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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
bleet08:
"I can not use any spells to go around blowing skirts up, regardless of how much the woman looks like Marylin Monroe."
"I need to remember to not sing 'Were off to see the wonderful wizard of Oz' next time I ride with Ebeneezer. The Merlin hears it."
drache:
I am forbidden from making Denarian Candy coins and passing them out on Halloween to trick or treaters.
I will not walk around city hall as 'stress relief.....again
a) even though it was funny watching Rudolph and his boss ran around with thier pants on fire due to cell phone explosion
Cbarrett:
When visiting the summer fae, june is NOT busting out all over.
(Wonders if anyone will get the ref)
Mab is not the official spokeswoman for Dentyne Ice.
-Nor should I ask her for some refreshing flavor
Just because I painted a phonebooth blue doesn't give me permission to break the law of time.
-Nor should I enchant my trash can to say "EX-TEEERMIINAAATE!"
-Giving my elderly neighbors a heart attack isn't terribly nice
-In a similar vein, Thomas is not to be referred to as Captain Jack
rtag:
--- Quote from: Cbarrett on April 18, 2008, 11:16:46 PM ---Just because I painted a phonebooth blue doesn't give me permission to break the law of time.
-Nor should I enchant my trash can to say "EX-TEEERMIINAAATE!"
-Giving my elderly neighbors a heart attack isn't terribly nice
-In a similar vein, Thomas is not to be referred to as Captain Jack
--- End quote ---
I think I'll never be able to think of Captain Jack without thinking of Thomas now. That is so perfect.
Shecky:
--- Quote from: rtag on April 19, 2008, 12:18:23 AM ---I think I'll never be able to think of Captain Jack without thinking of Thomas now. That is so perfect.
--- End quote ---
Why is the *um always gone?
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