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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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logarithm.and.blues:
I am not allowed to bestow sapience on a chest and enchant it to get up on a hundred feet and follow me around all day.
a) Mouse would get angry.
b) Mister would too.

I am also not to give in to Bob's wheedling and make a boob job potion for Molly/Murphy.

I am also not allowed to mail Mavra a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula for my own personal amusement.
a) that would be bad judgment.

I also will not do a reenactment of the last scene of "The Last Samurai" with Fidelacchius.

I am also not allowed to refer to Cowl as George A. Romero.
a) mainly in the event that he tries to (click to show/hide)pull another Kemmler.

Before using my blasting rod to throw around fire, I will not shout, "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!"

I am not allowed to buy a "Bad Mother F*cker" wallet for Ramirez.
a) that would only make him more confident at making jokes at my expense
b) or for anyone on the Council, for that matter.

I am not allowed to refer to any Denarian with tentacles as "Dr. Octagonapus."

I am not to try and run over Marcone with the Blue Beetle after he sees me and says "Motherf*cker" (thinly veiled reference to the scene from Pulp Fiction where (spoilers for Pulp Fiction) (click to show/hide)Marsellus sees Butch while he's crossing the street after Butch won the fight and says "Motherf*cker" before Butch hits him with his car.).
a) Hendricks would kick my arse.

KINCAID ex cursori:
I will not use magic to awe little kids
a) in disneyland
b) near Morgan

I will likewise not let Bob out near the Haunted mansion;
a) or any other ghosts

I will not show thomas off to any goth kids:
a) he'd probably try and eat them
b) i'd stop him
c) he'd enjoy the attention
d)i'm a spoilsport

KINCAID ex cursori

KINCAID ex cursori:
I will not;

Hire Toot toot out to Disneyland and make $ while paying them in Pizza
A. probably breaking the laws of magic
B. toot toot would probably stay in there forever, and i do mean forever.

won't use toot toot or the Za-lords guard as
A. an extermination service
B.a way to annoy my rivals- as seen in TC when he ruins the PI.'s car.

Won't challenge Merlin to a dance off.
A. couldn't stand it if he won
B. If he won- imagine a couple 100 year old discoing (uggh)
C. Like wise- none of the senior council is invited
D. Molly and her friends are though...

KINCAID ex cursori:
I will not;

Audition for the next Harry potter movie.
A. I'd make a GREAT harry- darn Radcliffe
B. I don't need no stinkin wand 4  magic.
C. Old Voldy is nothing compared to HE Who Walks Behind

Ditch P.I.'ing And audition as a vampire slayer

FFGANDALF:
I'm under no circumstances to revel to Murphy that I know that she "likes" me.

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