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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Shecky:
--- Quote from: TheatreCat on June 03, 2010, 01:29:16 AM ----I will not call Mab 'Jadis'.
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He will not call her the French word for "in olden times"? Huh?
Orbweaver:
I will refrain from using any variation of the words "dog pound" around Kincaid.
-Even if he was panting like a dog when Murphy called.
-Same rule applies with Lea.
Little Chicago is not to be used as my own personal HBO channel.
-Ever again.
I will stop flicking small objects at the back of Charity's head.
-And stop blaming it on her children.
-Referring to Michael's youngest son as "BETTER, STRONGER.... FASTER!"every time he crawls past me is equally inappropriate.
MijRai:
--- Quote from: Orbweaver on June 03, 2010, 02:34:40 AM ---I will refrain from using any variation of the words "dog pound" around Kincaid.
-Even if he was panting like a dog when Murphy called.
-Same rule applies with Lea.
Little Chicago is not to be used as my own personal HBO channel.
-Ever again.
I will stop flicking small objects at the back of Charity's head.
-And stop blaming it on her children.
-Referring to Michael's youngest son as "BETTER, STRONGER.... FASTER!"every time he crawls past me is equally inappropriate.
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Hey, little Harry is 9 now. No crawling for him. He'll be zooming by in a go-cart that looks suspiciously like it was made out of chunks of the Blue Beetle...
Wolfeyes:
(click to show/hide)- I am no longer allowed to make comments like 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' or 'Over my dead body'.
A) In addition, despite the fact there really is a dead body, I still will not wear a hat.-I am not allowed to replace the drinks at HQ with the lust potion. Seeing old foggies want to get it on with each other is a mental image I didn't need.
-I am not allowed to hook Mouse up with a female dog and give them a plate of spaghetti.
a) The carpet stains still haven't come out.
mid_life_crisis:
(click to show/hide)Just because she jumped my bones and got all possessive about it, I mustn't ask Mab to do the ice cube trick. Her idea of it and mine would probably be very, very, different.
/edit - realized I never identified "her", even if it wasn't hard to figure out.
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