (although I can't wear that to work) T-shirts get my vote so far, but here's a new one, since I'm re-reading TC for the nth time:

Sleeve: Official DF logo (does one exist?) printed small
Front: Burning building (or something else messy, use your imagination)
Back: Wizard Peabody picture (severe look over spectacles and all) saying (yes, I want a caption bubble), "You are an untidy person." Then underneath that in block letters: "I get vicious under pressure."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lullabeas on July 26, 2010, 10:29:46 PM
Is falling over laughing... must have shirt that says, "I've got gender issues," along with Bob-appropriate pic and snark, "Uh. Wow. I'd love to say something to make that more embarrassing for you, boss, but I'm not sure how."

aHAHAHAhahahahahalolololololol  :D :D :D ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: JessE on August 02, 2010, 03:33:08 PM
Sanya "I LOVE this job!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Karry Shipper on August 02, 2010, 06:20:44 PM
Anyone mentioned doing kids clothes saying:

Tiny, but fierce!

?  :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on August 02, 2010, 06:26:39 PM
there are some on ebay already..

still waiting for Team Dresden
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: hank the ancient on August 07, 2010, 03:27:10 AM
"Thus Kablooie... Thus death"
and
(front)Unseelie Accord Bomb squad
(back) BOLSHEVIC MUPPET!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 09, 2010, 07:01:29 AM
How about in bright red flaming letters, particularly on a black shirt.

Fuego!

or in flaming yellow letters -

Flickum Bickum
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Darth_Corndog on August 10, 2010, 03:59:49 AM
Just perusing this topic and a gestalt of ideas stole upon me and clobbered me with a pipe wrench... (sorry if anyone thought of them first, I was only perusing when mugged).

Black T-shirt with white lettering

Front: The Beetle (with flaming tires and speed lines) beneath "We kick ass in a 4-cylinder kind of way"

Back: The Beetle (from behind) below "Behold the angry wizard put-put-putting away..."

-Dev
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on August 10, 2010, 04:26:30 AM
Pretty original, DC! Nice one!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Darth_Corndog on August 11, 2010, 05:13:34 AM
Thanks.

I jut like that quote for the back. Seems appropriate ^_~
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 11, 2010, 05:59:02 AM
I really like that one too.  Because all the heroic types always peel out and leave rubber and there goes Harry - put - putting away. ::)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on August 12, 2010, 04:22:49 AM
I like  YOU'RE SELLING ME ON EBAY?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 12, 2010, 05:50:46 AM
I like  YOU'RE SELLING ME ON EBAY?

That's good too.  Also - Ebay item - one Harry Dresden/used.

T-Rex's can haul ass they just can't corner.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Beau on August 15, 2010, 02:52:31 AM
One Wizard.
Slightly Used.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: trouble on August 15, 2010, 03:44:03 AM
So we've come up with all these cool ideas, how do we start getting them sold on ebay. I understand only one person have permission from Jim to use the copyright??

(holding credit card in trembling hand)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Jersey on August 18, 2010, 01:13:10 AM
I was just rereading book 3. So ....

Harry with plastic fangs and a cape with Michael next to him. Below type reading "I can't believe you came to a vampire ball dressed as a vampire"  "Not just a vampire ...... a CHEEEEESY vampire"

Ok so the quote isn't exact but you get the idea
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkywardEyes on August 25, 2010, 05:22:21 PM
Id outfit my entire closet with DF quotes pictures like these in a heartbeat. and then take immense pleasure in elightening the confused when they ask me what the hell my shirts means  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 26, 2010, 06:06:40 AM
Hey, look at it this way - we're not demented er, dedicated fans - we're mobile advertising units. ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on August 26, 2010, 04:08:16 PM
Hey, look at it this way - we're not demented er, dedicated fans - we're mobile advertising units. ;D

Don't forget "Bookstore Commandoes"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 26, 2010, 04:10:58 PM
There you is Tribble.
I've been trying to return message you for several days now.  Your message inbox is full.
Thank you so very much for the info you sent me.  Only problem is I live in Southern California.  I think the commute would be a bit much.  But thank you so very much for your kindness.  I hope your life is doing well and keeps getting better.
Again many thanks,
    SL
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Srenya on August 27, 2010, 09:47:58 PM
I'm new but this was always one of my favorite quotes-

for the front: "You are, I take it, Harry Dresden?"
for the back: "If I'm not, he's going to be upset with me when he catches me running around in his underpants."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chelle on September 03, 2010, 02:45:35 AM
As an alt. to that shirt

Team Jacob
Team Edward

Team Dresden
Team Murphy
Oh Hallelujah!  I'm not alone!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Phid on September 07, 2010, 02:41:01 AM
I'm sticking to my vote for McAnally's related.

What about a t-shirt of the label for McAnally's Beer?
McAnally's ale... chill at your own risk
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heather H. on September 11, 2010, 04:27:50 AM
I've just went through all of the pages of this thread and loved pretty much every idea...especially laughed at the "Blampire" one with (Blampire?) on the back.

I'm surprised though that no one (unless I missed it, which is definitely possible) has mentioned anything about his brooding! I thought of this one:

Front: Busy Brooding / Brooding Now.
Back: Go Away / Come Back Later.

They may seem kind of lame...but I'm not very good with coming up with these usually so you guys might have some better brooding ideas!

(:
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on September 11, 2010, 04:30:51 AM
Heather, that reminds me of an old gif icon I have that looks like a Windows 3.0 status bar loading and says...

Attempting to Give a Damn.

Process failed...

Damn not given.



It's really cute when you see it working.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heather H. on September 11, 2010, 05:06:41 PM
Heather, that reminds me of an old gif icon I have that looks like a Windows 3.0 status bar loading and says...

Attempting to Give a Damn.

Process failed...

Damn not given.



It's really cute when you see it working.

I know which one you're talking about! I've seen it around somewhere. It always reminds me of Dresden haha.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shecky on September 12, 2010, 02:07:13 AM
(http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/euroscape/Me%20Myself%20and%20I/dont_give_a_damn.gif)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on September 12, 2010, 02:26:24 AM
How's about:
(Probably already mentioned so sorry if I remention.)

My heroes have always been Wizards.
or
My heroes have always been Foo Dogs.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on September 12, 2010, 07:57:03 PM
(http://i683.photobucket.com/albums/vv194/euroscape/Me%20Myself%20and%20I/dont_give_a_damn.gif)

Do we have this available to post on our profile?

If not, can it be arranged?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: SkywardEyes on September 12, 2010, 08:29:46 PM
Do we have this available to post on our profile?

If not, can it be arranged?
Iv already snagged it for my own nefarious uses  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on September 12, 2010, 11:10:10 PM
That's it exactly, Shecky! I had that on my profile for a long time before i became PowerGirl.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
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Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 03, 2010, 03:20:05 AM
Front: A WIZARD NAMED HARRY.....

Back: DRESDEN
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on November 03, 2010, 03:31:51 AM
Front: A WIZARD NAMED HARRY.....

Back: DRESDEN

I would wear that. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 03, 2010, 03:34:05 AM
I would wear that. :)

Me too.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on November 03, 2010, 04:47:27 AM
Team Murphy

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 03, 2010, 04:51:39 AM
Front: First Step Burger King

Back: Second Step the Red court
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on November 03, 2010, 04:54:36 AM
Front - Chicago's Justice League

Back - Murphy
          Will
          Georgina
          Andi
          Marcy
          Butters
          Toot Toot

Correct, but how do they call Toot.  Only Harry knew his real name and how to call him.  Will saw him do it once but would he remember everything.  Of course putting out pizza would work too.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 03, 2010, 05:07:19 AM
Genius just add toot toot
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Persephone on November 03, 2010, 06:27:28 AM
I'd love to see/make a shirt with a burning building, with the letter above
"The building was on fire
Then letters below
"and it wasn't MY fault!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on November 03, 2010, 04:13:42 PM
Drawing of a cloud of billowing green smoke with the letters in the middle.
"This is NOT what it appears to be!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 04, 2010, 03:04:49 AM
A sign on the front that is cut down the middle

 
                                   
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Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: tallgrrl on November 04, 2010, 03:14:55 AM
I personally think it would be kind of cool to have recreations of the shirts Harry wears in the books.

You mean covered in blood and gore?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 04, 2010, 03:37:54 AM
You mean covered in blood and gore?

Of course i would love to have denarian all over my shirt
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on November 04, 2010, 04:40:51 AM
Of course i would love to have denarian all over my shirt

To each his own but....YUCK!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 04, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
It would make me feel accomplished
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dragonkeeper on November 08, 2010, 12:11:11 AM
How about a graphic with a knight of the cross on it or just the swords and the names of them.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 08, 2010, 12:15:28 AM
How about a graphic with a knight of the cross on it or just the swords and the names of them.

