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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
Delarith:
I will not ask any woman in my life to rip off her clothes, jump on top of me shimmying saying "Do me baby!" no matter how much I want to.
Quantus:
--- Quote from: Delarith on April 17, 2008, 08:24:58 PM ---I will not ask any woman in my life to rip off her clothes, jump on top of me shimmying saying "Do me baby!" no matter how much I want to.
--- End quote ---
-And I will be properly suspicious of any woman who does, rather than thinking of how many years it been sinc- Stop it Harry!
Half man-half amazing:
I will not take Thomas with me when I go see Maeve... Things might get really weird.
Bob and Thomas are not allowed to be in the same room together w/o my knowlege.
Murphy is not small.... she is travel size.(ouch damnit Murph I was kidding)
Will not challenge McCoy or Rwalings to a drinking contest with Mac's ale.
-or Rameriz
-or Murphy
-she gets mean when she is drunk and she is a sore loser
Will not say"ooh baby toy!!" when Murphy bust out her hand cuffs.
Not allowed to go see Lara anymore
Luccio might not like that
Lara might try to eat me
Never introduce Lara and Luccio on a personal level
-cat fight might follow
-second though that might not be such a bad idea
Dont leave Murphy alone with Luccio for any length of time
-They may be shairing storys about me
-I might miss a cat fight and after wards they both might tag team me.
-They might just tag team me anyway.
Bob is not allowed to be in my head when Luccio is over
-or anyother time
-and is not allowed to meet luccio at all.
Lady Knight Ignus:
In the event that Ivy, Murphy, any Carpenter kid, any other children, or some combination thereof are kidnapped, upon learning the news I am absolutely forbidden from breaking out in a chorus of They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Especially if Arctis Tor figures into the picture in any way.
Priscellie:
--- Quote from: Lady Knight Ignus on April 18, 2008, 06:57:31 PM ---In the event that Ivy, Murphy, any Carpenter kid, any other children, or some combination thereof are kidnapped, upon learning the news I am absolutely forbidden from breaking out in a chorus of They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Especially if Arctis Tor figures into the picture in any way.
--- End quote ---
I think I hurt something laughing at that...
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