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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
nanuq:
I will stop trying to get Eb and Kincaid to sing together even though "Blackstaff McCoy and the Hellhound" is a bitching name for a group.
I will stop insisting that the Erlking get a hunting license the next time he leads the Wild Hunt through Chicago.
I will stop humming the theme from the Godfather whenever Marcone is around.
I will stop trying to switch Toot-toot and the other fairies to a gluten-free diet.
Ditto for the Alphas and the vegan option.
ballplayer72:
(click to show/hide)I will no longer leave the house without massive protection around vital areas. As i once said, just because youre paranoid does not mean there isn't an invisible monster with a sniper rifle about to shoot you in the chest cavity... or something like that.. being a ghost is hard on the memory
MijRai:
--- Quote from: mid_life_crisis on June 03, 2010, 03:32:40 AM --- (click to show/hide)Just because she jumped my bones and got all possessive about it, I mustn't ask her to do the ice cube trick. Her idea of it and mine would probably be very, very, different.
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I can't stop laughing at this one. I just can't.
LordDresden:
--- Quote from: Shecky on June 03, 2010, 02:24:39 AM ---He will not call her the French word for "in olden times"? Huh?
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Jadis, the White Which of Narnia.
Reil:
--- Quote from: LordDresden on June 03, 2010, 05:22:25 AM ---Jadis, the White Which of Narnia.
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which Which?
Things Molly Carpenter is no longer allowed to do:
-play connect the scars on her venerable mentor whilst he is "meditating"
-especially if said meditation requires that he be skyclad.
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