Okay here me out. Three knights standing in the middle with blood sweat and dirt all over them. All sorts of monsters are surrounding them. They just stand there with glowing swords and a righteous fury.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dragonkeeper on November 08, 2010, 12:19:20 AM
i like it. how about one of the swords being taken out of the stone. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 08, 2010, 12:20:12 AM
The middle one would do that
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dragonkeeper on November 08, 2010, 12:23:59 AM
cool..  I really like the quote t-shirt idea what about his advertisment?  Sorry about the spelling if anything is wrong.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 08, 2010, 12:25:35 AM
You get used to sometimes spelling things wrong and welcome to the forums.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dragonkeeper on November 08, 2010, 12:38:51 AM
thanks.  spelling was never my strong subject. thank god for spell check. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on November 08, 2010, 12:39:29 AM
Okay here me out. Three knights standing in the middle with blood sweat and dirt all over them. All sorts of monsters are surrounding them. They just stand there with glowing swords and a righteous fury.
I would love this.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 08, 2010, 01:00:12 AM
I would love this.

I would definitely buy this shirt.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tallgrrl on November 09, 2010, 02:28:04 PM
I read the whole thread at one time or another I think, but I may have still missed it... what about some kind of demon monkey illustration with a caption that reads, "I fling flaming poo" ?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shecky on November 09, 2010, 02:50:05 PM
I read the whole thread at one time or another I think, but I may have still missed it... what about some kind of demon monkey illustration with a caption that reads, "I fling flaming poo" ?

They already have internet-troll shirts. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 09, 2010, 03:39:03 PM
They need a picture of a burning building with harry going "Did I do that?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tallgrrl on November 09, 2010, 03:48:21 PM
They need a picture of a burning building with harry going "Did I do that?"

I think it'd be better having Harry saying, "Stars and stones... not again."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 09, 2010, 06:37:48 PM
Stars and Stones, Hells Bells, Empty Night and that loser in the corner
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heartsonycgr on November 24, 2010, 03:15:11 PM
How about:

"Uh...WHAT?"

The way Jim Marsters says it in the audiobooks is hilarious....

Not a quote, but, "You never can find a vamipre of the White Court when you need one!"

Bob would be an awesome source of quotes, too, but can't think of any right now... :o
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 25, 2010, 12:56:35 AM
Front: Billy and the Alphas, not a band....
Back: A PACK
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on November 25, 2010, 02:09:25 AM
Front: Billy and the Alphas, not a band....
Back: A PACK
That's one I would wear, too. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 25, 2010, 02:20:21 AM
Sigh I wish he would make many of these shirts
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on November 27, 2010, 05:21:45 AM
Darn - wish I'd found this thread sooner!    One of my faves:

"I'm tired of feeling like Han Solo in a world full of Jedi.  I'm supposed to be the Jedi!"

He would be lucky to feel like Han Solo

HAN SHOOTS FIRST
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ranii on December 06, 2010, 12:30:51 AM
Maybe a clipping from the phone book come to mind. :D

Id like a seeling Harry on ebay tshirt for christmas now...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: aarron on December 08, 2010, 02:56:12 AM
I think this would be funny

Front: There will be no jokes about sniffing butts or chasing tails or anything like that. Ever. Agreed?

Back: What happens in the Yucatan stays in the Yucatan!

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: aarron on December 08, 2010, 04:01:10 PM
this ones quite good too

Front - Your going to consult four large pizza's for guidance
           Yes
           There is i think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity

Back - Hail the Pizza Lord!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tallgrrl on December 20, 2010, 12:52:44 PM
And the absurd understatement of the year award goes to...

                                       -or-

And the absurd understatement of the year award goes to Harry Dresdin

But I like just the ellipses, People either get it or they don't.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: smsluck13 on December 29, 2010, 03:56:24 AM
Not sure if it was already mentioned, but "Saving the world, one random act of destruction at a time."  From Side Jobs.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: dragonkeeper on December 31, 2010, 09:23:08 PM
How about putting some of the quotes on bummer stickers?  I have a good one for it:  My other form of transportion is a T-Rex.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on January 02, 2011, 02:07:39 AM
How about putting some of the quotes on bummer stickers?  I have a good one for it:  My other form of transportion is a T-Rex.

"My other form of transportation is a zombie T-Rex!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Phane on January 06, 2011, 09:09:44 PM
"My other form of transportation is a zombie T-Rex!"

"My car can eat your Honor Student."

They need a picture of a burning building with harry going "Did I do that?"

I'd go with the burning building with a quote on the front: "This was not my fault!"
And maybe a back quote: "Don't look at me like that!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on January 06, 2011, 09:12:57 PM
But Sue is not a car.  So . . .

"My car ride can eat your Honor Student."
  How about this instead?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Phane on January 06, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
^ How about this: "This ride stops at all School Crossings... for a bite."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: azkitch on January 17, 2011, 05:07:28 AM
"My other form of transportation is a zombie T-Rex!"

"I was going to put the dinosaur back..."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on January 17, 2011, 05:10:19 AM
"I was going to put the dinosaur back..."

I like that one Azkitch.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: zyada on January 17, 2011, 04:41:41 PM
6-6-6 of one, half-dozen of the other..
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tallgrrl on January 17, 2011, 08:14:34 PM
I submit it should be...

666 of one, 55.5 dozen of another.

(which is 666 divided by 12) or possibly,

666 of one, a dozen and a half of another.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Phid on January 20, 2011, 02:23:50 AM
team red 1
team dresen 1.34 bajillion
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: EntertainUs on January 20, 2011, 11:11:12 PM
I just made these. The fonts were either photoshop stock or taken from dafont.com so if they're used commercially they (usually) require a donation and the brush for McAnally's was created from a pic used from here (http://www.sxc.hu/). I'd love to know what you guys think:

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/akasha_sxe/teamdresden.jpg)

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/akasha_sxe/teammurphy.jpg)

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/akasha_sxe/mcanallys.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Heartsonycgr on January 21, 2011, 04:21:38 PM
EntertainUs:

AWESOME, DUDE!!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on January 21, 2011, 07:54:23 PM
I would totally buy the McAnally's T-shirt, EntertainUS!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on January 22, 2011, 12:56:03 AM
Did somebody suggest:

What goes around, comes around...
and sometimes you're what comes around!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on January 29, 2011, 07:41:21 PM
I would definitely buy the Mcanallys shirt.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MacShidhe on February 03, 2011, 01:47:20 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f94/akasha_sxe/mcanallys.jpg)
[/quote]

I would buy this  :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cardnail on February 03, 2011, 08:20:46 PM
the McAnally's shirt ideas is genius, absolute genius 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Ren on February 08, 2011, 05:05:20 PM
I was once working on custom-ordering a shirt with the Quote form my Avatar on it...8)

I can also picture a graphic black skeleton-silhouette on a green background with two silhouette figures in white attached to it; "iDinozombie"

Or do a variation on the Jurassic Park film Logo that reads "Jurassic park; Chicago Edition"

Or an 8-bit purple monkey with bat-wings and a super-mario style fireball in each hand. And on the back use the old style Ninetendo Oval Logo with "Dresden Files" instead of Nintendo and the words "NOW you're playing with Power!"...though there will likely be copyright issues with that one so...

A picture of battered, blood-stained Murphy in combat threads with Shiro's Sword glowing in one hand a smoking P-90 in the other and the phrase; "Go ahead, call me short again..." on the back.

Michael in his Surcoat with a Carpenter's tool-belt sword propped point-down and held with one hand and the other wielding a Claw-Hammer in the other and the phrase; "Multi-tasking for the Lord..."

A battered and bruised Harry sitting on top of a pile of dead enemies with a smoking staff in one hand, blasting rod in the other and laid across a knee and a shit-eating grin on his face and the Phrase "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

A graphic of Hugh Hefner with his head replaced by Bob's skull and flanked by Susan and Murphy in bikini's with the Phrase "Chicks Dig Bald Guys"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on February 09, 2011, 06:36:40 AM
Okay here me out. Three knights standing in the middle with blood sweat and dirt all over them. All sorts of monsters are surrounding them. They just stand there with glowing swords and a righteous fury.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Jersey on February 12, 2011, 03:56:00 AM
Not to be a buzz kill but I thought in one of the books they said that Mac has the pub declared neutral ground after the war broke out. I'd still buy the short though.

I'm also kind of a fan of "Do what I say or I'll break my foot off in your a#$" (I may not have that word for word correct)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: lordoracle on February 20, 2011, 02:53:16 PM
My favorites have to be tshirts Harry has worn in the books:

"Easter is Canceled: They Found the Body" (apologies to any religious folks that might offend)

"Support America: Buy a Congressman"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: LaLongueCarabine on February 24, 2011, 04:26:36 PM
Words, La. 

or my favorite,

Spooky death Sidhe lady, now upgraded to
Spooky, crazy death Sidhe lady.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Anyanka on March 06, 2011, 10:20:45 PM
I'm rather partial to "Polka will never die!" myself.  And speaking of Todd's McAnally's idea, I seem to recall someone suggesting "McAnally's Tavern:  Where Everyone Knows Your Name (But Conjure By It At Their Own Risk)."  Or maybe that was my spin on another's idea.  Alas, only 22 and the memory's already starting to go!

And Fred, if you want the "SplatterCon!!!" logo I designed for the Molly costume, let me know!

Could I possibly use it for a bookmark design?  I'll post the bookmark files here if you want :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Contrarius on March 17, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
Has anyone suggested the succinct yet classic "Oh crap"?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cipher on March 31, 2011, 03:46:58 AM
I like quite a few that have been named.  I know I will have to save for the ones currently available.  The ones that aren't may have to be made.

