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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
The Mrs Geek:
I will stop trying to bribe the Archive
-she knows I am and it doesn't work
Spectacular Sameth:
-Just because I can, doesn't mean I SHOULD.
-If it makes me giggle for over a minute, it'll probably get me beheaded.
-The council telling me I can't do something is NOT a dare.
-A mu mu is not a proper substitute for a wizard robe.
-My staff does not make a "WHOOSH"ing noise when I move it.
-Chia Pet seeds will not grow on Bob's skull.
drache:
-I will not make reference the Sith or the Jedi or pop culture in generla when talking to the Council
a) even if it's really funny
b) i will also not imply that they 'get with it' when i envietably make a reference and they don't get it
-I will not attempt to prove to Mouse that Mister is all hiss and no bite
a at least not without protection
b on second thought there isn't enough protection for that
(click to show/hide)-asking Mab how her pussy cat is doing is just a bad idea
Levi:
"A Penny for your thoughts" is not a clever solution for getting rid of the Fallen coins.
- Especially to Michael's family. (click to show/hide)Or my head wouldn't have been detached from my body.
"The Blue Beetle is in for repairs" is not a good excuse for reanimating Sue.
- And not when going to council meetings. There is limited parking space.
- Plus Sue likes to eat the guard dogs.
I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
- (click to show/hide)Even though they are almost of the same height.
I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.
I will not make Bob watch "Bob the Builder" series so as to make him work more.
He refuses to help. I had to spend an entire week at Victoria's Secret to convince him to change his mind.
Purpura:
--- Quote from: Levi on April 15, 2008, 06:07:37 PM ---*SNIPPED*
I will not try to set up Murphy with Toot Toot.
- (click to show/hide)Even though they are almost of the same height.
I will not say "Say Hello to my little friend" while introducing Murphy.
- Even though it is true.
- Even though she has the same nature as that of a gun.
--- End quote ---
Heheheh Those are funny!
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