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Describe Each Novel's Plot Badly
WereElephant:
The Dresden Files according to Demonreach:
Storm Front: Mortals are annoying.
Fool Moon: Mortals are annoying.
Grave Peril: Mortals are annoying.
Summer Knight: Mortals are annoying, Faerie queens are loud.
Death Masks: Mortals are annoying.
Blood Rites: Mortals are annoying.
Dead Beat: Mortals are annoying.
Proven Guilty: Mortals are annoying.
White Night: Mortals are annoying.
Small Favor: Annoying Demons and Mortals made a mess. One mortal less annoying than others.
Turn Coat: Mortal wants to be my friend. It also fought the ugly Skinwalker. This mortal is much less annoying.
Changes: Mortals are annoying. Not-annoying mortal decided to injure itself, risks losing not-annoying status.
Ghost Story: Stupid Faerie Queen helps me heal not-annoying mortal for six months, while a stupid angel makes me visit Chicago through a stoic statue. Stupid situation is stupid.
Cold Days: Not-annoying mortal can actually understand some things. Two annoying Faerie Queens dead.
Skin Game: What is parkour?
Rasins:
Storm Front - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard encounters Thunderstorms while investigating a crime
Fool Moon - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Runs afoul of the FBI while investigating a crime
Grave Peril - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard attends a party while investigating a crime
Summer Knight - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Cleans up the frog population while investigating a crime
Death Masks - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Starts a coin collection while investigating a crime
Blood Rites - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard launches a fung-shui career for some former actors while investigating a crime
Dead Beat - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard learns some paleontology while investigating a crime
Proven Guilty - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard visits a fan convention while investigating a crime
White Knight - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard discovers a love for latin while investigating a crime
Small Favor - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Helps out a lost boy while investigating a crime
Turn Coat - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Learns that the pen can be mightier than the sword while investigating a crime
Changes - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Mexico while investigating a crime
Ghost Story - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Helps take down a street gang while investigating a crime
Cold Days - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Gains a new ally while investigating a crime
Skin Game - Harry Dresden, Chicago's only practicing Wizard Finds out what Shakespeare means while investigating a crime
groinkick:
Summer Knight - Misunderstood Lady of Summer is trying to end the conflict. Chicago's only practicing Wizard Harry Dresden has other plans, and recruits his gang to cut her to ribbons with box cutters.
WereElephant:
The Dresden Files according to Bob:
Harry, you can't even get laid with a Love Potion
You're only in trouble if it's a loup-garou. Guess what? It's a loup-garou!
How about we skip town until this one blows over, boss?
Oooo, Faeries. Don't make deals with them, but nice to look at.
These guys are seriously sca - tear that up and burn it! Are you suicidal?
I am so envious right now. Please can I ride along? Pretty please? Hmph.
My old boss taught me how to do a Smeagol impression. See? One minute, lovable if macabre information source, the next, a homicidal creep!
Aww, you got a new apprentice for me! And what a doozy, too...by the way, that should have killed you, but it didn't.
Umm, about your toy city...it appears to have, well, vaporized.
Lost Merlin:
More of a new title for each book. Some Puns, some serious, all bad.
The Mystery of Sex Magic and Drugs.
The Mystery of the Different Dogs.
The Mystery of the Poisoned Punch.
The Mystery of the Fairy Theft.
The Mystery of Bed Sheets and Spare Change.
The Mystery of Getting un'Lucky'
The Mystery of the Ghost Horde
The Mystery of Scary Movies and Scary Monsters.
The Mystery of Lost Loves and Lost Lives.
The Mystery of Fish and Goats.
The Mystery of Tired Cops and Tried Clerks
The Mystery of the Mexican Melee
The Mystery of Ghost Etiquette
The Mystery of Too Many Urges
The Mystery of Evil Doughnuts
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