How about a logo type shirt for Front:  "Fairy Cleaning and Pest Extermination Service"  Back: "Don't tell anyone."

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: cephis on April 02, 2011, 11:37:38 PM
I like This (http://www.cafepress.com/+tiny_but_fierce_infant_bodysuit,267820747) And this (http://www.cafepress.com/+bobs_invitations,507057017) Can't say no to The Foo Dog (http://www.cafepress.com/+foo_doggie_tee,173769956) and Maeves Finest (http://www.cafepress.com/+your_boyfriend_wants_me_womens_tank,173769941)
, Also cute (http://www.cafepress.com/+queen_mab_tshirt,192573460)  I ask myself this often (http://www.cafepress.com/+wwbd_rectangle_magnet,52238230)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alilisa on April 12, 2011, 06:59:51 PM
I still like "Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Mr. Ghostbuster on April 17, 2011, 05:42:56 PM
A picture of Harry, ragged, unshaven, bloodied and sinister looking. His staff is glowing with hellfire as he stands over the bodies of slain enemies. Underneath the text simply reads "The good guy."

A plain black t-shirt splattered with "blood" and a name tag that says "Hi, I'm An Innocent Bystander".
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sleight on April 23, 2011, 05:48:04 AM
I either want a bumper sticker, or a shirt that says,

"What Would Dresden Do?"

Maybe throw a picture of the blue beetle in with it.
Kind of a reminder to kick-ass and do the right thing.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: mogen1187 on April 23, 2011, 05:52:18 AM
I really like the fairy maid service one.

I'm also pretty fond of this Michael quote...

"Don't yadda yadda the Lord, Harry. It's disrespectful"

Possibly the greatest Knight of the cross line until... "So Mab you hit that"...

Not sure whether it has great T-shirt promise though.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on May 01, 2011, 06:27:18 AM
I submitted this design to ThinkGeek in the hopes of getting it made, but if they don't come through I might just have a few printed myself:

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/099/e/1/all_hail_the_mighty_beetle_by_mad_queen1013-d3dmvm5.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 02, 2011, 02:00:35 PM
I submitted this design to ThinkGeek in the hopes of getting it made, but if they don't come through I might just have a few printed myself:

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/099/e/1/all_hail_the_mighty_beetle_by_mad_queen1013-d3dmvm5.jpg)

Dude, this design is AWESOME.  I'm passing it along to Fred.  Maybe we can get it added to the site store.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on May 02, 2011, 03:08:12 PM
Dude, this design is AWESOME.  I'm passing it along to Fred.  Maybe we can get it added to the site store.

Squeeeeeee!!!! I have the original without the watermark if he says yes :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 02, 2011, 03:09:24 PM
Squeeeeeee!!!! I have the original without the watermark if he says yes :D

It may be a few days before he gets back to you, as he's on a family vacation, but I will let you know ASAP!  Thanks for the quick response!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on May 05, 2011, 09:46:58 PM
One right here pls! :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on May 06, 2011, 03:42:36 AM
I like to peruse shirt.woot, to see what they come up with.  One of theirs I thought would be great with a caption, maybe a quote about Sue.
(http://sale.images.woot.com/Natural_InstinctndyDetail.png)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on May 06, 2011, 04:24:29 AM
I like to peruse shirt.woot, to see what they come up with.  One of theirs I thought would be great with a caption, maybe a quote about Sue.
(http://sale.images.woot.com/Natural_InstinctndyDetail.png)


She needs a little Dresden on her back.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 06, 2011, 01:40:52 PM
I like to peruse shirt.woot, to see what they come up with.  One of theirs I thought would be great with a caption, maybe a quote about Sue.
(http://sale.images.woot.com/Natural_InstinctndyDetail.png)


That's another artist's work, remember.  We're looking for original designs!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alilisa on May 16, 2011, 09:27:35 PM
"Are you selling me on Ebay!"

The way I see this one is anyone who has read TDF would know exactly what this refers to and anyone who doesn't, well they'd like it regardless!  Me, I love it both ways :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Rasins on May 23, 2011, 06:30:39 PM
I can disintegrate a virgin's inhibitions at fifty paces,
but I can't last two weeks at a job where I'm wearing a stupid hairnet and a paper hat.
In what way is that fine?

Thomas Raith - Dead Beat
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Holocron.Coder on May 25, 2011, 03:42:52 PM
Using an image that someone linked earlier... I'd love to see a shirt like this for sale.

FRONT:
(http://i.imgur.com/eHIKC.jpg)

BACK:
(http://i.imgur.com/1WsoV.png)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on May 25, 2011, 04:59:35 PM
Using an image that someone linked earlier... I'd love to see a shirt like this for sale.

FRONT:
(http://i.imgur.com/eHIKC.jpg)

BACK:
(http://i.imgur.com/1WsoV.png)
I would DEFINITELY buy this!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chiana on May 25, 2011, 05:20:34 PM
Me as well!  I love the blue beetle design also!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Esperacchius on May 25, 2011, 06:32:45 PM
I REALLY wish my GF would get around to designing the tshirt she's had in mind.  What do you think, Priscilla?  Would their minds be blown?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Rasins on May 25, 2011, 06:42:25 PM
Using an image that someone linked earlier... I'd love to see a shirt like this for sale.

FRONT:
(http://i.imgur.com/eHIKC.jpg)

BACK:
(http://i.imgur.com/1WsoV.png)

I'd love to see this on a ball cap.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 25, 2011, 06:49:07 PM
I REALLY wish my GF would get around to designing the tshirt she's had in mind.  What do you think, Priscilla?  Would their minds be blown?

Your tease-fu lacks refinement. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 26, 2011, 12:22:09 AM
I REALLY wish my GF would get around to designing the tshirt she's had in mind.  What do you think, Priscilla?  Would their minds be blown?

Since you ask so nicely^^ The beginning: http://twitpic.com/52htq7  ::)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 26, 2011, 12:30:36 AM
OR!  This pic...:

http://twitpic.com/52j7jb

With "Crap." At the bottom^^
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Esperacchius on May 26, 2011, 12:33:00 AM
OR!  This pic...:

http://twitpic.com/52j7jb

With "Crap." At the bottom^^

There's something kinda narcissistic about me saying,"yeah, I'd love that tshirt!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on May 26, 2011, 01:01:33 AM
Since you ask so nicely^^ The beginning: http://twitpic.com/52htq7  ::)

I would buy the bejeezus out of this.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 26, 2011, 02:26:55 AM
I would buy the bejeezus out of this.

Once I figure out the technical stuff, I'll be sure to let everyone know^^
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 26, 2011, 02:46:53 AM
Friendly Reminder:

Jim's policy is that fanart is welcome, as long as folks aren't making money from it.  It's okay if someone wants to make a shirt or three for themselves and a couple friends, but the only kosher way for Dresden t-shirts to be sold on any scale larger than that is through the official store. 

The official store is always open to submissions--we'd love to see some fresh designs for fans to squee over!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Holocron.Coder on May 26, 2011, 02:50:04 AM
If the design I posted appeared in the store, I'd definitely buy it, along with the brown mac's pub one  8)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on May 26, 2011, 05:55:21 AM
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/145/9/e/all_hail_the_mighty_beetle_by_mad_queen1013-d3dmvm5.jpg)

Edited to be a hard-top and have a driver's side mirror, which somehow got lost the last time.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 29, 2011, 02:01:29 AM
Jurassic Dresden!  http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979 (http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979)   ;D

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on May 29, 2011, 02:10:49 AM
Showed Jim.  He said, and I quote: ":D :D :D"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 29, 2011, 02:33:10 AM
Showed Jim.  He said, and I quote: ":D :D :D"

*squee^^
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: KataniKoneko on June 07, 2011, 03:21:53 AM
I love the fairy cleaning service one, and the Sue one. I would buy both!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on June 07, 2011, 08:12:32 PM
Jurassic Dresden!  http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979 (http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979)   ;D

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)

Waaaaaaaaant!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Spot on June 07, 2011, 09:27:41 PM
Jurassic Dresden!  http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979 (http://gillyperkygoth.deviantart.com/art/052411-Jurassic-Dresden-210742979)   ;D

(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)
Oh. My. Gosh. Want!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: iago on June 07, 2011, 09:29:43 PM
Anyone with a design they'd like to release for use on the Jim Butcher webstore (which helps support this site), contact me at evilhat [at] gmail [dot] com. I'll let you know what format(s) I'll need the image in in order to make it work when you do.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on June 07, 2011, 09:32:35 PM
Awesome.

 ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: xyzadc27 on June 11, 2011, 02:47:53 PM
im glad to be here and its cool to read some comments in here.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: thatcat61 on June 13, 2011, 12:24:46 AM
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/145/9/e/all_hail_the_mighty_beetle_by_mad_queen1013-d3dmvm5.jpg)

Edited to be a hard-top and have a driver's side mirror, which somehow got lost the last time.

Would love this on a white background on a Tee. Nice!


The phrase "Mind Over Murphy" keeps running through my head, with the rejoinder "Heck, Everyone is Over Murphy!" but then Toot would probably chime in and well... never mind.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Eleri on June 15, 2011, 02:35:36 PM
I had one planned for Norwescon that said "Accorded Neutral Ground" but it never got made.

