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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
pookakitten:
--- Quote from: konstantine23 on June 25, 2008, 07:31:37 AM ---I will never again tell Molly that wizards never giggle, while she is eating. She could choke, and I would hate to tell Michael that I had to give her mouth-to-mouth.
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Even worse, I would have to tell Charity.
Quantus:
I will stop trying to convince Molly that "Bibidy bobidy boo" is a summoning ritual for a fairy Godmother
-It ruins my Master Wizard credibility when nobody shows up.
-Somebody might show up.
Thrasher:
I will not tattoo runes onto my middle leg and start referring to it as "my blasting rod of love"
When playing D&D with the Alphas, I won't win arguments by casting Fuego on their character sheets.
I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.
Quantus:
--- Quote from: Thrasher on June 25, 2008, 03:13:27 PM ---I will not pen stories of my adventures and sell them to The Arcane.
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Maybe to ROC though... :D
Tempus Corvus:
--- Quote from: Thrasher on June 20, 2008, 02:50:34 PM ---I will not call Prince Charles to wield a sword of the cross
- Prince William either
- Prince Harry maybe. His name has a nice ring to it.
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-Sean Connery is a possibility
-I will not use the incantation "I cast Magic Missile at the darkness".
--Especially when fighting Nicodemus.
-It is NOT just a flesh wound, and I will see a doctor.
--I have not had worse.
-If Sanya ever simply punches someone, I will not say "Front-Row Godsmack tickets now on sale!"
-I will not chip the tooth of the next demon I summon.
--Teeth are Enamel, not ivory, and definitely not green ivory.
--It will not help me play guitar.
-If I am about to shoot someone, or blast them with magic, I will not quote Ezekiel 25:17 (Pulp Fiction Version)
--That's not what the actual Bible verse is.
-I will not use the Name 'Annung Un Ramma' the next time I do a summoning.
--I don't know whether its a real Name, and I'd prefer not to find out.
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