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Things Harry Dresden Is No Longer Allowed to Do
scurv:
-I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, unless I have enough for everyone
a)I will not chew bubble gum during council meetings, even if I have enough for everyone
b)I will not stuck said bubble gum on the Merlin's robe
-I will not ask Ebenezer for kilt advice
a)or advice on how to hurl a log
Tech L. Me:
Not allowed to play “Pulp Fiction” with a suction-cup dart pistol and any member of the White Council.
a) Or a squirt gun
b) Or a nerf gun
c) Any weapon, toy or otherwise.
Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question another warden asks me.
Not allowed to add pictures of wardens I don’t like to War Criminal posters.
a) Or of Merlin
Not allowed to train Mouse to “Sic Morgan!”
a) Or Merlin
b) Or anybody who disagrees with me
c) Except blampires, rampires or wampires
d) Make that anybody who tries to kill me.
Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my “Samson like powers”.
Wolfeyes:
--- Quote from: The Mrs Geek on April 15, 2008, 03:02:48 AM ---I will not refer to the Merlin as "Lord Voldemort"
--- End quote ---
a) Or Prime Minister Fudge.
-I am not allowed to say "opps" while working potentially explosive magic just to be funny.
-Not allowed to offer the magic stone dogs outside the council room a milk bone.
a) Definitely not allowed to teach them to "leave their mark" on Morgan.
b) Or anyone else I hate.
c) Even if it's Merlin.
The Wolf formerly known as Shadow:
Mouse can though
- I'm not allowed to try and set Mouse up with one of the Alphas
A) Likewise Tera
- I am not allowed to suggest that the Council start sending warlocks to Azgaban as punishment
- I am not allowed to take "Injun Joe" Listens-to-Wind to a wild west show
- Or Ebenezer to a Scottish Games
Spectacular Sameth:
-I will not tell a newbie that a potion requires "elbow grease."
a) Or "headlight fluid."
-I will stop telling Molly that "boil, boil, toil and trouble" is required for every potion making.
a) Or any for that matter.
-Promises of more visits to Mister is not a proper way to get the Archive's attention.
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