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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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Soulless Mystic5523:

--- Quote from: Tempus Corvus on June 26, 2008, 10:52:28 PM ----I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.

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--Nor will I try and knock off a horn to make a bong.

jeffs:

--- Quote from: tacomamafia on April 19, 2008, 01:40:19 PM ---I will not point at the Gatekeeper and yell, "We've found Osama!" in the middle of council meetings.
a.) Again.
b.) Even though seeing the ultimate smackdown between Uncle Eb and the Gatekeeper was pretty awesome.




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Getting caught up on this thread and I thougt this one was the best so far.

Wolfeyes:
-If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.

If anyone knows where this is from, you are awesome.

brenatevi:

--- Quote ----If I ever practice with any of the Holy Swords I will not scream "First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle...! Is penetrated! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied...you are set free."
a) Michael will kill me.
b) The neighbors will start thinking I'm a sex predator.
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Babylon 5, Ivanona and the alien diplomat...

-I will not give Nicodemus a tie for Christmas

smashtheogre:
okay i had a look and i dont think its on here but here go's

               "no more giving out lara raiths mobile number as  sex chatline"
                       -a) she enjoys it
                       -b) it actually helps her feed
                       -c) she'll youtube the footage of me and thomas having coffee.....after having someone photoshop me naked. murphy's enjoyment i can do without.

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