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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
GamerGirlsRock:
--- Quote from: Shecky on June 18, 2008, 02:54:21 PM ---I will not keep trying to get Murphy to arrest Michael for public indecency because of his "Carpenter's crack".
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Somehow I doubt his pants fit that badly. He doesn't seem the type to develop paunch--too much swordwork--nor do I think Charity would let him buy clothes that don't fit (too likely to cause problems in a fight).
Shecky:
--- Quote from: GamerGirlsRock on June 19, 2008, 03:54:22 AM ---Somehow I doubt his pants fit that badly. He doesn't seem the type to develop paunch--too much swordwork--nor do I think Charity would let him buy clothes that don't fit (too likely to cause problems in a fight).
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It was a joke. Put yer hands up; they're goin' right over your head. ;D
Priscellie:
So is a joke about Michael a Carpenter's crack? Or is that what Molly was arrested with before the events of Proven Guilty?
Shecky:
Yes.
Levi:
I will not shout "Parlay" when surrounded by the bad guys.
While escaping after being captured, I will not say, "You'll always remember this as the day you almost caught..."
- It was funny the first 20 times or so.
- They catch me again while I'm saying it.
I will not teach Molly that the first rule of Wizarding is, "Close your eyes and pretend it's all just a bad dream. That's how I get by."
"Hello, beastie..." is not an appropriate greeting for members of the supernatural community. They take offense at it.
- So also, "Do you fear death?"
"Sea turtles, mate" is not an adequate explanation for anything that happens because of me.
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