Y'know, a t-shirt design contest for Ghost Story could be fun.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tribblechomper on June 20, 2011, 06:42:00 PM
I submitted this design to ThinkGeek in the hopes of getting it made, but if they don't come through I might just have a few printed myself:

(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/099/e/1/all_hail_the_mighty_beetle_by_mad_queen1013-d3dmvm5.jpg)

Wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on June 20, 2011, 07:13:00 PM
So do we all!  Hopefully, it'll be available in our site store before too long. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ery13 on June 23, 2011, 11:52:21 PM
one quote I love that I wish I had a shirt with
"People suck....but persons are worthwhile...always"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Murphy's Stunt Double on June 24, 2011, 07:40:19 PM
I REALLY like that one too, ery13. Just re read it the other day.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on June 25, 2011, 05:13:16 PM
*Off to browse the store*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on July 06, 2011, 09:41:24 PM
Would you like to see Jurassic Dresden (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg) on one of http://riptapparel.com/ 's shirts?  Then head on over to RIPT's Facebook and Like my design!

Here!--> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150231967381704&set=a.10150231965936704.315670.67259481703&type=1&theater

If the design gets enough support they'll use it in August (hopefully).

Thanks guys for whoring me out! *SO EXCITED*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on July 06, 2011, 09:45:24 PM
(Note: Gilly has permission from Jim to do this.  It's all kosher!)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Starbeam on July 06, 2011, 09:46:55 PM
Also, if you're not aware, you have to like RIPT's profile page in order to like/comment on the shirt.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 06, 2011, 09:49:50 PM
Done and done!

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Byll on July 13, 2011, 10:55:04 PM
I liked the Darkhallow poster design, I was also remembering the Quote from the first mental interview with Lasciel in Dead Beat where she says, 'Keep in mind, please, that I was not always a resident of Hell. I relocated there.'
So I had a go at it.(http://www.ancientworlds.net/aworlds_media/ibase_1/00/15/76/00157645_000.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on July 14, 2011, 04:00:56 AM
Good although i never pictured lash as blonde for  some reason she prob is i just didnt think that
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 14, 2011, 05:46:52 AM
Good although i never pictured lash as blonde for  some reason she prob is i just didnt think that

I did.  If it wasn't in the text it must just be the Ursula Andress connotations of the toga.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: doink67 on July 14, 2011, 07:19:35 PM
From P.39 of the thread
Front: Billy and the Alphas, not a band....
Back: A PACK
There could be a picture of a wolf underneath, sitting there or pacing or something.
Also, I'm gonna extend the Team ___ Ideas
Team Edward
Team Jacob
Team Harry
Team Murphy

Team Mouse
(Woof)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on July 18, 2011, 04:58:16 PM
On the front have them in human form and in their wolf form on the back.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on July 18, 2011, 08:08:32 PM
On the front have them in human form and in their wolf form on the back.
i like that idea
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alvin Zicker on July 22, 2011, 06:48:10 AM
"The building was on fireand it wasn't my fault."  I understand!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Rio-boy on July 23, 2011, 01:29:08 PM
love the shirt ideas. though i doubt if they'd ever be available in the places/countries where i get to travel to.

hemingways, just to clarify, jim butcher is okay with us having one or two shirts printed out as long as it isn't sold to others for commercial profit?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: bobtailcat on July 25, 2011, 06:55:50 PM
mister,
 :o the biggest thing in 100 miles this side of a mountian lion ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: degorno on July 26, 2011, 01:44:46 AM
how about a property of Za- Lords Guard
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on July 27, 2011, 08:29:02 PM
(click to show/hide)

One of a bajillion FABULOUS lines in GS.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Taylor0401 on July 29, 2011, 11:15:43 AM
When will we get to see some of these ideas in the Store?  I've seen a lot of great ideas here that met with very positive feedback, but I haven't seen anything new available.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on July 29, 2011, 11:41:49 AM
When will we get to see some of these ideas in the Store?  I've seen a lot of great ideas here that met with very positive feedback, but I haven't seen anything new available.

Fred and I have been a bit buried in work lately, so we haven't had time to add them.  We have two fabulous designs ready to be added, created by our lovely and talented forumites!  We look forward to making them available.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Taylor0401 on July 29, 2011, 11:43:46 AM
Great!  I can't wait to see them, I've really been looking forward to coming back from this deployment and decking myself out in some Dresden gear  :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 29, 2011, 08:11:08 PM
Fred and I have been a bit buried in work lately, so we haven't had time to add them.  We have two fabulous designs ready to be added, created by our lovely and talented forumites!  We look forward to making them available.

Squee alert...

Squeeeee!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on July 29, 2011, 08:11:57 PM
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee indeed! Must have shirty goodness!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 29, 2011, 08:13:16 PM
*Checks bank account*

I have money!  Waiting eagerly with money clutched in my grubby forumite fist...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on July 29, 2011, 08:27:03 PM
*Checks bank account*

I have money!  Waiting eagerly with money clutched in my grubby forumite fist...

(http://i.qkme.me/2z5k.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on July 29, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
^This.   ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: co99p on July 31, 2011, 10:22:33 PM
I want a bumper sticker:

"My other car is the BLUE BEETLE."  ;D

Did these ever get made?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: STHero on August 02, 2011, 06:05:03 PM
I think it would be cool to have a pentacle on the front and on the back say "Theological Switzerland". Or really anything with "Theological Switzerland" on it works for me.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cheesepusher on August 03, 2011, 05:03:00 PM
I'd love to see a lot of these quotes on shirts. I wish I could find a place around here that prints off stuff for shirts since I'm a bigger guy and I'd totally love to wear a Dresden Shirt. Also, I know I'm a bit juvenile, but are there any talks in toys? because my transformers Darth Vader, Vash the Stampede, and Sephiroth figures wouldn't mind having certain Wizard standing next to them above my T.V.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on August 03, 2011, 07:03:40 PM
Hey hey, they're not TOYS. They're collectible poseable miniatures. For grownups.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 03, 2011, 07:11:04 PM
Let's face it folks, they're action figures - and we love them. ::)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on August 03, 2011, 07:30:30 PM
I'd love to see a lot of these quotes on shirts. I wish I could find a place around here that prints off stuff for shirts since I'm a bigger guy and I'd totally love to wear a Dresden Shirt.

Same here. I have some T-shirt transfers and am going to try making my own, but I am even having a hard time finding plain old cotton T-shirts (or 50/50 cotton/polyester) in my size. I believe you can use vinyl letters from a company called Cricut, but you have to have a special machine.

I could possibly make you a shirt if mine comes out successfully. Would you be interested?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alilisa on August 03, 2011, 09:13:47 PM
no no no...they're "collectibles" and one day will be worth a LOT of money and you'll be rich!  *nods lots*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: JEdward on August 03, 2011, 09:51:39 PM
how bout "I answer the thrice and done. Bite. Me."

"So that would make me right, and YOU_____"

and if you're going to do SPLATTERCON!!! shirts we need one with Harry's name tag "an innovcent victim" and one with Rawlins "an authority figure"

and this isn't a qoute but what about "I got bitten at Biancas" ?

"Every one else who lets me ride their dinosaur calls me "

How about the Blue Beetle, and under it:  My other car is a 65 million year old zombie T-Rex.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Cheesepusher on August 03, 2011, 10:55:58 PM
Same here. I have some T-shirt transfers and am going to try making my own, but I am even having a hard time finding plain old cotton T-shirts (or 50/50 cotton/polyester) in my size. I believe you can use vinyl letters from a company called Cricut, but you have to have a special machine.

I could possibly make you a shirt if mine comes out successfully. Would you be interested?

I'd definitely be interested, let me know how it comes out.

And we demand a Dresden Collectable Action Figure with a Bob the Skull alarm clock with sexually suggestive phrases!!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 04, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
I'd love to see a lot of these quotes on shirts. I wish I could find a place around here that prints off stuff for shirts since I'm a bigger guy and I'd totally love to wear a Dresden Shirt. Also, I know I'm a bit juvenile, but are there any talks in toys? because my transformers Darth Vader, Vash the Stampede, and Sephiroth figures wouldn't mind having certain Wizard standing next to them above my T.V.

Try Cafepress - you can get stuff made up in larger sizes with your own design.  They do the printing and all the hard stuff - you just need to come up with the design.  Accordingly JB says you can make one or two shirts for yourself but not a lot for sale.  At least I think that's the way it is.  You probably should doublecheck with one of the mods they would know better.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on August 06, 2011, 04:36:02 AM
Accordingly JB says you can make one or two shirts for yourself but not a lot for sale.  At least I think that's the way it is.  You probably should doublecheck with one of the mods they would know better.

Oh, that's good to know! Now I have to decide on pictures or quotes ... or maybe both.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on August 06, 2011, 07:21:26 AM
Oh, that's good to know! Now I have to decide on pictures or quotes ... or maybe both.

Need to correct that.  It's a couple for yourself but none for sale.  Again, double check with one of the mods.
Or it was mentioned on one of the threads - possibly this one but you're gonna have to wade through all the pages to find it.  Sorry to not be of more help.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: loadwatergun on August 09, 2011, 06:33:02 AM
This may sound cheesy and simple, but when i first started reading the series. I wanted a black shirt with white writing that read
 
               
                       Harry Dresden.
                         
