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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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The Wolf formerly known as Shadow:
- I will not hang out with Michael just to get better parking spaces
- I will not go to Church just to see Lash cry
- I will not plant fungus demons in Murphy's bosses' cars
  A) Or Butters' Boss's Car
  B) Or Morgan's
  C) Or the Merlin's
  D) the list goes on
    a) am I sure I'm not allowed?

nanuq:

--- Quote ---Under no circumstances am I allowed to threaten Mouse with Neutering.  Lets just say he doesn't think its funny.
--- End quote ---

Plus, he'd return the favor.

Purpura:

--- Quote from: netwyrm on April 12, 2008, 06:46:16 PM ---I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

--- End quote ---

LOL!

I will not go around telling people I am Gaius Baltar for Halloween, either

I will not compare Murphy to Doc, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Bashful and Dopey. 
I will not insult Butters' love for the Polka, or put down Weird Al Yankovic.
I will not confuse Titania with Tito Puente.
I will not say I will put a joke "Oberon" Titania either.

I will not confuse Marva Maid Milk, with Mavra either.

hassman:
I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

Life is too short to make puns about Murphy's height
   a.  heck, did it again.

Miharu:

--- Quote from: hassman on April 13, 2008, 02:37:22 AM ---I will not try to hook Thomas up with Mavra to see if I can breed the new Gray vampires.

--- End quote ---

Correct me if I am wrong but wouldn't that be Pink Vampires, not Grey?

 :D

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