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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Murphy's Stunt Double:
- Though it break my heart, telling Murphy that my source of information is WZRD Radio is now a no-go.


If Jim doesn't swipe that one and actually use it, he's missing out! That's freaking hilarious!

Spectacular Sameth:
-I will stop telling Yakov Smirnoff jokes around Sanya
-(During Death Masks): I will stop saying "Ohhhh...me so sowwy" around Shiro.
-I will not rent out Bob's skull when he's out.
-I am NOT Rincewind and I DO know more than one spell.
-I can't actually see the color Octarine and should quit saying things like "could you hand me that octarine cup," etc.
-My job is not appropriate dinner conversation with anyone not involved in it.
-I should stop telling people my life goal is to find out what gender  The Great A'Tuin is.
-Tavi and I are not drinking buddies.
a) And I do not possess a fury.

Quantus:
Under no circumstances am I allowed to threaten Mouse with Neutering.  Lets just say he doesn't think its funny.

netwyrm:
I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

firesaynt:

--- Quote from: netwyrm on April 12, 2008, 06:46:16 PM ---I will not offer to buy Murphy a dwarven waraxe
a)even if it's the right size

I will not refer to Lash as "number 6"
a)or Caprica 6

--- End quote ---

I will not refer to any Denarian shadows as "Harveys".......lol :D

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