                         ( Wizard. )

And that was it. I didn't give a crap if no one got it. I would. Now that i'm deeper into the series .... i realize that inside the parentheses .... there would be more than just wizard. I still want that shirt, though.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: WiseAss on August 29, 2011, 01:33:40 AM
How about a picture of a burning building with the quote "Trust me I know burning buildings."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: nickh0801 on August 30, 2011, 02:31:16 PM
Yup!  Of course, the version I wore to the con is slightly different from the version available in the store.   In the store version, the "SplatterCon!!!" text is a different color from the shirt itself (making it more legible at a distance--good call, Fred), and it also has the fun "Property of Jim Butcher" text on the back.  Also, the store version is a lot more washer-safe than mine, as I hand-painted it using a homemade stencil. :D


For Daoine: I wasn't happy with the images of me in my costume at the Con, so here's one I took in my dorm, out of makeup:

(http://theninemuses.net/pics/2007-nycc/goodgolly.jpg)


You ma'am, are a Total Hottie Molly!!!  ;)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on August 30, 2011, 07:40:41 PM
Would you like to see Jurassic Dresden (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg) on one of http://riptapparel.com/ 's shirts?  Then head on over to RIPT's Facebook and Like my design!

Here!--> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150231967381704&set=a.10150231965936704.315670.67259481703&type=1&theater

If the design gets enough support they'll use it in August (hopefully).

Thanks guys for whoring me out! *SO EXCITED*

Will we ever get to see this?  I'm checking daily...
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on September 07, 2011, 04:54:26 PM
Will we ever get to see this?  I'm checking daily...

Good question. Stupid RIPT and Teefury keep leaving me hanging.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on September 08, 2011, 09:03:18 PM
Will keep checking then!
Got myself a cool dalek union jack by doing so, big thanks GPG!  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on September 10, 2011, 04:09:57 AM
Will keep checking then!
Got myself a cool dalek union jack by doing so, big thanks GPG!  ;D

My son ordered that shirt too. Did yours arrive yet?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on September 10, 2011, 04:14:44 AM
I made myself a t-shirt using a transfer made from a wonderful fan artist named Mika Kuloda (with her permission). It came out pretty nice:

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-JWWZGFmaueo/TmB9vyNUl5I/AAAAAAAAAJw/a9FknOrgzH4/w598-h447-k/my%2Bnew%2Btshirt%2Bsmall%2Bver.JPG)

(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-TXN5KwWBMDU/TmB9vsZ9qiI/AAAAAAAAAJs/31fTIwZ5Hp0/s512/my%2Bnew%2BMika%2Boriginal%2Bsmall%2Bversion.JPG)

The next one I might do is put the quote from "Ghost Story" when Molly tells Harry that it is now ok for geeks to like both Star Wars *and* Star Trek. I think that would be a funny one.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on September 10, 2011, 07:13:41 AM
^
I like it!!  Big time.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on September 10, 2011, 08:01:23 AM
My son ordered that shirt too. Did yours arrive yet?

Not yet, but then I am across the pond so it will take a few weeks.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on September 10, 2011, 01:21:18 PM
Wheels are in motion for the Blue Beetle and Jurassic Dresden shirts!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on September 10, 2011, 04:15:15 PM
Wheels are in motion for the Blue Beetle and Jurassic Dresden shirts!

Oh, that's great!!! Are they going to be on RiptApparel or TeeFury? Or the official Store here?

I haven't seen the artwork for the Blue Beetle (I think). Could you post it here, or point me to the link?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on September 10, 2011, 04:18:30 PM
Oh, that's great!!! Are they going to be on RiptApparel or TeeFury? Or the official Store here?

I haven't seen the artwork for the Blue Beetle (I think). Could you post it here, or point me to the link?

Official store here, via CafePress.

Blue Beetle design (albeit modified a bit): http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,2416.msg1090769.html#msg1090769
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on September 11, 2011, 03:09:11 AM
Official store here, via CafePress.

Blue Beetle design (albeit modified a bit): http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,2416.msg1090769.html#msg1090769

That's great!  I would definitely like one if I can get it in a big enough size.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on September 11, 2011, 01:23:08 PM
That's great!  I would definitely like one if I can get it in a big enough size.

What size do you wear?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on September 11, 2011, 03:01:47 PM
That's great!  I would definitely like one if I can get it in a big enough size.

Me too.
Personally I am looking for a t-shirt for the *ahem* well developed lady.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: marshrr on September 15, 2011, 12:21:45 AM
What goes around comes around.
And sometimes you get what comes around.
And sometimes you are what comes around.

and

...just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean there isn’t an invisible demon about to eat your face.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Qwestra on September 15, 2011, 03:42:58 AM
Mine absolute favorite would have to be
"... I'll have the iniative of a garden gnome"
Harry to Mab
Ghost Story 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ejchristian86 on September 15, 2011, 03:47:07 AM
I open my email eagerly every day hoping my Blue Beetle shirt is up. It's like waiting for Christmas, only WAY more nerdy.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: delenntoo on September 15, 2011, 06:52:22 AM
What size do you wear?


I just saw your post. I wear a 4X (unfortunately).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on September 28, 2011, 03:42:37 PM
RIPT has Jurassic Dresden back up for vote for October on their facebook!  Like their page http://www.facebook.com/riptapparel (http://www.facebook.com/riptapparel) and the design http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150307221146704&set=a.10150307219846704.335336.67259481703&type=1&theater (http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150307221146704&set=a.10150307219846704.335336.67259481703&type=1&theater) to see it get made!

Please and thank you!

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on September 29, 2011, 05:33:15 PM
Done and done!  ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: wardenkyre on October 11, 2011, 11:46:03 PM
I just finished Turn Coat, and I truly laughed out loud at "Wiley Coyote... Super Genius"  but, that might be too obscure.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: LaLongueCarabine on December 13, 2011, 04:41:07 AM
Just about anything Sanya says in Changes.
I love the Character, a Knight of the Cross that's an atheist.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Starshine on January 06, 2012, 02:42:29 AM
Hi all  :)

I just joined this board, and I havent read through all 48 pages of this thread, so someone else may have already suggested this, but I'd like to see a line of clothing based on the colors of Winter and Summer - t-shirts, sweatshirts, fleece jackets, hoodies - that kind of thing.

I'd suggest deep blues and purples for Winter [maybe fading into each other ] with the single white [or very light blue, like an ice blue] badge of winter somewhere on the garment - maybe in the center for tees and sweats, on the top left for the jackets, hoodies.

And deep greens and deep gold for summer - with either the sun or a leaf design in gold for the badge.

They're beautiful colors and I think they'd look really nice.

On different shirts [not these] - just for slogans - how about

Magic - It Can Get a Guy Killed

or

I Died Doing the Right Thing

[although they've probably been suggested already - but whenever I think of the DF those 2 always pop into my mind.]
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: GrimNir on March 05, 2012, 08:51:28 PM
Got to include two of the classics:
"Polka will never die!"
"In the name of the pizza lord, CHARGE!"

I'd buy "in the name of the pizza lord, CHARGE!"
maybe on the back have a Dresden picture, I like the one on the wikapedia page

And How about a grave Stone RIP harry Dresden "Died doing the right thing" then on the back "but not yet"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Daark31 on March 19, 2012, 07:03:37 AM
You.... tapped that ass. Presumably it was, phat?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Maryelidee on March 20, 2012, 11:34:15 PM
 ;D to "Polka will never die!" I always wondered if the cool shirts Jim wears to Q & A's were his original ideas oder.....could one of those be used...like the Latin one which supposedly says "A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away"?  Those are cool too.  Glad this all came up when I'm re-listening to Dead Beat.
I'd like to see a shirt with Toot Toot and his gear...and a slice of pizza maybe with the Za Lord mentioned somehow.  Oh what a fine thing it would be to be egregiously clever.  Thanks for this cool idea.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Daghain on April 05, 2012, 03:28:18 AM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

Okay, I totally want this!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on April 15, 2012, 09:43:37 AM
Ditto.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Daysleeper on April 22, 2012, 03:40:09 PM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

Two references and ironic use of an old saying in one package, fantastic!

People would wear that shirt just to try to attract actual fairy maid service.

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on May 03, 2012, 05:27:44 AM
How about........."Wizardry, not just a job, an adventure, escaping from giant monkeys hurling incendiary poo."
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: co99p on May 06, 2012, 08:40:42 PM
How about........."Wizardry, not just a job, an adventure, escaping from giant monkeys hurling incendiary poo."

I like

Dresden Investigations
Putting the "ICK" in Magic since 19xx
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: GiantCorgi on May 18, 2012, 06:18:10 PM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

I also want this shirt. Make it so Number One (whoever that may be :P )!!!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Enchantedwater on May 21, 2012, 11:58:22 PM
A few suggestions:

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
“What is the point of having free will if one cannot occasionally spit in the eye of destiny?”
Front: "Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" Back: “Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on May 23, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
How bout a shirt.

I spec'd into detective AND wizard.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sleight on June 11, 2012, 05:41:55 AM
I'm currently trying to design two bumper stickers that I want to put on my vehicle. Unfortunately designing isn't my strongest skill- so I'm hoping to get some advice.

