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MijRai:

--- Quote from: The Corvidian on May 11, 2009, 09:52:47 PM ---Harry Dresden is no longer allowed to show the Eldest Gruff the Happy Tree Friends ever again.
1) Even if he laughed himself silly over it the last time.

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Perfect.

Harry is no longer allowed to (click to show/hide)have 'dreams' about Molly. At least for two decades. He got a bit of a show already.

Mira:


 Sell ice cubes to Mab..

thausgt:

--- Quote from: Raestlin on November 05, 2008, 03:10:34 AM ---I am not allowed to give Murphy a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas....I do not want to have a broken leg over the holidays...

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I am ESPECIALLY not allowed to get Murphy a set of these things:
http://www.powerskip.de/mainpage.html

I am SUPER-ESPECIALLY not allowed to sign Thomas up for parkour classes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQfFYO9xJBY
... mostly because he doesn't NEED them; I'll save the fees to sign Murphy up...

KINCAID ex cursori:
I will not sing "who's afraid of the big bad wolf" in front of the Alpha's.
a) unless I want to be eaten

I will not challenge Kincaid to a duel over Murphy:
a) I won't challenge the Merlin, either
b) Both would kill me

I will not play practical jokes on medical students by replacing bob with a skull on a replica skeleton;
a) Bob would enjoy it to much
b) Who knows what could happen

I will not play with matches;
a) i can already torch things, who needs sticks to help/

I will not apply to be in any new shows concerning magic;
I have enough already not dying

I will not find a way to use magic to fly to the moon, and leave the world to rot;
a) its just, saving the world is what i do
b) I would probably tick off the aliens

I will not refer to Cowl as "He who shall not be named"
a) or kincaid

I will not call ancient mai "old mayonnaise"
a)she could probably kill me

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Kris_W:

--- Quote from: KINCAID ex cursori on August 07, 2009, 11:28:14 PM ---* snip *

I will not challenge Kincaid to a duel over Murphy:
a) I won't challenge the Merlin, either
b) Both would kill me


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And after they each killed me Murphy would step in and kill me again. Probably twice.

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