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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do

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pookakitten:
(click to show/hide)I will not visit the Shedd Aquarium.
-At least not without fish.  Need to bribe those dolphins to be quiet.

GamerGirlsRock:
I will not name my zipper collection "The Dresden Flies".
--nor my bugs.
--nor the Za Guard.
--nor the brownie cleaning crew.
--Dammit, there's just no appreciation for a good pun anymore.

MAW:
I will not call myself "The Lord of the Morning"
I will not refer to the black council as "Darkfriends"
I will not reprimand Murphy for sniffing at my humor.
I will not refer to the Denarians as the forsaken.

I will not refer to the knights as "Athos, Porthos, and Arimis".

And I will never, ever let my apprentice refer to me as "Master".  There just aren't enough cold showers in the world.

Dragonblood309:
I must stop getting angry at Jim for putting me in such dangerous situations.

Thrasher:
I will not try to encourage a wizard menage a trois with Anastasia and Elaine
- Or with Molly
- I will not let Carlos encourage it either.

I will not use soufire to form a light saber.

I will not pen my own version of the Necrocomicon
- At least not a version that explains the Darkhallow

I will not give kinetic rings away to trick-or-treaters.
- Again...

I will not call Prince Charles to wield a sword of the cross
- Prince William either
- Prince Harry maybe. His name has a nice ring to it.

I will not set up a blind date between Ebenezar and Kincaid.

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