The main one I want will simply read "What Would Dresden Do?"
Vague, yes, but that's kind of the point. I would like to underline this with a wizard staff, which I am finding impossible to design, and probably throw in a few other interesting designs with it.

The other would simply read "Hell's Bell's, Murphy!" This one I have a couple of scorpions approaching the lettering, and I would like some archaic symbolism around it.

I'm not looking to submit these, or make any money of course, so if anybody has some suggestions or ideas it would be appreciated. I'm good with Photoshop, but terrible at drawing things by hand.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on June 11, 2012, 04:01:21 PM
I'm currently trying to design two bumper stickers that I want to put on my vehicle. Unfortunately designing isn't my strongest skill- so I'm hoping to get some advice.

The main one I want will simply read "What Would Dresden Do?"
Vague, yes, but that's kind of the point. I would like to underline this with a wizard staff, which I am finding impossible to design, and probably throw in a few other interesting designs with it.

The other would simply read "Hell's Bell's, Murphy!" This one I have a couple of scorpions approaching the lettering, and I would like some archaic symbolism around it.

I'm not looking to submit these, or make any money of course, so if anybody has some suggestions or ideas it would be appreciated. I'm good with Photoshop, but terrible at drawing things by hand.

I'd recommend going with a basic color pallet and object silhouettes.  I'm bad at drawing myself, but I get by with editing images on the web.  Find a wizard staff pic, make it a silhouette, and add runes after the fact. 

As for the scorpions, I'd do the same.  A base background color with text and scorpion silhouettes might work best.  At least for your initial attempts.

Here are a couple designs I've made. 

The first two started as a bumper sticker idea, which morphed into the family stickers, and then turned into a Blue Beetle window shot. 
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Dresden_Decal.jpg)

Then Molly wanted to feel included...
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Dresden_Decal_Tagged.jpg)


I forget what the motivation was behind this one.  But I thought it would make a good bumer sticker design.  But I don't put anything on my car, so I just pull them out for posts every now and then.
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Smokey_Dresden.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chiana on June 11, 2012, 08:08:30 PM
I like those bumper stickers!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on June 11, 2012, 09:11:30 PM
How about   "My Foo dog beat up your Rottweiler"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Romulan Cmdr on June 18, 2012, 05:08:51 AM
I'd love these as buttons:

"I was going to put the T-Rex back, but I was kinda unconscious"

"Beware FOO dog"

"I live with a wizard; I cheat"

"thats not a plan; thats a loony tune"

"Love Hurts"

"you do realize I am holding a gun,right?"

"fireballs arent 20 ft spheres"

"Is there any doubt in your mind I could make you do it?"

--anyone remember the quote where Murphy asks Dresden what happened to him. He tells her flat and she saids "you re not joking are you?"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on June 18, 2012, 04:46:58 PM
--anyone remember the quote where Murphy asks Dresden what happened to him. He tells her flat and she saids "you re not joking are you?"
The one I remember where she said that was when she asked him where he got some information and he said "a magic faerie told me." 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: tuttman1234 on July 31, 2012, 08:27:14 AM
I thought it was Murphy asking him in Summer Knight who he was going to ask to get the information and he said his fairy godmother.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Shecky on August 30, 2012, 07:32:49 PM
REMINDER: CafePress will be selling Dresden cover-art t-shirts for about two more weeks. Visit the store and see what's offered!

http://www.cafepress.com/cafepressshop50
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: TheIrishMan on September 13, 2012, 02:10:10 AM
Harry Dresden. He doesn't pull a rabbit out of a hat but he can throw a fire ball up your ass! hahaha
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on September 13, 2012, 07:54:41 AM
 ::)
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Post by: Matthew_Manning on September 17, 2012, 03:17:58 AM
I would like to see a picture of Harry wearing a Burger King crown and a caption of him saying "I am the burger king".
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: cpt_kirstov on October 01, 2012, 02:09:55 AM
Any change of getting either the "business card" or Mac's as a pint glass now that cafepress does those?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: CHAR2056 on November 21, 2012, 05:30:03 AM
Would you like to see Jurassic Dresden (http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/149/c/4/052411_jurassic_dresden_by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg) on one of http://riptapparel.com/ 's shirts?  Then head on over to RIPT's Facebook and Like my design!

Here!--> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150231967381704&set=a.10150231965936704.315670.67259481703&type=1&theater

If the design gets enough support they'll use it in August (hopefully).

Thanks guys for whoring me out! *SO EXCITED*


Have thought trying this on the other 1-day t-shirt sites like QWERTEE, Shirt Punch or Teefury
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on November 21, 2012, 06:10:55 AM

Have thought trying this on the other 1-day t-shirt sites like QWERTEE, Shirt Punch or Teefury

She did indeed, to no avail.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sparkenwolf on December 04, 2012, 12:08:47 AM
Anything new on getting shirts with quotes?  I figured with all the books now, some good quotes are newly available.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: KoshN on December 06, 2012, 11:50:17 AM
Any chance we could have mugs with graphics from the book covers (like my avatar) or the graphic novel?  I figure that should be easier to manage than graphics from the TV show.  I'm going to buy a couple of the Dresden business card mugs, but some with graphics picturing Harry wearing his hat and duster and with his staff would look GREAT.  If the book covers were done, I'd buy one of each.

Also, McAnally's Irish Pub T-Shirt design would look great on a hoodie, say white print on a green hoodie or green print on a white or light grey hoodie.   :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: loneiron on December 06, 2012, 02:26:06 PM
Ok so it seems like I'm late to the party, but i had one i was thinking about doing. With the scene with Ursiel in the alley, with the caption "that's the last time I ask a stranger for change..."

Or one with Nic in a suit that says "Ask me about our currency exchange program"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on December 06, 2012, 02:27:52 PM
Ok so it seems like I'm late to the party, but i had one i was thinking about doing. With the scene with Ursiel in the alley, with the caption "that's the last time I ask a stranger for change..."

Or one with Nic in a suit that says "Ask me about our currency exchange program"
s *snickers*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on December 07, 2012, 05:44:39 PM
Ok so it seems like I'm late to the party, but i had one i was thinking about doing. With the scene with Ursiel in the alley, with the caption "that's the last time I ask a stranger for change..."

Or one with Nic in a suit that says "Ask me about our currency exchange program"

Dammnn that's funny..... ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Snowleopard on December 07, 2012, 08:24:28 PM
Would - Don't take any plugged nickels.  Be a good one?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on December 08, 2012, 11:29:45 PM
How about this....PROPERTY OF MAB, QUEEN OF AIR AND DARKNESS' REHAB CENTER
                                                    "NO PAIN.......NO GAIN"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: XoVeR on December 09, 2012, 08:55:25 AM
How bout this  "Cat Sith Coasters"    And then have a Vertebrae with a frosty brew on top of it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on December 09, 2012, 10:27:30 AM
How about this....PROPERTY OF MAB, QUEEN OF AIR AND DARKNESS' REHAB CENTER
                                                    "NO PAIN.......NO GAIN"

    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on December 09, 2012, 10:42:43 PM
    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.
I think my brains just broked on there one.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Dust Bunny on December 09, 2012, 10:44:06 PM
I think my brains just broked on there one.

Mine, too. I'm soooo glad I had already swallowed my coffee. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on December 10, 2012, 12:13:04 AM
    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.

I defer to the lovely Shades......ROFL
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Sparkenwolf on December 10, 2012, 12:39:55 AM
    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.

I like this, but add the "No Pain, No Gain" to it.  Why doesn't anyone do a travel mug with printing on it.  I use one at work all the time, so no spillage. :(
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Phid on December 11, 2012, 01:20:54 AM
    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.
HAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!
*GLOMPS SHADES*
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: art42dent on December 11, 2012, 09:11:25 AM
How about something that ties to McAnally's?

"McAnally's Pub - Best Beer, Steak Sandwiches, & Lemonade in Chicago.  Neutral Ground Since 1974"  (I'm guessing the year)

Given Macs mysterious life maybe 1874 would be more appropiate......
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: TheIrishMan on December 29, 2012, 05:31:19 AM
what would be interesting is if macs was there in 1774... o_O
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on December 29, 2012, 05:34:43 AM
    The Arctis Tor Rehab Centre
We have ways of making you walk.
Would you be terribly offended if I stole this and painted it on a T-Shirt?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on December 29, 2012, 08:09:35 AM
Only if I don't see pictures.
I'd be honoured. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on December 29, 2012, 05:03:38 PM
I like:

"What if Peter Parker got bit by a radioactive wizard?" "Harry Dresden"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: violynn on January 06, 2013, 08:37:29 PM
How about this....PROPERTY OF MAB, QUEEN OF AIR AND DARKNESS' REHAB CENTER
                                                    "NO PAIN.......NO GAIN"


That is just great, love it!
Hi, New here, but long-time DF's reader; just discovered this forum last night, excited to read and meet so many other Jim fans!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on January 06, 2013, 08:40:04 PM
Welcome to the forum violynn. Don't drink the punch, it has Rampire spit. Also, don't become a minion. Big No No.  Call me Reg.  Beware of the Guy Dina.  I'll let the others formally introduce you.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on February 14, 2013, 05:34:51 AM
Only if I don't see pictures.
I'd be honoured. :)
Finally got around to painting it.  I'll post a pic here if I can get my phone to take a decent pic.  (The color isn't working at all - it's almost like a negative or something!)

ETA:  OK, tried again with the pictures this morning.  Same shirt, front and back pics taken in the same location, same lighting, within a minute of each other.  The colors of the back are accurate, the colors of the front are clearly not.  But here it is (slightly out of focus).  The snow flake on the front is silver, as are all the little flecks on front and back, the lettering is baby blue.  No idea what the deal is with my phone/camera.

ETA again:  Got a little bit better pic of the front - but still not close to the actual color of the shirt.  I have no idea what the deal is why the front looks like a different color than the back in the pictures.  :/

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/ArctisTorRehab_zps05867339.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: defamatoryspeech on February 17, 2013, 05:19:21 AM
Sooooooooooooo i want a shirt :).
Also hey.
Also im not new, just a returning member with a different name.
Also i want a shirt :).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ۞†Grey Warden†۞ on February 17, 2013, 05:48:54 AM
 I love it.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on February 17, 2013, 11:12:40 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/ArctisTorRehab_zps05867339.jpg)

Even so, that is a beautiful thing. :)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on February 17, 2013, 04:36:37 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/ArctisTorRehab_zps05867339.jpg)

Showed Jim.  He said, "OMG hilarious shirt. :)"

Well done. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Lash Dresden on February 17, 2013, 05:22:35 PM
Showed Jim.  He said, "OMG hilarious shirt. :)"

Well done. :D
Thanks Priscellie!  And thanks to shades of grey for letting me steal your idea!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: shades of grey on February 17, 2013, 05:25:33 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Chiana on February 18, 2013, 02:27:15 PM
Awesome shirt!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on March 10, 2013, 07:17:12 PM
Even so, that is a beautiful thing. :)


That is absolute greatness!! ;D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: KoshN on March 13, 2013, 12:27:34 AM
Awesome shirt!

That should be an official shirt, up for anybody to buy.  Hell, I'd like to have it on a zip-up hoodie, The Dresden Files on one side of the front and the main design on the back.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Serack on April 26, 2013, 06:25:02 PM
Finally got around to painting it.  I'll post a pic here if I can get my phone to take a decent pic.  (The color isn't working at all - it's almost like a negative or something!)

ETA:  OK, tried again with the pictures this morning.  Same shirt, front and back pics taken in the same location, same lighting, within a minute of each other.  The colors of the back are accurate, the colors of the front are clearly not.  But here it is (slightly out of focus).  The snow flake on the front is silver, as are all the little flecks on front and back, the lettering is baby blue.  No idea what the deal is with my phone/camera.

ETA again:  Got a little bit better pic of the front - but still not close to the actual color of the shirt.  I have no idea what the deal is why the front looks like a different color than the back in the pictures.  :/

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/Rapunzel1/ArctisTorRehab_zps05867339.jpg)

That is so much awesome!

As for the difference in the 2 pictures, (Edit:  The below explenation got a bit long and technical so I am condensing it into a spoiler in case the reader doesn't want to get sucked up into it.)

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on May 02, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
NO RIPT! 

NO TEE FURY! 

Just ME bringing them to YOU at Denver Comic Con 2013! (Artist Alley booth tba next week (hopefully))

I’m not doing any pre-ordering so they will be available first at DCC 2013!

Any extra I have after the convention I will sell on my Etsy and if they sell really well I’ll be able to make more.

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/017/5/c/052411_jurassic_dresden_vote__by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)

And I really do hope they sell because I just put myself in the hole for them.  I hope you’re as excited as I am!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: ruadhbruin on May 03, 2013, 05:37:08 PM
Man that's just fricking cool.
NO RIPT! 

NO TEE FURY! 

Just ME bringing them to YOU at Denver Comic Con 2013! (Artist Alley booth tba next week (hopefully))

I’m not doing any pre-ordering so they will be available first at DCC 2013!

Any extra I have after the convention I will sell on my Etsy and if they sell really well I’ll be able to make more.

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/017/5/c/052411_jurassic_dresden_vote__by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)

And I really do hope they sell because I just put myself in the hole for them.  I hope you’re as excited as I am!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Rasins on May 03, 2013, 06:17:36 PM
NO RIPT! 

NO TEE FURY! 

Just ME bringing them to YOU at Denver Comic Con 2013! (Artist Alley booth tba next week (hopefully))

I’m not doing any pre-ordering so they will be available first at DCC 2013!

Any extra I have after the convention I will sell on my Etsy and if they sell really well I’ll be able to make more.

(http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/017/5/c/052411_jurassic_dresden_vote__by_gillyperkygoth-d3hgybn.jpg)

And I really do hope they sell because I just put myself in the hole for them.  I hope you’re as excited as I am!

If you'll take orders, I'll place one when you do.  I need a "larger" size.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on June 03, 2013, 09:09:08 PM
Jurassic Dresden shirts are up for sale on my Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth?section_id=13720520 (https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth?section_id=13720520)!
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/131/0/2/jurassic_dresden_2_by_gillyperkygoth-d64vp23.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on June 03, 2013, 11:53:49 PM
Jurassic Dresden shirts are up for sale on my Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth?section_id=13720520 (https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth?section_id=13720520)!
(http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/131/0/2/jurassic_dresden_2_by_gillyperkygoth-d64vp23.jpg)
Order submitted! 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Grouse on June 04, 2013, 10:55:30 PM
ordered
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: hkjakkie on August 17, 2013, 02:36:33 AM
While I am waiting for the next book so far I bought 2 ipod cover(is that what they are called)
and I had to have 2 "Polka will never die" shirts.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: WVMojo on August 26, 2013, 03:53:37 PM
Quick question after no luck on the searches...

Is there a list anywhere of shirts that Harry has worn with sayings on them? 

Like - Easter is canceled, they found the body?

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: AndiSue on August 26, 2013, 08:28:01 PM
I don't think I've seen anyone suggest this yet and I just read it last night: 

"Class oozes out my every orifice." Death Masks, Chapter 29
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MetalFae on September 04, 2013, 04:52:36 AM
I need this shirt that Harry wore in the books..

"Easter has been canceled. They found the body."

XD
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alilisa on September 04, 2013, 04:57:30 AM
http://www.zazzle.com/easters_been_cancelled_tee_shirt-235141803236352339
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: MetalFae on September 04, 2013, 05:06:31 AM
Ah hah.

Well waddaya know.  8) Thanks!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Alilisa on September 04, 2013, 05:08:18 AM
You're very welcome :) Glad to help.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Longfellow on February 14, 2014, 02:29:13 AM
Graphic:  Toot Toot in full battle regalia
Slogan:  Pizza or death!
Optional slogan:  Hail,  Za Lord!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on February 28, 2014, 10:57:39 PM
I think something like this would be cool.  What slogans could Mac have?

Ideas
 - "Serve yourself... the best."
 - "Come to an Accord... with your tastebuds."
 - "Hell is Empty... and All the Devils are Here." - Shakespeare

(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Products/MacsShirt01_zpsba17a64a.png)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: inpherno on April 03, 2014, 01:57:28 AM
Thank you for sharing Gryffn612.   How about “Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.” from Blood Rites?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Romulan Cmdr on April 03, 2014, 02:32:18 AM
Is there a summation list of quotes?  With it being 53 pages I was just curious if anyone had condensed them into a doc.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tami Seven on April 03, 2014, 04:30:12 PM
I think something like this would be cool.  What slogans could Mac have?

Ideas
 - "Serve yourself... the best."
 - "Come to an Accord... with your tastebuds."
 - "Hell is Empty... and All the Devils are Here." - Shakespeare

(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Products/MacsShirt01_zpsba17a64a.png)

What did Harry call Mac? A Master Brewmancer?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on April 09, 2014, 10:32:37 PM
What did Harry call Mac? A Master Brewmancer?
Yeah, that'd be a good one.  I can see Mac grudgingly wearing the shirt if Harry had it made. 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: PilgrimDan on April 15, 2014, 06:40:55 PM
Well, Cafe Press doesn't like me, since when I try to order a Splattercon tee, I first got this (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/bing/errorpage.html?aspxerrorpath=/cp/checkout/checkout_form.aspx), and just now, when I tried again to order one, I get this (https://www.cafepress.com/cp/checkout/checkout_form_mobile.aspx?AmazonPurchaseContractId=amzn1.contract.1.1.2.d53f412e52138ef735fc7b80f1a8e732), telling me to check my credit card number and try again, when I have already entered my right credit card number.

It's driving me barmy, I tell ya.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tami Seven on April 27, 2014, 04:02:26 AM
I'd like to see this quote from Changes on a T-Shirt

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Longfellow on April 27, 2014, 08:31:06 PM
T-Shirt slogans

"My staff is long, hard, and has magic runes carved into it."

"Real men wear shield bracelets."

"It's pronounced shee!"



Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on May 02, 2014, 02:03:53 AM
Here's another random design I came up with a few months back but forgot to post.  At least, I think I did and didn't. 

I thought it might make a good t-shirt.  It'd probably need to be the same tan as the background, or maybe black or white.
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Products/HD_Hope_zps095f214e.png)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tami Seven on May 02, 2014, 01:40:43 PM
Here's another random design I came up with a few months back but forgot to post.  At least, I think I did and didn't. 

I thought it might make a good t-shirt.  It'd probably need to be the same tan as the background, or maybe black or white.
(http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q507/wizardpi/Products/HD_Hope_zps095f214e.png)

Nice Image!
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on June 17, 2014, 02:03:00 PM
Dead Beat shirts are back up in my Etsy if anybody is interested! https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth (https://www.etsy.com/shop/GillyPerkyGoth)

(https://img1.etsystatic.com/015/1/6506739/il_570xN.465799501_43ey.jpg)
(https://img1.etsystatic.com/016/1/6506739/il_570xN.465807135_msbc.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on October 02, 2014, 08:56:08 PM
I don't know if anyone else happened across this, but there's 2 days left to order the Mac's Brown Bottle Ale T-Shirt/Hoodie

http://teespring.com/macsbrownbottle

(http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/1320515/765931/2/566/front.jpg?v=2014-09-14-13-49) 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Griffyn612 on October 03, 2014, 02:41:23 AM
Griffyn612,

     Thank you! I just ordered one when I got the e-mail about this message. I was hoping that there would also be some more Chris McGrath (http://www.christianmcgrath.com/) covers on the Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com/cafepressshop50) shop. I have the White Night (still there) and Side Jobs (gone) tee shirts.

;) 8) ;)
Sure thing.  It came across my Facebook feed, of all things.  Apparently liking JB on FB was enough for it to market it to me.  First time that's ever worked.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: GillyPerkyGoth on October 25, 2014, 05:30:56 PM
Dead Beat shirts are available on RedBubble! http://www.redbubble.com/people/gillyperkygoth/works/12883435-jurassic-dresden (http://www.redbubble.com/people/gillyperkygoth/works/12883435-jurassic-dresden)

(http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.30751922.3435/fig,black,mens,ffffff.u1.jpg)
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: jdrum00 on November 09, 2014, 08:04:49 AM
So, there's nothing wrong licensing-wise with this sort of thing? I'm glad, because I found the Teespring shirt independently (http://teespring.com/macsbrownbottle (http://teespring.com/macsbrownbottle)), ordered one, and then saw someone else wearing one at our local RenFest last weekend! (In fact, I just joined the forums so that I could look to see if I should be sending his agent five bucks or something. :) )
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on November 09, 2014, 09:15:09 PM
So, there's nothing wrong licensing-wise with this sort of thing? I'm glad, because I found the Teespring shirt independently (http://teespring.com/macsbrownbottle (http://teespring.com/macsbrownbottle)), ordered one, and then saw someone else wearing one at our local RenFest last weekend! (In fact, I just joined the forums so that I could look to see if I should be sending his agent five bucks or something. :) )

There is a problem, but until Jim, his agent, and I can sort out how to satisfy fan demand without stepping on anybody's fun, we're kind of looking the other way.  It's a source of major stress in my life when I see folks selling their designs, because I want to say something, but I don't know what. 

My current favorite idea is to hold periodic t-shirt contests to get new designs added to the official store, with profits split between the creator and Jim, but that would require Fred or me to have the time to run said contests. :D Another option might be for folks to seek out Jim's approval to sell their designs (as GillyPerkyGoth did), maybe with a special graphic to indicate to buyers that they have permission and an honor system that a certain percentage of their profits be donated to a charity of Jim's choice.

We want to preserve the power of Jim's copyright, but we also don't want to alienate fans who just want to show their love of the series.  Any suggestions for how to do so are welcome!

If you're looking to compensate Jim or his agent, I suggest you make a donation to Jim's favorite charity, Missouri Pit Bull Rescue (http://www.mprgroup.net/).
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Serack on May 05, 2015, 02:04:30 PM
oh
my
god

http://society6.com/product/where-i-come-from-there-is-no-try_t-shirt#11=50&4=87

I'll have to host a pic later for this post.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: AndiSue on August 25, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
oh
my
god

http://society6.com/product/where-i-come-from-there-is-no-try_t-shirt#11=50&4=87

I'll have to host a pic later for this post.

Oh man...I want it so bad.  But I am trying to be respectful of copyright/tradmark/good fan manners.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: AndiSue on August 25, 2015, 11:27:52 PM
oh
my
god

http://society6.com/product/where-i-come-from-there-is-no-try_t-shirt#11=50&4=87

I'll have to host a pic later for this post.

Did you see this one? https://society6.com/product/team-dresden-it-is-dangerous-to-go-alone_t-shirt#11=49&4=100&5=30

Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Tami Seven on October 19, 2015, 12:32:08 AM
AndiSue,

     The only thing wrong with the shirt in that link (and some others that I have seen) is that only current fans of The Dresden Files would have any idea what it represents. To me, it looks like some low-resolution video game.

Everyone,

     If fans want to make merchandise based on Jims' intellectual property, it would be much better to get Jim's permission beforehand. As a very minimum they should put something on the design to give Jim credit and advertise his books. Text does not cost that much, and many vendors provide it free with their products. The donations that Priscellie and I mentioned would also help.


(http://www.ourdollcommunity.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal__MG_4504b_sm.JPG) (http://www.ourdollcommunity.com/gallery/albums/userpics/_MG_4504b_sm.JPG)

     For the most part, the book covers are Chris McGrath's (http://www.christianmcgrath.com/) work. Why there are not more of these in the Café Press Dresden shop (http://www.cafepress.com/cafepressshop50) is a mystery to me. The Café Press Jim Butcher.Com Store (http://www.cafepress.com/jimbutcher) could use some new material, too.

8) :) 8)

So, everything at Cafe Press/Jim Butcher Store is legit merchandise made with Jim's approval?
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on October 19, 2015, 12:45:12 AM
CafePress is a site that lets anyone upload anything--it's not a Jim-only site.  The CafePress Dresden shop linked above is fair game, though.  It's run by cover artist Chris McGrath, on a licensing deal with Jim.  (Which surprises me, actually. I thought it was just a temporary arrangement.  Glad they worked out something more permanent. :D)

General rule of thumb: if it's linked from the official store, it's Jim-approved! 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Priscellie on October 19, 2015, 11:18:41 PM
Grimm is holding his hat in his hand. It's semi-obscured by the text. :D
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Akrasiel on January 24, 2016, 11:03:59 AM
How about a "Property of Executive Priority Health" gym shirt, maybe a tank or a light tee?

I'd love to buy more official Dresden shirts and such, but as a person of size and length I find 3xl to be tough to maintain as a t-shirt size. I know it's usually a more costly hassle (which is why most don't do it) but maybe expanded sizing would be a benefit. I've bought a few of the freelance Dresden themed shirts on teespring but only because they can get the size I need... At least now I won't have to feel guilty about it. I just wanna rep the brand @.@
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes
Post by: Resa on April 01, 2016, 07:55:35 AM
Does it have to be a quote?  Or would you be open to suggestions such as:

(front) The first rule of fairy maid service is you do not talk about fairy maid service.

(back) The Dresden Files.  Good clean fun.

LOVE THIS! 
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: Jetspawn on April 02, 2016, 05:41:36 AM
I'm buying the MacAnally's Pub shirt. and the yadda shirt. and The building was on fire....k you guys can just clothe me for the next year.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: KipIngram on October 27, 2018, 10:10:31 PM
Ah, so many of those are good.  I'm down for a SplatterCon shirt for sure.  And the Pizza Lord one - yeah.

Ok, I can't see the previous entries anymore - did anyone suggest "Bring it, Darth Bathrobe!"
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: wardenferry419 on November 06, 2018, 12:22:58 PM
I like that one.
Title: Re: Shirt Quotes: Buy Dresden Stuff!
Post by: KipIngram on November 09, 2018, 12:19:51 PM
If you're looking to compensate Jim or his agent, I suggest you make a donation to Jim's favorite charity, Missouri Pit Bull Rescue (http://www.mprgroup.net/).

Jim's my favorite author ever, so I really want to behave in a way he's content with.  My feeling about things like this is that there's a difference between "cases that involve profit" and cases that don't.  My wife and I got invited to a costume party a few years ago, and I went as Dresden.  Put a good bit of effort into procuring and making the props (I thought my staff turned out particularly well).  I even thought about (but didn't have time) boring out the top of the staff and putting a red light in there so I could make the runes glow.

Anyway, it didn't occur to me that I might have been stepping on any sort of toes - I didn't make any money in the situation and I figured it was a form of free advertising for the series.  Is that how you guys would look at that as well?

Oh, funny story around that.  A day or two after the party it was Halloween itself - I wore the costume for handing out candy to the kids.  At one point I'd stepped out into the front yard, and was standing in the grass near the sidewalk with the staff planted in the ground and my head bowed down a little.  The costume was modeled after the cover shots, so included a hat.  The brim hid my face to some extent.

At one point while I was standing there a kid comes down the sidewalk and turns up our walkway.  As he passed me, I raised my head and turned toward him.  Poor kid nearly jumped out of his skin.  As he recovered, he said "DUDE - I thought you were a decoration."

Pretty hilarious and one of my "fun times" memories.  :-)